Saw this and thought of you xx
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Naymum
She's a real carpenter’s dream - flat as a board and needs a screw!
You can't do the food shopping in Harrods!
Of course you can! You can't expect the people who live in Knightsbridge to eat out ALL the time.
The last time you got fucked was by genetics
I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed...but I'm pretty!
Mummy threatened Lulu with an Irn Bru bottle in the 60's. I bet that's not in the play! Daddy still refuses to have 'Boom Bang A Bang' piped through his iron lung. He may be braindead but he's got principles.
We made a promise we swore we’d always remember,
No retreat, baby
No surrender
I wonder if she’s getting bacterIAH in her vaginAH?
Where there's smoke there's fire. Well you know what else there is? FUCKING ARSON.
This is your Posse Bonus, this is your EXT-RAY
She's a whore, she's a slut, she's a tart, she's a mole. She's a fucking embarrassment.
Donatella VERSACE
Hi, I need something that will make a guy cum in his pants as soon as he sees me.
Hi y’all, Brit Brit here, just wanted to update y’all on the size of my vagina. It’s about 4 feet wide with razor sharp teeth.
Once in a while the MOUNTAINS MOVE
Meet me in the HOTEL LOBBY
Everybody’s looking LONELY
The Athena X of today took LIFETIMES to create!
Nobody wants to see Joni Mitchell in a mini skirt so knock it the fuck off!
If being TOO HONEST is a crime, then LOCK ME UP and throw away the KEY! xxx
But that’s not my grandmother darling, that’s a demon.
Good luck to you and your PIMPS -
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