Eurovision 2022 news (Turin on the 10th-14th May)

I couldn’t care less about Turkey. They really didn’t bring anything after Hadise and the idea of the state / broadcaster making demands on the EBU should be handled with a shrug of the shoulders by the latter.

I would love to see the usual suspects of Bosnia and Montenegro back. Monaco brought precisely nothing when it last returned but I wouldn’t mind seeing what Luxembourg could muster these days.

Presumably the prospect of Kosovo is distant at best.

Lebanon with something lovely in French (Bonsoir Aline!) would be very welcome but it isn’t going to happen. They were quite naive when they tried to enter.
 
I don’t know why they keep trying to lure Turkey back. They know where to submit their song if they want to take part.

Also it’s NOT going to happen anyway. Just because the new Jon Ola has been schmoozing them they think they’re going to get a load of special treatment.
 
Well it IS a huge country with a big diaspora, so presumably it would have an effect on ratings, and not only from Turkey itself
 
Bring EVERYONE BACK!

I've had ENOUGH of Moopy's RACISM towards Luxembourg.
 
Are Kazakhstan eligible? Perhaps we could have poor jilted and broken MARGO serving up a deliciously tinny dog egg with YURI on interpretative dance duties :disco:
 
Margo, Lola, Luna and The Ashtray to form an all-girl SUPERGROUP with an anthem about moving on from Yurii and his nonsense please!
 
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Are Kazakhstan eligible? Perhaps we could have poor jilted and broken MARGO serving up a deliciously tinny dog egg with YURI on interpretative dance duties :disco:
Of course I’m now imagining this as a possibility and am busy writing lyrics och melodie :disco:

My heart TORE AND SWOLL
When I saw your HEN DOLL

#margo2022
 
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Bring EVERYONE BACK!

I've had ENOUGH of Moopy's RACISM towards Luxembourg.
As our @VoR has performed JOURNALISTIC DUTY on in the past, Luxembourg's broadcaster has basically ruled it out for the foreseeable future as they only do news :(
 
What do they even DO in Luxembourg? Does anyone even live there? I can’t think of a single export which they produce. In fact I don’t even know where it IS although I would guess at NEXT TO FRANCE
 
However I would like them back in the competition so we might have the occasion to use the word BENELUX :disco:
 
I feel like it just exists so people mistake their flag with the Dutch flag.
 
What do they even DO in Luxembourg? Does anyone even live there? I can’t think of a single export which they produce. In fact I don’t even know where it IS although I would guess at NEXT TO FRANCE

there’s only three permanent residents and they are all PERVERTS
 
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Boring answer, but RTL (Luxembourg's national broadcaster) has a responsibility to promote Luxembourgish-language content, which would be a STRETCH for Eurovision. Hence they focus almost exclusively on news and current events programming.

San Marino don't have an obscure language that they need to promote so I guess it frees up their budget to try more fun stuff. (That and the stickers)
 
Boring answer, but RTL (Luxembourg's national broadcaster) has a responsibility to promote Luxembourgish-language content, which would be a STRETCH for Eurovision. Hence they focus almost exclusively on news and current events programming.

San Marino don't have an obscure language that they need to promote so I guess it frees up their budget to try more fun stuff. (That and the stickers)
Fair enough but you think they could take a weekend off once a year.
 
Boring answer, but RTL (Luxembourg's national broadcaster) has a responsibility to promote Luxembourgish-language content, which would be a STRETCH for Eurovision. Hence they focus almost exclusively on news and current events programming.

San Marino don't have an obscure language that they need to promote so I guess it frees up their budget to try more fun stuff. (That and the stickers)
Couldn't they just subtitle it? :o
 
For some reason I thought it would be closer to French than German. GANZ IM GEGENTEIL!

 
Oh no, Letzeburgish is... it's unique and easily understandable for people from West/South West Germany.

But I'm not sure it lends itself well to SONG AND DANCE :)
 
But I'm not sure it lends itself well to SONG AND DANCE :)
(Apoca said that, not Diddy, but my formatting’s fucked up)

Except people often say the same of German which is NONSENSE

Just get someone like Trackshittaz and the votes will POUR IN!
 
Except people often say the same of German which is NONSENSE

Just get someone like Trackshittaz and the votes will POUR IN!

Trackshittaz is AUSTRIAN ART. 🇦🇹

Now let's not get it TWISTED (and woki woki!)
 
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I guess Liechtenstein and Vatican are the only nations to NEVER have participated.

I'd pay a pretty penny to have the Faroe Islands involved.
 
I guess Liechtenstein and Vatican are the only nations to NEVER have participated.

I'd pay a pretty penny to have the Faroe Islands involved.
Unfortunately the Faroe Islands are part of Denmark.
 
Presumably the dividing line is being a sovereign state but if it wasn’t then could we see hot entries from Jersey, Isle of Man or even Gibraltar! :disco: None of them are part of the UK.

Just to think, if Malta had joined the UK when it asked to we could have had Chiara as our own.
 

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