Recent content by ButterTart

Thank you @Tisch for being a wonderful host. For most of the rest of you, may I suggest taking your music taste over to Switzerland so it can die with whatever shred of dignity it still has?

When I think of some of the absolute perversions that have WON this foetid contest, not even making the top twenty with THAT was like Hitler and Lulu sitting me down to tell me they're disappointed in my behaviour.

What a disgusting turn of events.

I gave my brave points to Metal Queen, because entering a song with 'Metal' in the title is courage incarnate.

Can't believe none of you thought my song was brave. Evil on this Earth.

If they'd sent Trigger to Melodifestivalen this year, I believe they'd be on their way to Eurovision.

I mean, Medina and Chelsea are the wrong way round but this was the correct line up to progress. How did Sweden get it so unbelievably wrong?

Here's the FULL ranking :disco: Stats to follow at some point. 1 Charlotte Perrelli - The Girl 2012 2 Sean Banan - Sean den förste Banan 2012 3 Linda Bengtzing - Alla Flickor 2005 3 Cornelia Jakobs - Hold Me Closer 2022 4 Lili & Susie - Show Me Heaven 2009 5...

Voting today. I've had two jobs fairs to coordinate and an entire website to whelm with my opinions on Melodifestivalen so apologies for the delay.

Shit, the secret's out. REAL WINNER: Rejhan - Haunted (2023) WINNER! "Haunted by Rejhan makes me cry from my willie every time I hear it" @Hak, 04/02/2023 "If Rejhan doesn't qualify I will SET FIRE TO A NURSERY" @Penelope, 04/02/2023 "Wow :disco: Turns out cocks ARE for my ears" @Kala...

It would be even now. Maybe in 2046 when Charlotte is #StillYoung years old it would have got the respect it deserves.

WINNER! Charlotte Perrelli – The Girl (2012) Heat 4 – 5th place. Sweden belongs in jail. THEN: “Schlager is dead ” @VoR 25/02/2012 “She knew. At least she had some dignity about it.” @D5K 25/02/2012 “all that build up and dreams and expectations i feel like killing myself” @Suomi...

Right then... Are you ready to find out who's won? Are you ready for this odyssey to be over? Are you ready to be found?

This is what I mean - there are so many different elements to it :disco:

So what the actual FUCK has won? There are some BIG songs yet to appear in the rate - have I gone with one of them or have I just gone 'lol rockin the ride was quite good let's go with that'?