Julie - Eyes of a Stranger

[Penelope]

Think we REALLY DO need a thread to discuss this OMG/10 IMMEDIATE CLASSIC




I have so many questions. DID SHE DO ANYTHING ELSE? WHERE IS SHE NOW? Is the answer just VERY OBVIOUSLY DEAD?!

@HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid

 

[Penelope]

Also HOW DID THIS ONLY GET 90 points with noted members of JULIE's WEEPING SORES COLLECTIVE @jivafox, @Win_the_game and myself each giving her our luscious creamy 12s and ANOTHER 23 VOTERS? Are we to allegedly believe all of them only gave our IMMACULATELY PANTENED IDOL another 54 points between them all?!

UTTER FUCKING PAEDOPHILES!

 

[win_the_game]

Julie only managing to scrape 90 points was a homophobic hate crime.

This place has gone to the dogs.

 

[jivafox]

#JusticeforJulie

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

I woke up humming it.

 

[Lucille]

Just heading to Victoria Park to spend the day re-creating this.

 

[Lucille]

Currently living for the smooth and utterly natural ad-libs at the end.

 

[jivafox]

Me during my Zoom party later

 

[Zu]

I think we should all roll around in the park today in honour of Julie‘s stunning win

#revisionistresults

 

[Lucille]

 

[Lucille]

SO ALLURING

 

[jivafox]

Can we ban RaspberrySwirl please for that measly 08.

His misery has gone too far now.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Have we any evidence as to WHO SHE IS?

 

[Lucille]

Don’t take it personally, he doesn’t hate Julie, he hates himself.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Just rewatched this, and it's great. I didn't fully appreciate it last night.

However, feel like the YouTube suggestion I was given immediately afterwards also needs to be shared.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Just rewatched this, and it's great. I didn't fully appreciate it last night.

However, feel like the YouTube suggestion I was given immediately afterwards also needs to be shared.

So much to unpack.

 

[jivafox]

Have we any evidence as to WHO SHE IS?

Nothing!

She’s very mysterious.

The youtube comments aren’t helpful either, just RS posting under his different identities with nasty comments like this:

Maybe the producers should spend some more drachmers on the video

 

[Zu]

We all know that RS is just JEALOUS of Julie. He‘d love to be flicking himself off and - more to the point - dirtying up his skirt at the local recreation ground but just can’t bring himself to

 

[Zu]

Tragic sex-crazed dollybird Julie doesn‘t appear to have even had the dignity of an official release as I can‘t find it on Discogs, unless I‘m not looking properly. Maybe it was a VIDEO-ONLY SPECIAL

 

[GinAg (39)]

It's WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THE VIDEO, I'm interested in.

 

[Lucille]

It's WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THE VIDEO, I'm interested in.

I’m quite certain it involved those 5 Japanese tourists, a bottom of bottom shelf ouzo and strictly NO prophylactics.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Can we ban RaspberrySwirl please for that measly 08.

His misery has gone too far now.

Don’t take it personally, he doesn’t hate Julie, he hates himself.

FUCK YOU BOTH!

I gave her the points I gave her on ASFM. Anything else would be lies and hypocracy!

 

[Suomi]

The shocked tourists at 2:29 and the cameraman realising his foot is in shot at 3:37 are highlights

 

[Penelope]

Really simply MUST just spend the rest of the day wailing this and recreating the very glamorous and sexy (and CHIC) advanced choreography at home

 

[Penelope]

I can't believe I might die without ever knowing what happened to her next. I feel like she either now has eight kids or had her bits torn out at some point to make sure she had NONE

 

[Zu]

Really simply MUST just spend the rest of the day wailing this and recreating the very glamorous and sexy (and CHIC) advanced choreography at home

I bet her full name is (or WAS) JULIE CHIC. Talk about OOZING IT

 

[Penelope]

I bet her full name is JULIE CHIC. Talk about OOZING IT

Darling maybe the STAGE NAME

 

[Lucille]

I can’t imagine things turned out well with what I imagine to be her very FAST lifestyle.

 

[Penelope]

I can’t imagine things turned out well with what I imagine to be her very FAST lifestyle.

Was thinking there's probably QUITE A HIGH RISK someone so singularly committed to being an idol to moderately discerning endlessly squawking gays (HELLO GIRLS!) got TAKEN OUT BY AIDS AS COLLATERAL

 

[Zu]

I can’t imagine things turned out well with what I imagine to be her very FAST lifestyle.

May she be a lesson to us all. Next time I‘m at a party I‘m going to refuse all offers of a drink and scream I DON‘T WANT TO BE THE NEXT JULIE CHIC

 

[Lucille]

I’m not saying she shot junk, but she also doesn’t seem like the kind of girl to say NO either.

 

[Penelope]

I can QUITE IMAGINE she used to pump little syringes of semen UP HER BOT just as a PARTY PIECE. Shots of cooking sherry too

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

I am so thrilled Julie is finally reaching her biggest audience. What I have always loved is that her hair is too leaden, voluminous and drenched in chemicals to pull off the myriad hair flip attempts that are meant to turn her from kebab waitress to chanteuse Francaise. And that she has microphone in the kitchen at all times.

 

[Penelope]

And that she has microphone in the kitchen at all times.

I'd never even NOTICED

 

[Penelope]

I do like the RING of KEBAB WAITRESS TO THE STARS JULIE CHIC

 

[GinAg (39)]

Whosampledwho claims it's been sampled...

https://www.whosampled.com/Julie/Eyes-of-a-Stranger/

 

[win_the_game]

I think we should all roll around in the park today in honour of Julie‘s stunning win

#revisionistresults

I’m still curled up in the foetal position after last night.

 

[Lucille]

I’m so desperate to learn what became of the dear and enchanting JULIE, a google search reveals that MOOPY is the top result. Maybe this will lure in some of the STARS she served in the glory days, who can tell us what tragedy befell the fragrant and mysterious Julie Chic.

 

[Penelope]

I can't hold it in any more girls. Julie Chic simply MUST go in the Moopy banner!

 

[Mugatu]

I was planning to suggest a new one but I was terrified of giving myself more work and receiving intimidating messages from the Mariah gays.

Who is Julie? Is she famous?

There's something compelling about her glazed eyes and the way she writhes jerkily on the ground. She's like a sexy mad cow disease victim.