2001 UK Official Charts Number One Hits SURVIVOR (Round 3 - Vote to EVICT)

[Haiku Rewrites]

Oh dear, it was not a good round for Reggae singers, boybands/former boyband members and vox powerhouses named Tina. We lose another 8 acts from Round 2 whilst a way forward to the next round appears for the other 15.

Results:
16. Five - Let's Dance (25th August) - Round 2 (20.6% to save)
18. Blue - Too Close (8th September) - Round 2 (17.6% to save)
18. S Club 7 - Have You Ever (1st December) - Round 2 (17.6% to save)
19. Shaggy feat. RikRok - It Wasn't Me (10th March) - Round 2 (14.7% to save)
19. Robbie Williams - Eternity (21st July) - Round 2 (14.7% to save)
19. Blue - If You Come Back (24th November) - Round 2 (14.7% to save)
22. So Solid Crew - 21 Seconds (18th August) - Round 2 (11.8% to save)
22. Robbie Williams and Nicole Kidman - Something Stupid (22nd December) - Round 2 (11.8% to save)
24. Limp Bizkit - Rollin' (27th January) - Round 1 (48.6% to evict)
25. Afroman - Because I Got High (27th October) - Round 1 (54.1% to evict)
26. DJ Pied Piper and the Masters of Ceremonies - Do You Really Like It? (2nd June) - Round 1 (64.9% to evict)
27. DJ Ötzi - Hey Baby (22nd September) - Round 1 (70.3% to evict)
28. Westlife - Uptown Girl (17th March) - Round 1 (73.0% to evict)
29. Robbie Williams - The Road to Mandalay (21st July) - Round 1 (75.7% to evict)
29. Westlife - Queen of My Heart (17th November) - Round 1 (75.7% to evict)
31. Bob the Builder - Mambo No. 5 (15th September) - Round 1 (81.1% to evict)
32. Bob the Builder - Can We Fix It? (6th January) - Round 1 (83.8% to evict)

Round 3 is on us and to the delight of many I'm sure, it's a vote to EVICT!

So you are voting to EVICT UP TO 6 SONGS you most want to leave the competition. 48 hours of voting, here we go!

 

[GinAg (39)]

Geri's Raining Men is the pointless musical event of all time.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Still not completely rid of SHAGGY

 

[Vicky the Vole]

What's wrong with Shaggy? He's certainly better than some of the dross that's still in.

 

[Devil]

Pure and Simple isn’t even a good song. Such a basic bop to go for on what was the biggest tv show at the time.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Can we please fast forward to the Love Don’t Cost a Thing vs What Took You So Long finale?

Yes, I went there.

 

[D5K]

Pure and Simple isn’t even a good song. Such a basic bop to go for on what was the biggest tv show at the time.

Can't believe The Way To Your Love has more votes to leave.

 

[Funky]

How anyone can actively play Whole Again and enjoy it is beyond my comprehension.

I’d rather play DJ Otzi on loop for an hour and that song is already a -1/10

 

[Loufoque]

Kylie is unbeatable, isn't she? I suppose Touch Me and What Took You So Long are the only two songs that come close. And even then they're a million miles away from Head.

 

[Shoat]

Genuinely AGOG at the number of nutters voting out Another Chance

 

[Zu]

How anyone can actively play Whole Again and enjoy it is beyond my comprehension.

I’d rather play DJ Otzi on loop for an hour and that song is already a -1/10

Oh PLEASE NO

I don’t mind Whole Again AT ALL. Better than most of their other despicable crud (apart from If You Come To Me which I truly love for reasons unknown - it must be the key it’s in because I have no other explanation)

 

[Zu]

Genuinely AGOG at the number of nutters voting out Another Chance

Not nice to say it but they’re not well in the head

 

[Zu]

I know this will upset fans but I know who they are so I don’t care (): how the fuck did BABY BUMTOWN ever get a solo #1? I couldn’t even HUM IT!

 

[Zu]

Oh PLEASE NO

I don’t mind Whole Again AT ALL. Better than most of their other despicable crud (apart from If You Come To Me which I truly love for reasons unknown - it must be the key it’s in because I have no other explanation)

Oh it must be because of its relative minor being G. It’s certainly nothing to do with those GRISLY TROGS

#hotkeychat
#atomicmittenforumnow

 

[RJN]

@Zu 2 don't hide it. We all know you love Atomic Kitten

 

[octophone]

I know this will upset fans but I know who they are so I don’t care (): how the fuck did BABY BUMTOWN ever get a solo #1? I couldn’t even HUM IT!

I remember the person who wrote the chart commentary for Dotmusic being really cunty about it. That wasn't YOU, was it?

 

[Zu]

I remember the person who wrote the chart commentary for Dotmusic being really cunty about it. That wasn't YOU, was it?

No. Must have been another discerning soul

 

[ButterTart]

I think it's about time we saw the back of that truly hellish cover of It's Rainin' Men.

 

[Zu]

I think it's about time we saw the back of that truly hellish cover of It's Rainin' Men.

It’s well nasty. At least Mi Chico Latino had comedy value

 

[ButterTart]

It’s well nasty. At least Mi Chico Latino had comedy value

Which one of hers had that comedy little alien in it that she pretended to like?

 

[ButterTart]

Found it! It was Emma Bunton in the 2 Become 1 video.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Which one of hers had that comedy little alien in it that she pretended to like?

The aliens were busy that year, also taking a starring role in the Eiffel 65 video.

 

[Funky]

The aliens were busy that year, also taking a starring role in the Eiffel 65 video.

Not to mention The Millennium Prayer

 

[GinAg (39)]

Not to mention The Millennium Prayer

You'd have been right to mention it And yet here we are.