Eastenders 2023

[Ellie]

Jesus Sharon, it’s the middle of November. What’s with the white doilie dress?

 

[Rita]

OMG

 

[Pingu]

I was dipping in and out of EastEnders back in 2019 but surely there was some DNA test done at the time to establish Keanu was the father?

Is this another one of those situations like Alfie going from being infertile to conceiving twins and an illegitimate child with Kat’s previously unheard-of cousin?

 

[Ellie]

I was hoping instead of staring at Phil, Sharon would have answered “yes, my husband is the other possibility”.

 

[Slave]

I did at Keanu sitting in the room while the doctor revealed blood results meaning he couldn't be Albie's father and didn't even REALISE.

(I know he missed the start of the meeting, but even so)

 

[Rita]

I did at Keanu sitting in the room while the doctor revealed blood results meaning he couldn't be Albie's father and didn't even REALISE.

(I know he missed the start of the meeting, but even so)

Sharon isn’t with him for his brains my love.

 

[Ellie]

 

[GinAg (39)]

 

[GNL]

TOO SOON

 

[GinAg (39)]

HORRIBLE

 

[Rita]

Sam is conning Phil out of 100k isnt she?

 

[Rita]

What an absolute FARCE that was between Linda and Deans. As if that would ever happen.

 

[Pingu]

Oh dear… a lot of people seem very pissed off with the direction the Linda and Dean storyline has taken, Twitter gays and Facebook mums alike.

It does seem to be verging on the distasteful, I hope they know what they’re doing. I’d hate for them to make a major misstep to top off such a triumphant year.

 

[Star]

Oh dear… a lot of people seem very pissed off with the direction the Linda and Dean storyline has taken, Twitter gays and Facebook mums alike.

It does seem to be verging on the distasteful, I hope they know what they’re doing. I’d hate for them to make a major misstep to top off such a triumphant year.

I agree. I think it's really disrespectful and in bad taste.

 

[GinAg (39)]

 

[No room at the Finn]

LOVE THAT

Why NOT give it a poster like a Marvel film? Sharon Watts > Iron Man

 

[No room at the Finn]

Do we think Denise is clutching the murder weapon?

(Have we had death by champagne bottle yet?)

 

[GinAg (39)]

But WHO is the shadowy figure in the window?

 

[COB]

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

 

[Star]

I feel like they've built this storyline up SO well

 

[Pingu]

It’s fan-made so I wouldn’t read anything into it… still though.

 

[Ellie]

It’s fan-made so I wouldn’t read anything into it… still though.

Damn, there was me analysing it as the outline of figure in the window most matched Nish.

 

[Shoat]

Oh and I was looking forward to the Square being literally EXPLODED for Christmas

All whilst Denise just gets slushed on bolly

 

[No room at the Finn]

That fan needs employing by the BBC, STAT

 

[Inner Smile]

Did you people really think that was real

 

[Pingu]

Looks like it’s going to be a big week! I love it when they come out of nowhere.

We’ve got the Suki and Eve reveal but also it seems we have another couple of plots coming to a head as well.

It’s difficult to tell but I think all the episodes (and last Thursday’s) are set on the same day.

 

[Inner Smile]

I'm a little behind with this atm, but I always got the impression Nish has known about Suki and Eve all along and was just biding his time in some way

 

[Ellie]

Stacey: “That man tried to scare me and shame me”

Did you forget he tried to rape you too?

 

[Rita]

OMG is Eve DEAD? Surely not. She is a fantastic character.

 

[Ellie]

Why did Eve faff around looking at her phone and not just run out of the restaurant when he let her leave the kitchen?

 

[untilted]

I haven’t watched proper in ages but my mum has banged ON AND ON AND ON all week so I’m going to watch last nights and tonights

Best be good!

 

[Rita]

She’s not DEAD.

HURRAH!

 

[Ellie]

More and more convinced that Nish is the Christmas Day death. But then I said that at the start and the cufflinks are actually his, so surely it wouldn’t be that obvious.

 

[rhythmbandit]

I'm thinking Jack what with the imminent

Spoiler

Stacey affair

. Denise has the bottle in her hands and Stacey has blood on hers. Perhaps instead of tearing each other apart they resolve to bring him down and it goes badly wrong.

 

[untilted]

So watching for the first time in months and I must say I wouldn’t mind Keanu being killed off for being so painfully DULL

 

[untilted]

Oh ok I’m gripped