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We should all be wearing our Life Alert bracelets in mourning.

Loved whenever they brought Kelly back.

By “Simon’s lockdown beard” do you mean Alex?

Between the fake water sploshing noises and the earthquake rumble when she goes down like a sack of shit this is the gift that keeps on giving.

This hadn't crossed my mind but not it all makes sense. Clingfilmed up with his clipboard. Clingfilmed into his coach seat. I mean, he has that adult baby body. It's difficult for me to imagine him without his name badge on though. He could pin it onto his bib I suppose. It's the 1600s...

With all due respect Linda, Terry would think a window was special.

Good shout. I have a belief that his kink is really quite alarming because he acts so much like a disgruntled Nanna on CT - “It’s 7.31 and they’ve still not come down for breakfast” - I hope that when they finish filming he’s immediately reaching for the brown bullet and stuffing himself silly...

Attitudes! has always been my go-to. Bryan y Erin really do have my heart. Have you got involved with their Patreon? I feel it will become a feast of in-joke posts. Have you listened to any Ask Ronna? It was a real veneer of sophistication for me during lockdown.

It’s all about for me.

Ruth has eyes for her bulletproof coat collection only. She's basically an armoured tank at this point. Loved the work you did for that theatre gay where you had to make him see sense about "where the fuck is the bed going to go". I daresay he was one of yours and Mr Stonewall's regulars at one...

I believe he owned a fish and chip shop in Scarborough or Blackpool with a husband who passed away. I bet he did call him his "wife" though in that really irksome way or when he would go give his Mother a sponge-bath. Husband's name was probably something like Sandy or Randy or Rusty or...

I was about to reply saying I love them of these - I think Kate's entire back catalogue would make supreme desert island material because it can offer everything you need for whatever mood you're in. Those ringing bells at the start of The Sensual World album - it's absolute magic. You're...

Is it true that you threw the first brick at Stonewall, Ruth?

Sit back, relax, and enjoy the battered Burton's tan slip-on.

I'm sure if he closes his eyes: Piss is Piss. Whether from a tap or a well or it all tastes the same for old Brendan.