big ron
Chief Super Moderator
Hello. Doing some accounting before the sun comes round to the back garden and I start drinking.
I've been for a walk. I hadn't been OUT since the SATURDAY BEFORE LAST
Hi moopy.
I can't decide whether to go for a walk today. I've been averaging one every 2 days. But people are so judgy. And it's getting harder to keep away from strangers because everyone is now out for walks on my local beach.
Also I feel like I'm getting far too comfortable not working.
Its the Facebook police that are judgy. All I see is comments and posts about how many people are out. On all my walks, everyone has been really good at distancing.If they are judging you either they are walking too or are curtain twitchers so fuck them.
Just avoid the beach?!![]()
In work. The t-shirt I’m wearing is stretched a bit tighter than it was the last time I wore it so I’m actually starting to miss the gym. On the plus side, my tits look magnificent.
In work. The t-shirt I’m wearing is stretched a bit tighter than it was the last time I wore it so I’m actually starting to miss the gym. On the plus side, my tits look magnificent.
I'm a bit FED UP today. On the plus side, I managed to pick up my prescription from Asda and they had shower sealant, which has been RARE AS HEN'S TEETH round these parts for some reason, but work has slowed down the last couple of days and I think I may have to furlough some people, which I really didn't want to do.
The airline have agreed to refund the tickets for my aborted trip to Brazil, that should cover a couple of nights of COKE AND WHORES when this is all over.
I'm a bit FED UP today. On the plus side, I managed to pick up my prescription from Asda and they had shower sealant, which has been RARE AS HEN'S TEETH round these parts for some reason, but work has slowed down the last couple of days and I think I may have to furlough some people, which I really didn't want to do.
is it specific people or could you offer it to the team and see if anybody would like to take it?
I felt a bit shitty this morning. I actually had that thing where you wake up, and for a few seconds feel great, then you remember everything and feel like a pile of shit.
I've just had to let one of our writers down on work, I'm hoping we can pick back up again in a couple of weeks, but cashflow is all over the shop. On the plus side shes not 100% reliant on us, and she offered in a roundabout way, so not all bad. I don't know how I would feel if I had real staff right now.
Fuck’s sake. The merest whiff of sunshine and half of the country immediately disrobes, and it’s never the women so THANKS FEMINISM.Im in the park myself and the topless joggers are a bit too much.
Not ONE said yes. Oh sorry, one did. And she said "As it's bank holidays, I will do it but only if you pay me double". TALK ABOUT MISSING THE POINT![]()
I got a COUPON for my aborted trip to BeirutThe airline have agreed to refund the tickets for my aborted trip to Brazil, that should cover a couple of nights of COKE AND WHORES when this is all over.
What does it matter working a bank holiday when you can’t even leave the house anyway!
COCK? You're supposed to be social distancingA bit of sunshine, a pain au chocolat, a walk down the river and the faintest whiff of cock have really cheered me up.
COCK? You're supposed to be social distancing![]()
That cock must have been PUNGENTOh I smelt it from a 10m distance.
What does it matter working a bank holiday when you can’t even leave the house anyway!
That one for furlough!
Well quite, the distinction between weekends and weekdays has all but disappeared. On that note I'm off to drink in the garden.