EUROVISION 2022 STATS SPECTACULAR - 12s 12s 12s ACROSS THE BOARD

[Christian]

More Damis, Guys and Greasy Thigh Mauboys please.

Less of the real music ROT.

 

[Diddy]

More Damis, Guys and Greasy Thigh Mauboys please.

Less of the real music ROT.

Exactly! We GET IT, Oz likes gays. If they really liked the gays they’d give us some MOMENTS!

 

[SDF]

Australia’s overall qualification is strong, and I think on balance they are a positive addition to the contest

The problem they have is getting Europe to pick up their phones, perhaps some of their songs have been more jury bait, but I always felt even Kate underperformed with the public and poor Jessica never deserved to come last on televotes

 

[Halloumi]

Tbh given the moment that was Sound Of Silence I think even Dami underperformed on the televote. If that had been sung as good by a mainland Europe contestant… would def have cleared all but Russia in the televote?

 

[D5K]

Their lease is up for renewal next year, wonder how that will go.

Is that true? I kind of thought they were in it permanently now.

 

[Kratz]

The 12 from Ukraine to UK (and from the Raven Queen no less) fills me with joy. Let’s send more weapons.

 

[VoR]

I’m hoping that Australia rediscover their sense of FUN next year.

 

[Madíson]

Is that true? I kind of thought they were in it permanently now.

Australia secures spot in Eurovision for the next five years

Broadcaster SBS has secured Australia’s participation as a competitor at the Eurovision Song Contest for the next five years, until 2023.

eurovision.tv

 

[GinAg (39)]

The 12 from Ukraine to UK (and from the Raven Queen no less) fills me with joy. Let’s send more weapons.

And FROM RAVEN QUEEN HERSELF!

 

[GinAg (39)]

Australia will stay. They love it. They need to up their game though.

 

[OutSynk]

Raven Queen communicating Ukraine's votes like an android.

 

[Diddy]

Australia will stay. They love it. They need to up their game though.

I guess it’s a sticky situation for the EBU, since Australia is only an associate member, if they gave them a green card it would be trickier to keep out other associate members who want in, like Kazakhstan and whatnot

 

[Alias #23]

I’ve only just realised that Australia got TWO POINTS in the televote

 

[Soldi]

All of Albania’s jury points came from a twelve from Greece

 

[VoR]

Greek jurors on the RIGHT side of history!

 

[Penelope]

Can we have this topic merged into the hangover thread? Traditionally we always do it all in there and it makes it much EASIER to find it all in coming years

 

[Diddy]

Can we have this topic merged into the hangover thread? Traditionally we always do it all in there and it makes it much EASIER to find it all in coming years

You think merging a thread called Eurovision Stats 2022 will make it easier to find Eurovision Stats 2022 when it’s merged with something else?

 

[D5K]

I'm with Diddy on this; deep statistical analysis doesn't mix well with a hangover.

 

[Soldi]

Pretty sure most years have separate threads??

 

[lolly]

YouTube views of Grand Final performances

13.98m Ukraine
9.99m Spain
5.82m UK
2.32m Moldova
1.97m Norway
1.96m Romania
1.77m Germany
1.71m Sweden
1.54m Italy
1.48m Serbia
1.47m Poland
1.40m France
0.88m Portugal
0.79m Netherlands
0.67m Finland
0.55m Azerbaijan
0.53m Greece
0.44m Australia
0.42m Estonia
0.34m Belgium
0.33m Switzerland
0.33m Armenia
0.29m Lithuania
0.25m Czech Republic
0.24m Iceland

 

[Penelope]

Separately, I hadn't quite clocked Latvia only getting SIXTEEN POINTS from the televote and getting relatively saved by the juries

 

[Soldi]

It’s almost as if the song was ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT away from the FIRST LINE

 

[Soldi]

Honestly I HELD IN MY PISS at the PALA OLIMPICO to shout PUSSY at the start of the Latvian perf. I deserve a knighthood at the very least.

 

[Diddy]

Honestly I HELD IN MY PISS at the PALA OLIMPICO to shout PUSSY at the start of the Latvian perf. I deserve a knighthood at the very least.

You needed a toilet break after the second song?

 

[Soldi]

You needed a toilet break after the second song?

We had two beers during the warm up!

 

[Nancy]

What were the toilets like at the venue?

 

[Sheena]

What were the toilets like at the venue?

Full of cock

 

[Lucille]

YouTube views of Grand Final performances

13.98m Ukraine
9.99m Spain
5.82m UK
2.32m Moldova
1.97m Norway
1.96m Romania
1.77m Germany
1.71m Sweden
1.54m Italy
1.48m Serbia
1.47m Poland
1.40m France
0.88m Portugal
0.79m Netherlands
0.67m Finland
0.55m Azerbaijan
0.53m Greece
0.44m Australia
0.42m Estonia
0.34m Belgium
0.33m Switzerland
0.33m Armenia
0.29m Lithuania
0.25m Czech Republic
0.24m Iceland

my bebébé!