Melodifestivalen 2024: Deltävling One (Malmö) - 7pm Tonight!

[Penelope]

This is piss weak compared to Six Feet Under

(Although yes, this)

 

[Lucille]

Well Elisa was the best by a COUNTRY MILE, and if it’s not through I’m flinging multiple turds at Sweden.

 

[Soldi]

It literally just sounds like their last entry.

 

[VoR]

This is the definition of an entry that'll qualify on the fumes of a much stronger effort last year.

 

[win_the_game]

HIs voice also sounds shot to shit.

 

[Suomi]

Is Lisa Ajax going to win the Eurovision Song Contest 2024?

 

[tommie]

LOL, I actually liked Smash Into Pieces' song but yes, not their best.

 

[ButterTart]

Six Feet Under was better, definitely, but it’s still an UTTER banger.

 

[Alex]

This is distinctly underwhelming

 

[FetchFugly]

It literally just sounds like their last entry.

But their last one was a bit more fun.

 

[Tisch]

Someone remind me can us non-Swede proles vote? I want to do something important

 

[Lucille]

Why come back with such an UNDERWHELMING re-hash?!?

 

[VoR]

Prediction:

DTF - Lisa & Six Feet Under
AC: Adam & Elisa
5th: Samir & Viktor
6th: Melinda Messenger

 

[Apoca]

But their last one was a bit more fun.

And much catchier and way more melodic. This just droned on.

 

[FetchFugly]

After watching tonight's show you do wonder what that audience poll lot last night were on...

 

[Sheena]

Right, back to this:

The chorus of S&V sounds like something else- by someone like Rita Ora.

SOMEONE PUT ME OUT OF MY FUCKING MISERY.

 

[Ill Advised]

Prediction:

DTF - Lisa & Six Feet Under
AC: Adam & Elisa
5th: Samir & Viktor
6th: Melinda Messenger

I agree with this

 

[Penelope]

Is Lisa Ajax going to win the Eurovision Song Contest 2024?

 

[auretz]

Was even Smash Into Pieces’ stage backdrop the same as last year?!

 

[tommie]

Is Lisa Ajax going to win the Eurovision Song Contest 2024?

lmao, we'll basically do anything not to win twice in a row since it's incredibly expensive to host.

 

[Sheena]

Right, back to this:

The chorus of S&V sounds like something else- by someone like Rita Ora.

SOMEONE PUT ME OUT OF MY FUCKING MISERY.

Oh it sounds like Anywhere. I got it when I said it sounded like Rita Ora

 

[HalamaK]

Slightly concerned that Elisa's midsection was mishandled when reassembling her for 2024.

 

[HalamaK]

Slightly concerned that Elisa's midsection was mishandled when reassembling her for 2024.

Alternatively it was lent lent out to Lisa.

 

[Sheena]

All this PADDING is doing NO ONE ANY FAVOURS

 

[Penelope]

Prediction:

DTF - Lisa & Six Feet Under
AC: Adam & Elisa
5th: Samir & Viktor
6th: Melinda Messenger

I'm going to live a little and go for the same prediction but swap Elisa and Six Feet Under.

 

[Tisch]

I stuck on the MF2023 playlist on earlier (before my 5 year old made me change it to FROZEN A-FUCKING-GAIN) and honestly there's so much I've forgotten. Ida Lova anyone? That one with the stairs? Even Eva and Ewa I had zero memory of.

I know we're only on Heat One, and yes I've had wine, but I'm very hopeful this is looking like an enjoyable year. I can't upgrade it to "classic" just yet (give me 30 mins or so)

 

[Lucille]

Slightly concerned that Elisa's midsection was mishandled when reassembling her for 2024.

She’s 50% PUSSY that’s why

 

[Sheena]

All this PADDING is doing NO ONE ANY FAVOURS

Or THAT padding on ELISA

 

[tommie]

Slightly concerned that Elisa's midsection was mishandled when reassembling her for 2024.

If she makes it out of this heat that dress needs to be changed. It's almost hilarious how unflattering it is towards her body.

 

[Tisch]

All this PADDING is doing NO ONE ANY FAVOURS

BRING BACK THE COMEDY ROUTINES THAT NO-ONE GETS

(Unless this IS what this is....)

 

[Sheena]

I’d TOTALLY forgotten about POOR OLD SAD OLD ADAM

 

[Apoca]

Björn Gustavsson is aging WELL.

 

[Sheena]

The S&V recap makes it look quite good…

 

[Tisch]

Slightly concerned that Elisa's midsection was mishandled when reassembling her for 2024.

More proof that the song was originally La Perelli's but she dropped out after finding it too emotional to sing?

 

[HalamaK]

I’d TOTALLY forgotten about POOR OLD SAD OLD ADAM

Career over for him if he cannot beat ripe Lisa Ajax.

 

[Sheena]

That fucking guitar is still SENDING ME

 

[Lucille]

I’d forgotten about this plucky young lad on guitar.

 

[HalamaK]

I’d forgotten about this plucky young lad on guitar.

Career over for him, wait what?

 

[FetchFugly]

If she makes it out of this heat that dress needs to be changed. It's almost hilarious how unflattering it is towards her body.

Is there any performance for the AC lot, or just some quick clips and a vote at the end of heat 5?

 

[Sheena]

You do have to say, as much as we all want it to go through, Forever Yours would have been done far better by a number of other women of a certain age…