The Traitors - Episode 8

[lolly]

Please can Kieran get banished or murdered asap

 

[PercyPig]

Mmmm I’d slide my hand up Aaron’s shorts

 

[TiShh]

Please can Kieran get banished or murdered asap

I thought he looked alright in his white hoodie/white t-shirt combo. Very Jade Goody's hen party circa 2009.

 

[Ill Advised]

The faithful are so far off

 

[Jack]

Only ONE person washed their hair today

 

[TiShh]

The official BBC subtitles have now also given up on Wilf and rechristened him "Will"

 

[PercyPig]

The faithful are so far off

Just so trusting based on which way you tie your shoelaces

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

OMG it's FORT BOYARD

 

[lolly]

In fairness, I suppose if you've been in there for a few days with Maddy and bought that she's a real person and not someone terminally stupid, you probably WOULD be convinced she was Oscar nomination worthy.

 

[FetchFugly]

Theo in not tremendously useful non-shock.

 

[TiShh]

Omg I think I've just noticed Kieran missed off Theo when he was listing the "men"

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

AARON'S VEGAN?!

 

[TiShh]

Fay prepared with a hood

@santaphone are the QOL noms closed yet?

 

[FetchFugly]

Ooh a task failure

 

[Jack]

I really have an inexplicable dislike of Keiran. He just winds me up whenever he appears

 

[PercyPig]

Yes let’s get to the meat of it now!

 

[PercyPig]

Maddy is gonna be banished anyway

 

[C’est la VoR]

The Amanda thing is getting hilarious now. HOW are they all so certain?!

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Of COURSE Theo's a ONE DANGLY EARRING GAY

 

[PercyPig]

Theo not going for Maddy because she’s a traitor but because she had a secret she’s one above being an extra

 

[PercyPig]

I do like the play - just going for the wrong person

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Also love the task teams finally becoming something (even if it IS a dumb strategy from a Faithfuls vs Traitors perspective)

 

[PercyPig]

I’d slide my hand up Aaron’s trousers

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

NO ROUNDTABLE?!

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Maddy SAVED

 

[PercyPig]

Theo doesn’t like them shooting in the dark

 

[Jack]

What's the name of this show?

Fay:

 

[lolly]

Is Amanda taking the piss out of Claudia with that fringe?

 

[Ill Advised]

I love it!!!

 

[FetchFugly]

Not vegetables says Maddy.

 

[C’est la VoR]

Amanda UNMOVED by Andrea's sob story.

 

[FetchFugly]

Why has Andrea taken this moment for an emotional speech?

KILL HER NOW

 

[PercyPig]

TRAITOR TALK FROM ANDREA

 

[Jack]

Invite into my heart? GIVE OVER ANDREA

 

[PercyPig]

Producer just off camera “Can you tell us about your experience here so far”

 

[lolly]

This is appalling

 

[Jack]

Digest me again? Seriously where do they get these from?

 

[FetchFugly]

So pleased that Claudia broke that up.

 

[C’est la VoR]

Oh PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER THEO!

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Theo must have a nervous breakdown every time he goes shopping