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Mr F has a flu-like illness so I've been avoiding him (as much as you can avoid somebody you're preparing meals in bed for). I've had some symptoms this morning, nothing drastic, that mirror how his illness started. I'm still going round to my mum's in ten minutes for an Easter get-together...

Their hair floats around their heads due to microgravity but I'm sure it's still LOVELY HAIR.

Anybody who is interested in the Internation Space Station knows that they've had loads of female astronauts up there. Doing proper work though, not paying a couple of hundred grand for a 11-minute trip up and down and calling it historic when it's really just for Blue Origin advertising...

I refuse to have radio 2 on in the office for the reason of Vernon Kay. It feels like my IQ is reducing the longer I am forced to witness his programming and put-on accent. His dad's a lovely bloke though.

Vernon Kay.

Now that spawn of spawn is walking and talking like a human I decided to relocate Mr F's medication cupboard into a high-up utility room cupboard. Three hours later and I'm still pissarsing around trying to find places for things out of the utility room cupboard. No house needs five vacuum...

My Facebook memory from four years ago today shows my car and front garden covered in snow.

Had my home insurance with More Than for years (because they were the best price for the cover I wanted) but they're no longer doing it so I had a letter a while ago telling me that Admiral would send a quote nearer the time. The new quote from Admiral is £200 cheaper than I paid More Than last...

Old Ridley used to sit when I walked past the chippy (when it was open) and he'd refuse to move until I'd shouted in for a chip barm and he got his couple of chips from the assistant as she passed the bag out to me. Are you in the beer garden?

Mr F finally noticed my black eye. He asked "did you know you've got a black eye?" and I replied "Yes, it's the same one I had all day yesterday". Not much he could say to that.

I noticed a tiny purple bruise in the corner of my eye before I set off for work this morning, no idea where it came from. I now have a proper black eye and still no idea why I have one. Rubbing my eye has never resulted in this before, I look like somebody's clocked me one. I'd still prefer...

Edit: wrong daily thread

Had an appointment for an OPG x-ray at 4pm today at the hospital. Arrived at 3.50pm, booked in then sat in the (empty at that time) waiting area for 50 minutes watching a succession of trollies from A&E arrive and be taken in before me. Finally got taken in for my x-ray at 4.45pm and left the...

Hour-long HMRC webinar for me in a couple of minutes. Kill me now!

I've seen lots of things begging non-whites not to do anything like taking to the streets because of increased danger to anybody who isn't a born and bred white American. Increased dangers include being getting shot with impunity or deported to El Salvador, regardless of your immigration status.