Britney Spears Survivor - Free Britney Edition ***TOP 5 TACTICAL SHOWDOWN***

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All I know is I'm so happy when you're dancing there.... (VOTE TO ELIMINATE)

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Can't believe Moopy didn't give this a top five placement. she danced in a bra with a snake so Christina could wear assless chaps in wrestling ring. I truly feel like the transition of "teeny bopper pop" into "slutty bangers" can be singlehandedly credited and attributed to "Slave". It changed the whole game without trying. The fact that she had the audacity to even record it coming off... "Lucky" in of itself is genius. Her mind. It's classic Neptunes (Britney received a co-write credit) but has Britney's stamp all over it.

Anyway it's back by popular demand... last tactical round. VOTE FOR YOUR LEAST FAVORITE and CHANGE YOUR VOTE IF YOU WANT BEFORE July 30th evening

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06. I'm a Slave 4 U (16 votes, 33.3%)
07. Crazy (18 votes, 45%)
08. Everytime (20 votes, 44.4%)
09. Born to Make You Happy (9 votes, 19.1%)
10. Till the World Ends (11 votes, 23.4%)
11. Piece of Me (14 votes, 33.3%)
=12. I Wanna Go (15 votes, 35.7%)
=12. Overprotected (15 votes, 35.7%)
14. Work Bitch! (17 votes, 40.5%)
15. Womanizer (18 votes, 42.9%)
=16. Circus (11 votes, 36.7%)
=16. Lucky (11 votes, 36.7%)
18. Break the Ice (12 votes, 40%)
19. Hold it Against Me (13 votes, 43.3%)
20. Criminal (14 votes, 46.7%)
=21. Scream & Shout (10 votes, 27.8%)
=21. Sometimes (10 votes, 27.8%)
=23. If U Seek Amy (14 votes, 38.9%)
=23. Me Against the Music (14 votes, 38.9%)
25. Radar (18 votes, 41.7%)
26. Anticipating (19 votes, 52.8%)
27. Boys (23 votes, 63.9%)
28. Do Somethin' (9 votes, 30%)
29. 3 (10 votes, 33%)
=30. I'm Not a Girl Not Yet a Woman (11 votes, 36.7%)
=30. My Prerogative (11 votes, 36.7%)
=30. Outrageous (11 votes, 36.7%)
=33. Don't Let Me Be the Last to Know (15 votes, 50%)
=33. Make Me (15 votes, 50%)
=33. Slumber Party (15 votes; 50%)
=36. Mood Ring (6 votes; 35.3%)
=36. Perfume (6 votes; 35.3%)
=36. Tom's Diner (6 votes; 35.3%)
39. Swimming in the Stars (7 votes; 41.2%)
=40. And Then We Kiss (8 votes; 47.1%)
=40. I Love Rock 'N Roll (8 votes; 47.1%)
42. Someday (I Will Understand) (9 votes; 52.9%)
=43. From the Bottom of My Broken Heart (10 votes; 58.8%)
=43. Matches (10 votes; 58.8%)
=43. Ooh La La (10 votes; 58.8%)
46. Pretty Girls (14 votes; 82.4%)
 
In hindsight, I wonder if Dirrty was an 'anything Britney can do' moment for Xtina. She certainly had the luxury of choice and indulgence of talent to do it. Slave is just missing a vital remix to penetrate me wherever a soul should be, but it gave us what I think is her most iconic MTV performance, not counting the time she shared the stage with something venomous and cold-blooded for the Madge party favour. "Kitty kitty, kitty kitty" invites you over with a hot torso pic, but the riff as B warbles "bay-beh" is the moment it bites and turns you into a "homosexual gay killed after grindr hookup" headline. WHAT.
 
They’re all great, can’t we just enjoy that?

Baby is great because don’t you KNOW. I. STILL BELIEVE

Oops is great because OOPS! I!

Stronger is great because of that last “IiIiiiiiIiiii’m Strooonger” run

Toxic is great because that video is incredible

Gimme More is great because it’s BRITNEY BITCH

there’s more to it than that anyway
 
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Here's what the remaining 5 SHOULD look like:

1. Piece Of Me
2. (You Drive Me) Crazy
3. Overprotected
4. Lucky
5. Stronger

With a special shout out to the rancid If U Seek Amy :disco:

You horrible horrible DEVIL CHILDREN
 
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