Adverts that are annoying you at the moment?

That Iceland Moms ad with the pizza/indian night is absolutely repulsive. The food doesn't even look good on tv, so imagine how it really looks like! :gross:

On the other hand, the preview for the new season of The Hills on Viva with the Eastenders theme is genius! Shame it's wasted on such a stupid show.
 
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That one misses out the MOST ANNOYING part, which is in this bizarre remixed one:

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OOH LA LA :manson:
 
The advert for the new big family-sized Heinz baked bean fridge packs, that shows loads of fridges containing things like mugs and egg cups containing left over beans.

1. Surely everyone just leaves the beans they don't use in the tin?

2. The thought of a massive communal SLOP filled with beans makes me feel physically ill. And how frightfully common. Store it in your fridge next to the MEAT PASTE and REFORMED LUNCHEON MEAT

Also the Heinz tomato soup one where they show loads of people blowing on their too hot soup annoys me too. I hate boring old soup in the first place, and i resent the annoying bit where you can't even eat/drink the stuff without BURNING YOUR MOUTH being turned into some sort of charming ritual.

Get a new ad agency, Heinz. Don Draper wouldn't approve this shit.
 
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Because PISSING ALL OVER Hyacinth Bucket wasn't bad enough, they got Amanda fucking Holden to do it :evil:
 
This Mazuma mobile one drives me potty, I wander around singing "oompa loompa dumpeddy doo" after I've heard it

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ALL purfume/scent/fragrance adverts are annoying me GREATLY at the moment

They're usually fairly inconspicuous, but with Christmas rapidly approaching the sheer number of poncy, dickhead vagueness that's appearing on my screen is driving me insane
 
Those new Co-op ads that go all round the houses in supremely irritating fashion to suggest that you can somehow save time by cutting out a weekly shop in favour of rocking up at your local Co-op on the high street god knows how many times a week:

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There is a companion wife one too, which is just as bad.
 
That fat bastard who said "Wonga" in the first loan advert has now got loads of them with his ugly fat face making me want to vomit and he keeps saying Wonga. You fat twat!
 
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At the moment that HORRIFICALLY "Girl powah and all that shite" Boots advert where the two sick women meet in the street and go on about how amazingly they are juggling their family and work, while their POOR WICKLE HUSBANDZ have got a cold and are laid up in bed.

This deserves a :daf:
 
That fat bastard who said "Wonga" in the first loan advert has now got loads of them with his ugly fat face making me want to vomit and he keeps saying Wonga. You fat twat!

It's just fucking AWFUL isn't it. It was mildly amusing ONCE about a year ago, not anymore.
 
The new M&S ads with Caroline Quentin in are pissing me off too, as if HER being in them wasn't bad enough, they are just proper SHIT.
 
I can't be arsed to go through 19 pages but just wanted to say Cat Deeley in that Pantene ad doing the 'swish' annoys the fuck out of me
 
The new M&S ads with Caroline Quentin in are pissing me off too, as if HER being in them wasn't bad enough, they are just proper SHIT.

Those "simply fuller" meals, have you seen how little the plates are? The knife is bigger than the plate! Like my boss always says "these diet meals are all well and good but you really need to have two of them otherwise you're starving by 3 o'clock".
 
Why would they make the EFFORT to reduce the actual fat content (or whatever) when they can just cut the portion in HALF :disco:
 
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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It doesn't even make sense. Doing one weekly shop surely takes less time than dicking about throughout the week. And you normally spend way more. SO GET OFF MY TV

EDIT: oh hi fetchfugly :bruised:
 
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The Match.com one with the blokey and the girl singing some shit about "old films like The Godfather: Part Three" proper gets on my tits. Godfather 3 came out in 1990, you cunts! It's the same age as me. And i'm technically YOUNG.
 
The Asda one with that dreadful blonde woman and some more of her awful friends whooping it up round the supermarket and then settling down at the pc to compare receipts and see how much they've saved. Special mention for the one who blankly asks 'So Asda is cheaper but I still get a voucher?' :manson:

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And how can it be possible that only half of your shopping can be comparable with items in other supermarkets?
 
Skanky own brand stuff I guess! Exciting news girls! :)


Oh and Max Beesley can FUCK RIGHT OFF with those Jobsite adverts. My smug-o-meter MELTED when that was on.

I'm sure HE needs the work
 
They should have built the whole thing around an out-of-work Beesley logging onto the jobs site and getting the advertising gig that way.

Also, I HATE THIS ONE TOO -

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I like the way they try and make it look like having a fucking RUSK is better than having an egg sandwich, because it's apparently such a hassle to get ketchup on your egg sandwich. I wish somebody would invent a squeezy bottle.

ALSO, Lisa Snowdon and Johnny Vaughn are really shit.
 
ALSO, Lisa Snowdon and Johnny Vaughn are really shit.
I like them on the radio, but they're crap in this. "Rivita. For... [smug]BREAKFAST[/smug]". Shut up Snowy.

I actually came on here to talk about a radio advert coincidently(ish). It's for Clean & Clear and I hear at least twice every morning, normally more. The woman goes:

"If you could hear how fresh your skin felt after using Clean & Clear Daily Wash as part of your morning routine... (whispers) You probably wouldn't hear very much... at all!" Getting quieter and quieter as she goes on. It's irritating to the point of death.
 

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