JLo - SURVIVOR - Round 1

[POP!]

By popular demand (i.e. two likes to my post suggesting it). Probably one of the best pop singles acts and triple threats of our time? Or is she?

VOTE FOR YOUR LEAST FAVORITES... up to 10.

 

[POP!]

I love her but she's released SO MUCH CRAP the last 15 years with a few exceptions obviously. I've mostly included the stuff that's charted anywhere where she is lead.

 

[RS]

I have almost no recollection/never heard singles released after Dance Again.

 

[RS]

Actually I do know Ain’t Yo Mama and Booty. Both terrible, but I dislike her mid-00’s singles more.

 

[Christian]

It's TIME to TAKE OUT the TRASH

 

[POP!]

OK the "Medicine" (Happy Colors Remix) is kind of a bawp.

 

[POP!]

OUT:

No Me Ames
All I Have
Que Hiciste
Hold You Down
Loubitons
Goin In
I Luh You Papi
Booty
Ain't Your Mama
Medicine

The LL Cool J ballads are so DULL.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

It's TIME to TAKE OUT the TRASH

I fully agree:

Jennifer Lopez discography - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Such a shame there is no 'Select All' option in the POLE

 

[POP!]

To the people that are voting out "First Love" - have you heard it?? It was one of the pop best songs of 2014.

 

[C’est la VoR]

I've come around to Ain't Your Mama is a POP CLASSIC



Bizarrely her most Streamed song of ALL TIME.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Ain't Your Mama was a big hit as far as I remember. [cwej book of stats] My friend froM London came down for the weekend and we were casting YT videos on the telly and having drunken dancing sessions etc. and she requested 'Ain't Your Mama' [/cwej book of stats]

 

[Christian]

Ain't Your Mama is an evergreen BOP

She's done plenty better of course

 

[POP!]

I've come around to Ain't Your Mama is a POP CLASSIC



Bizarrely her most Streamed song of ALL TIME.

Yet NUMBER EIGHTEEN HOT 100 HIT "Booty" has less than a third of its streams. Make it make sense.

 

[C’est la VoR]

And yes those six votes for First Love are FUCKING SICK

 

[RS]

OUT:

Que Hiciste

Unacceptable!

 

[C’est la VoR]

Yet NUMBER EIGHTEEN HOT 100 HIT "Booty" has less than a third of its streams. Make it make sense.

Wasn't Booty one of those that VERY BRIEFLY blew up on Youtube and then faded?

AYM was genuinely massive worldwide.

 

[RS]

Ok, I realize that I’ve heard First Love. Changing my vote. For now.

 

[KNT]

I don't have time to listen to 50 J Lo songs so I just voted for everything with a male rapper on it that i can't remember hearing.

 

[POP!]

Wasn't Booty one of those that VERY BRIEFLY blew up on Youtube and then faded?

AYM was genuinely massive worldwide.

I just looked at its Wiki page. Had no idea. Certified DIAMOND in France

 

[C’est la VoR]

First Love not being a hit is an actual war crime. The pretentious video probably didn't help, sadly. It deserved a towering technicolour banger, not a weird Lana Del Rey knock-off.

 

[RS]

Perfection! What nocals!

 

[OutSynk]

I've come around to Ain't Your Mama is a POP CLASSIC



Bizarrely her most Streamed song of ALL TIME.

Dr Luke just keeps winning.

 

[Tesco's world's smallest turkey]

By popular demand (i.e. two likes to my post suggesting it). Probably one of the best pop singles acts and triple threats of our time? Or is she?

Okay.
But why is she wearing Kerri Colby's dress?

 

[KC 🦋]

You can only vote for 10 so I'm out.

 

[straightorbroken]

The peaks are still ultra-mega.

The dips are a horrendous prolapse.

Everything I would want to be as a pop star basically.

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh my lord, those attempts just before On the Floor. I loved them

 

[straightorbroken]

I think the shark jumped when she turned the ITV viewers into gynaecologists with that horrendous crotch-dive, but those Red One extra helpings could have kept on coming as far as I was concerned.

 

[Jark]

First Love is weak as hell. Que Hiciste absolutely slaps. I seem to recall there was a remix of it (Dave Aude?) that popped right off.

Ain't Your Mama is her best song post-Dance Again, which I admit is not saying much.

I'm voting

No Me Ames
Feeling So Good
the Ja Rule remixes
Goin' In
First Love
Booty
Dinero
Medicine

would love to see I'm Gonna Be Alright, Do It Well and I'm Into You do well. and maybe Play should win.

 

[Jark]

she's had some fantastic should've-been-singles over the years — Cherry Pie, Hypnotico, We Gotta Talk, Walking On Sunshine, Mile in These Shoes, Wrong When You're Gone, Brave...

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Hypnotico

 

[Berly]

Dinero is a bop

 

[Ellie]

Damn, it only allowed 10 choices. I originally picked about 20.

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

Disappointed in the lack of love for Que Hiciste

 

[Devil]

I still don’t get First Love. Is it meant to be good? I don’t find a tune in it.

Anyway, she’s a Queen and what a back cat for someone with rather minimal musical talent.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Call me when you reach the top 10 girls

 

[Devil]

Who the fuck is voting for Live It Up?!

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

Who the fuck is voting for Live It Up?!

Try clicking on the number

 

[C’est la VoR]

Wanging on about J.Lo's supposed lack of talent is so boring to me in 2022. Is it really just based on the fact that she used some heavy vocal blending on a couple of her hits TWENTY years ago? (That and Mariah fans who still appear to build their entire personality out of it )

She's a perfectly decent singer, a great dancer, a good actor and even her critics acknowledge that she works harder than just about anybody else in the business. I can think of a dozen major pop figures who get a pass on about half of her supposed talentlessness.

 

[Ellie]

Wanging on about supposed J.Lo's supposed lack of talent is so boring to me in 2022. Is it really just based on the fact that she used some heavy vocal blending on a couple of her hits TWENTY years ago? (That and Mariah fans who still appear to build their entire personality out of it )

She's a perfectly decent singer, a great dancer, a good actor and even her critics acknowledge that she works harder than just about anybody else in the business. I can think of a dozen major pop figures who get a pass on about half of her supposed talentlessness.

TALANT