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There are worse: those who stop just at the end of an escalator to think where they're going.People who stop in the middle of crowded doorways/entrances trying to work out where they're going
There are worse: those who stop just at the end of an escalator to think where they're going.People who stop in the middle of crowded doorways/entrances trying to work out where they're going
Also:
AMERICANS PRONOUNCING
Parmesan is great. Especially freshly grated when the VOMIT aroma is at its peak.
THE SALVATION ARMY
Timed lighting in toilets with no sensors in the cubicles. Yes I just love shitting in the dark because I can't RAPID FIRE it out in 2 minutes.
That’s why you have to wait until it’s breaching and then hit the toiletLove when I’m shitting in the work toilet and the lights go off because I’ve been still for too long and I briefly reckon with my own mortality!
On one hand yesSHITTING AT WORK.
I managed to mute mine. I can’t exactly remember how I did it but now I miss all notifications. It’s bliss.The annoyingly chirpy noise that Teams makes whenever you get a new message.
This was certainly true on android as well. And I'm choosing to assume it's the same until after at least one more meeting I can't attend.I didn’t realise you now had to have the app to join a Teams meeting on your phone (I swear it used to just open it in Safari if you didn’t have it). I did manage to miss a meeting yesterday because of it so I’m not complaining.
THE VULGAR FAMILY FROM THE 'ON THE BEACH' ADVERT
She might miss a punterLUCILLE NOT HAVING DO NOT DISTURB ACTIVATED ON HER PHONE AT NIGHT