Recent content by dmlaw

They are PARENT.

Well, one of them will leave you feeling grubby and disgusted with yourself, but with the other you get your cock sucked.

You do have to have sympathy for Voodoo. We all know how frustrating waiting can be. He’s had his name down for that beachfront villa in Gaza City, with the bijou mass grave under the tennis court, for ages now.

We have already established that Voodoo objects to German civilian casualties in World War II. As such, it can only reasonably be interpreted that he thinks that the Nazis should have been left to get on with whatever they were doing. Why is Voodoo so anti-Semitic?

I doubt my Mum could hum ‘Shake It Off’ but I suspect that if I played it for her and said, ‘who’s that by then?’, she would know. It’s probably the only Taylor song where that would be the case.

I don’t think these are actual jury members. This Eurojury thing seems to have about as much legitimacy as the press poll.

AND with one half of Electro Velvet topping the bill. I was sure that they had been dropped in the monge grinder whilst the votes were still being announced.

You would almost think that most of the voters in this were horrible basics.

Her only chance is to go in the jungle, but she just isn’t famous enough.

I guess eventually either someone will abstain after receiving a big enough bribe, probably the Lim Dems, or they’ll have to call an election.

My parents enjoy watching episodes of Vera over and over again because they can never remember how they end. They do the same thing with Lewis, which I have told them not to on account of L******* F** but they don't listen.

Mark Menzies would have real problems if he ever visited that flat.

At least he was watching good Simpsons. If he’s been watching recent series, being on fire probably came as something of a relief.

I think that probably says more about the wretched provisions for statutory sick pay in this country rather than the legitimacy or otherwise of the illness. It’s possible, if not likely, that they simply can’t afford to stay off work without pay so come back whilst still sick, making things...

What else are you going to have at your Wetherspoons breakfast? Porridge? Like some sort of vegan?