Congratulations Dr. Geru Hallwell

Has old Geru been on the botox

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Mucho.

You just know in that second picture that their comments about that cyclist's arse have just gone that bit too far.
 
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I've just noticed that guy is smoking whilst transporting Geru. I hope it doesn't damage her vocals for the new album.
 
Guess who got spotted leaving a 'secret dinner' with Will.Iam

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New Gay BFF? Hide your Bins Will!

I like to think Geru had a white wine spritzer and demanded they recreate the 'Heartbreaker' video. and tbh I make her right - after all she discovered Cheryl Cole, didn't she.
 
I get so excited whenever I see this thread has been resurrected by Halli. You know you are in for some GOLD.
 
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Geru has been partying with the one from the BEP that is not will.iam

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Oh to be that random Gay at the back. His life must be complete now.

I bet she ignored him ALL NIGHT.
 
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Babes I hear that

Sometimes I long for the day that Mariah will ignore me the same way she ignored Whatevar and dUb at the Friday Night Project
 
I need to find the story of when half of Denden went to watch Geru being filmed for GOK WAN, and screamed out for her during the breaks but she acted as if they were not there. It was a small studio too they were all sitting around her in a circle.

Denden was UP IN ARMS.
 
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So she wasn't out with Will.i.am after all? More like a photo opportunity with Apl.de.ap.:bruised:
 
She DID need the botox for between her brow - although her next "YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW..." instruction isn't going to be quite so marvelous without those fearless forrows.

The gay looks like he might be quite nice.
 
From Dean Piper at the Mirror

"It seems Geri Halliwell's solo come back isn't going quite as well as she might of hoped. I can't wait to see what the star does with an album to be released along side a "Glee style" constructed reality show. Sky Living were interested initially but this week, the star was spotted going in for meetings with ITV2. So it seems she's struggling to get the tv show and album off the ground. I'm told Geri has yet to find a deal with a major label after months of trying and has turned down an offer from Universal to release the album as a digital format only. Geri is now looking at ways to see if she can get the album off the ground and into shops her own way. Sources close to the star tell me she definitely has one killer dance anthem that would catapult her back into the charts, but nobody will take a risk on right now. "The industry has changed alot since Geri was last in the charts and non of the labels are rushing to snap her album up". Says my mole. "Geri's old school and didn't see the positive side of having a digital only release. She funded the majority of the album herself and doesn't want to just give it away". Her plan is that the tv show will create a buzz, and then the album will fly. Sky Living have gone off the boil. Geri's team want to be realistic. Well, good luck to her.
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POOR GERU
 
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Geri's TEAM are her split personalities, I'm sure she'll make her best decision since locking Richard X in a car soon enough. This is Dannii's The 1995 Sessions all over again. I'll bet she managed to collaborate with the in-demand Corona remixers Rapino Bros too.

Am I deluded when I genuinely think Geru could still come back with 100% Pure Love/Love Never Loved Me? Don't answer me, I know it's rhetorical, I just like to imagine.
 
I don't know but I keep hearing that Lily Allen is writing music for it even though she is RETIRED!

Geru must have turned it down!
 
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I think they're HOLDING EACH OTHER UP.

I also completely forgot she played a crucial role in the sequel. "Reloaded" was also George Michael's cruel assessment/pet-name for her whenever his bin was empty AGAIN.
 
Is there ANYTHING LEFT on GODS GREEN EARTH that hasn't been TURNED INTO A FUCKING MUSICAL?
 
Having recently had the pleasure of Yours, Anne: The Musical Version Of Diary Of Anne Frank (actually brilliant) and the Producers-esque debacle of Princess Diana: The Musical (actually utterly awful but amazingly so), I suspect NOT.

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Geru was mincing around the Olympic swimming complex yesterday, sporting a new haircut

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WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS NEW ALBUM?!
 
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As IF she's anything but TEAM GH. I'm not liking the return of her Scream If You Wanna Go Faster Hair - without Italian lesbians behind her the look just isn't complete.
 
Look at that conniving under-age lesbian behind her biting her nails as she wonders whether schizophonic pussy would be worth the hassle...
 
It's a bit like that pob Posh had isn't it? Except, you know, three years later.
 
As she's in the Olympic Swimming Complex, you'd think she'd manage to spell "Great Britain" correctly....
 
Didn't she go down REALLY BADLY last time? She's lucky they're letting her back at all...
 
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