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Succulent Chinese meal
I could have asked my Nan Mairidtheagh (pronounced ‘Helen’) O’Tart to step in. She can’t stand foreigners, or British people.We should have had an old Irish racist providing commentary between the acts.
I could have asked my Nan Mairidtheagh (pronounced ‘Helen’) O’Tart to step in. She can’t stand foreigners, or British people.We should have had an old Irish racist providing commentary between the acts.
Oh don’t worry about that. I’m sure there’ll be the odd upset or two to lubricate the spokes
I really hope everyone enjoys it, I have a slight fear that it'll be a bit DRY but there's also plenty of fun from our international jury presentations.
It might seem dry for you because you know the results already, but just the results reveal will be exciting for everyone else!
Well, exciting or DEVASTATING
I’m looking forward to toys being HURLED out of prams left right and centre.
I'm already nervous
ALL entrants are BRAVE AND AMAZING AND TALANTED and if I didn't give you 8 or more points then I definitely gave you yes YOU my 7