ButterTart
Succulent Chinese meal
10:20 on a Monday morning and I’m down the beach
It’s windy as fuck but I’m not letting that put me off.
It’s windy as fuck but I’m not letting that put me off.
I've been to the Lake District about ten times and it's not rained once.Does it ever not rain in the Lake District? Our weather next week looks awful
Please can you go on Friday for a week in case you're a good luck charm?I've been to the Lake District about ten times and it's not rained once.
He could fill them on the 358 days I'm not thereHow do you think Our Lord And Saviour God™ fills all those lakes you godless heathen?
REPENT
I'll have a word.He could fill them on the 358 days I'm not there
If you could, I'd be very grateful.I'll have a word.
(three)We’re finally getting a few proper summer days!
Some of us just do it for fun
I’m in PefkohoriOoh what beach are you on BT?
I'm still in bed. I really should get up.
It looks so pretty!I’m in Pefkohori
LUCKY YOUI've got nothing on until Friday
I've got nothing on
I just saw Roy Chubby Brown trending on Twitter and hoped he'd died. NO SUCH LUCK.
Why?Any of you guys know how to fake-cry in a convincing manner? I need to learn.
Because I'm "genuinely sorry", that's why.Why?