ESC 250 - 2024

[VoR]

I like to think of crno i belo as a real-time tribute to the rejuvenating powers of HRT.

 

[VoR]

And my annual reminder that she shagged my old workmate's boyfriend.

Your workmate should be grateful to be one degree of sexual separation from a Eurovision icon.

 

[Lucille]

I thought it was about having no lager.

 

[VoR]

Oh Christ not this racket.

 

[Lucille]

No thank you.

 

[ButterTart]

Toy has aged like my voucher for a fortnight's all inclusive in The Current Yugoslavia.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I presume Netta is actively involved with the bombing of Palestinian children's hospitals.

 

[dmlaw]

I presume Netta is actively involved with the bombing of Palestinian children's hospitals.

Worse. She sang at them.

 

[ButterTart]

I presume Netta is actively involved with the bombing of Palestinian children's hospitals.

They just play this on the hospital radio and the entire building is evacuated in under a minute.

 

[Lucille]

Do you remember when she performed for that sad 2020 edition and it looked like she was fingering herself throughout?

 

[Tisch]

Do you remember when she performed for that sad 2020 edition and it looked like she was fingering herself throughout?

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This is the worst post ever made

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Do you remember when she performed for that sad 2020 edition and it looked like she was fingering herself throughout?

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Oh my fucking days.

 

[ButterTart]

What is this please

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Quite a ferocious wank. Must take a while to get in deep enough.

 

[dmlaw]

Quite a ferocious wank. Must take a while to get in deep enough.

The internet was a mistake.

 

[VoR]

Is this one of the Turkish ones? Genuinely can't remember.

 

[Marina Salty]

The country formerly known as Turkey

 

[ButterTart]

Hold Me Now is Ireland's best winner BY FAR.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Hold Me Now is Ireland's best winner BY FAR.

You're forgetting Enya.

 

[Penelope]

Hold Me Now is Turkey's worst winner by FAR

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Hold Me Now is Turkey's worst winner by FAR

Now there's a fact

 

[ButterTart]

You're forgetting Enya.

She's everyone's winner.

 

[Lucille]

Halfway

 

[Lucille]

LOOOOOoooooOOOOOoooP!

 

[VoR]

LOOOoooooo00000000ooop!

 

[ButterTart]

Oh for fuck's sake, Moopy has definitely had a hand in this.

 

[Marina Salty]

Tisch's favourite

 

[Lucille]

SURPRISE BITCHES!

 

[AGinAg (38)]

POOOOOOooooOOOOOooooP

 

[VoR]

ROBBED by falling just 30 points short of qualifying for the finals

 

[Lucille]

ROBBED by falling just 30 points short of qualifying for the finals

After literally getting FLUNG around by her ankles.

 

[Lucille]

Higher than Love Shines a Light.

 

[Lucille]

HI!

 

[Soldi]

I’m getting worried for Tajci

 

[Marina Salty]

Too low

 

[Penelope]

Justice for Hi - a universal celebration of life and survival

 

[Lucille]

God this really GOES OFF doesn’t it.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I didn't vote for any Israel tracks, but this is normally in my 10.

 

[ButterTart]

Hi! Hi! Hi! A lovely shepherd's pie.

Okay I don't know the words but it's a nice song.

 

[Soldi]

Who do we think IS winning then? I predict either Euphoria returns to the top or the Israeli fans will ruin it by spam voting for Hurricane.