Madonna Survivor: The 2000s (Round 2)

[Jark]

What’s with the Love Profusion HATE?

it's UNBEARABLY SICKLY AND TWEE! just thinking about it induces in me a PHYSICAL REACTION and immediately scars the skin that Ray of Light LOVINGLY CLEARED this very morning! UGH!

 

[Jark]

What I don't understand the Miles Away hate, it's one of her most beautiful songs and in general.

it is quite a good song but her bored, phoned-in vocal kills it. all the emotion of a song about STUDYING MAPS.

 

[OutSynk]

it's UNBEARABLY SICKLY AND TWEE! just thinking about it induces in me a PHYSICAL REACTION and immediately scars the skin that Ray of Light LOVINGLY CLEARED this very morning! UGH!

 

[Pipo]

4 Minutes worse than Give It 2 Me? lol

 

[Devil]

The Confessions singles really were a cut above the rest of the output of the period weren’t they?

 

[OutSynk]

4 Minutes worse than Give It 2 Me? lol

Uh yes?

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

What I don't understand the Miles Away hate, it's one of her most beautiful songs and in general.

I'd not be sick on the spot or get my machine gun out if it came on. It's just never been a GO TO

 

[RS]

STUDYING MAPS

I’ll have you know that this is a far more rewarding activity than Madonna’s music could ever provide

 

[Marina Salty]

Me trying to keep Miles Away in 2 rounds now

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

American Life is really good? I just think some of you need to get lives really

 

[VV]

What have people got against songs with American in the title?

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

What have people got against songs with American in the title?

What have YOU got against Get Together?

 

[OutSynk]

@funky voted Hung Up.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

@funky voted Hung Up.

Is jealous of Madonna success and video

 

[VV]

What have YOU got against Get Together?

Nothing, but I had to pick something!

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

I’d like to express my extreme point of view; aside from Don’t Tell Me and Die Another Day (Music, Hung Up and Sorry too) the two best songs in this sad group are:

Hollywood

and

American Pie

Good luck with American Pie, these tasteless whores will vote it out next round MARK MY WORDS.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

What’s with the Love Profusion HATE?

Bunch of IDIOTS

 

[RS]

Good luck with American Pie, these tasteless whores will vote it out next round MARK MY WORDS.

Honey it looks like it won’t even survive this round

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Honey it looks like it won’t even survive this round

Wait I didn’t see that. But then you also voted Love Profusion, you’re just as bad as the rest of them

 

[OutSynk]

Bunch of IDIOTS

Ok but where's your vote for Celebration?

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Ok but where's your vote for Celebration?

• Not going out this round
• There’s worse shit still there

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

@OutSynk being shockingly rude and naughty with his Celebration hate. Is much fun for gay with much song

 

[funky]

Hung Up has NOT aged well. It was fun at the time but near 20 years later, why bother when Gimme Gimme Gimme is RIGHT THERE?

 

[lolly]

Hung Up has NOT aged well. It was fun at the time but near 20 years later, why bother when Gimme Gimme Gimme is RIGHT THERE?

AR:

Spotify streams

321m Hung Up (approx 7.5m January 23)
518m Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (approx 18.7m January 23)

Interestingly () it's the #2 most streamed track for both acts.

 

[Pipo]

I gave Celebration a go last night and oh my, it does sound VERY of its time and it's a bunch of nothing though I do remember RINSING it nonstop back in 2009 when mainstream music was just a bunch of Guetta, Flo Rida, and Dr. Luke. Celebration wasn't that bad but I've always taken it as a precursor of what was coming during the next few years for her. RIP.

 

[Pipo]

ANYWAY, there a lot of songs here that are topped () by Celebration in my humble opinion because during the 00'swe all saw the birth of Trolldonna and her endless REAL MUSIC artistry b.s. yapping what with popping out the guitar at any given chance and allowing awful, terrible reinventions of her iconic classics just for the sake of being ironic and too cool for them. Poor Borderline and Material Girl.

 

[Shoat]

I know it won't be a popular opinion as Abba are seen as untouchable but... I'd take Hung Up over Gimme Gimme Gimme any day of the week

Frankly though I'd also take The Tamperer (feat. Maya)'s HAMMER TO THE HEART over both of them. BOOM BOOM!

 

[RJN]

American Life is so dated

A soy latté? In 2023? Oat milk lattés only

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

American Life is so dated

A soy latté? In 2023? Oat milk lattés only

I like to change it to PLANT-BASED CRUELTY-FREE MYLKS LATTE when I’m in my leotard on stage at karaoke and nailing the rap part

 

[Ig Komme]

American Life is so dated

A soy latté? In 2023? Oat milk lattés only

And only one shot-é!

 

[RJN]

And only one shot-é!

In this economy?

 

[straightorbroken]

I do hope she changes the line to something about pâté for the tour just so the under 30s know what's being shouted at them

 

[POP!]

I do like "Celebration" as a nice little stopgap between Hard Candy and MDNA, and it is infinitely better than "Revolver". She hasn't given us many great uptempos since then, to be fair... but more on that in the 2010s/2020s survivor!

 

[RJN]

more on that in the 2010s/2020s survivor!

thanks but no thanks

 

[POP!]

Also surprised "4 Minutes" is dangerously close to the chopping block this round. It's better than half of the mediocrity left.

 

[Devil]

‘Get Stupid’ for like seven minutes is better than actual 4 Minutes?!

Have a word Mopsy

 

[Pipo]

‘Get Stupid’ for like seven minutes is better than actual 4 Minutes?!

Have a word Mopsy

This. GI2M is one of Madge's worst singles from the 00's for me, just radio fodder to keep up with the Rihannas, Keshas and Britneys from that era.

 

[VV]

I love Celebration. I think it's better than most of the songs on Confessions.

 

[Pipo]

I love Celebration. I think it's better than most of the songs on Confessions.

Namely Isaac and Push!

 

[RS]

I love Celebration. I think it's better than most of the songs on Confessions.