Recent content by Mugatu

Please note: if I am on holiday please do not ask me for a photo with you.my holidays end apr 21st

Sorry if this is trite but why does the last day before any decent period of annual leave always involve completely unreasonable amounts of work, phone calls from people I haven't dealt with in months, my colleagues shitting themselves, etc? I could be out there shirtless instead 😩

Just like Adam Rickitt, I often find myself starting the day slumped naked on the floor in the shower, looking tormented.

I must've listened to I Like about 10 times since reading this thread. Is this the most someone has contemplated the existence of Keri Hilson since 2009? It's such a sleek and classy sounding affair, from such an unlikely source. Just as the rest of us live and breathe, Keri likes.

I'm going to pass on listening to that new song, but The Way You Fuck Me (Explicit Version) is an enduring comedy classic for me. Love the needlessly aggressive, Nomi Malone-style thrusting, licking the door years before Miley, and most importantly the palpable desperation. I got the kinda...

I'm a bit gutted it's on ITV now, surely C5 would have splashed an unwise (but not illegal) amount of cash on booking P*****p S*******d to share his bitter recriminations. The cast seems pretty low rent to be honest, where is the token clueless American rent-a-celeb? Did Stormy Daniels cancel...

The show is utterly dreadful, but to V's credit, her body looks snatched. She knows this might be her last chance before she gets banished to GB News like Anne Diamond. Didn't the execrable Steph's Packed Lunch record ZERO viewers at some point? Her head is still above water. Maybe she could...

The rich musical tapestry of Dear Ben can't be compared to this twee nonsense. Scared of Loving You literally sounds like she's singing over a royalty free ukulele instrumental.

I heard this on the radio* last night for the first time in a while and felt such a powerful sense of dread. It sounds so disjointed and awkwardly mashed together. I'm convinced we're going to finish last. *as in Hits Radio Pride

I actually love Die with a Smile too, but I'm really glad she went down the industrial-dance-rock route for a good part of the album. Perfect Celebrity sounds just like something from Trent Reznor's (amazing) Challengers score. Need to go through the whole thing again before I do a proper rate...

Correct! Maybe I should have just drowned my sorrows with a beer too. I don't remember much about the place other than walking across a big bridge.