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Finally heading home after 9 cruel days in Paris.

I think I've had @Martha Skidd riding my train this morning

I don't know how it got there, whether it was from a person or dog, but something had left a sloppy pile of all over the floor. The funny thing was the amount of people just carrying on as normal, avoiding it but not bothering to report it.

Sorry to anyone still eating breakfast whilst reading

They're dropping like flies in here. We think one lad is riding it until his sick pay runs out by the amount of cougihing and spluttering and hacking is giving me the hump.

Someone took my coat on the Eurostar! I put it in the overhead shelf and when I got up to leave it was gone! How much wickedness must I endure?