Recent content by Penelope

AUSTRALIA that high and ALBANIA so low?! DRINK BLEACH

I only left her for Joanne. (And even THEN I was there for Perfect Illusion!)

You MEAN GIRLS need to leave her alone. She can hardly be expected to sing when she has conjunctivitis.

ßusan

In GERMANY maybe, but not anywhere NORMAL!

This really is a hilarious load of old shit :D :disco:

NAR: ICH BALLER-LA-LA-LA!

:moira:: SHOCK and HORROR and THUNDER and LIGHTNING as KING CHARLES III sentenced to DEATH by THONG GARROTTING by International Criminal Court at THE HAGUE following GUILTY VERDICT IN VENUS DE MILO THONGSNATCHING CASE. The ham-handed chanteuse blew kisses to his ADMIRERS as he was led from the...

SAND! SAAAAAAAAAAND!

Christ there's a bit of a vibe of SEXUALLY DISGRACED TORY MP to how he looked in that 1997 vote announcement :D R.I.P. QUEEN

There is an absolutely EXCELLENT photo of VoR holding birds from back in the day which had a very powerful 'future San Marino entry' vibe to it, from recollection :disco:

VoR hasn't made it to Eurovision (yet)

Where are CAN BONOMO AND KURT CALLEJA?

SLUTTONOUS

MUTTONOUS