What's in Enya's handbag?

[disneyteletubby]

A 2024 diary/book of days

 

[Joseph]

A poem describing the joys of carpet cleaning

 

[Saltwater]

An orange

 

[Joseph]

A click pen in the colour of blue

 

[Saltwater]

A second pair of knickers just in case

 

[Joseph]

A half eaten apple and a gun

 

[Saltwater]

A cucumber sandwich wrapped in a paper napkin

 

[Castle_Qwean]

A half eaten apple and a gun

 

[Amanda Cosmetics]

A box of matches and ten litres of petrol to burn the forum down

 

[disneyteletubby]

Another magazine page

This magazine was first published in 1989, then 1991, and a final one in 2001. Surely Enya knew of it

 

[disneyteletubby]

Which perfume? ️

The new KFC perfume

It apparently smells more smoky musk-fragranced than fried chicken and barbecues

 

[GinAg (39)]

A Faberge egg full of the infected piss of Samuel Pepys.

 

[Saltwater]

Her reading glasses, a packet of butterscotch candies, a black marker and some autographs for the fans.

 

[Joseph]

An extra pair of stockings

 

[disneyteletubby]

Ribbons for a maypole

 

[Finn]

Gravy

 

[Joseph]

A Sweating To The Oldies VHS tape

 

[smileyanna]

A mini radio.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Elephant shit

 

[GinAg (39)]

Mein Kampf

 

[Saltwater]

Illegal substances

 

[Saltwater]

A wig and other disguise accessories

 

[smileyanna]

Those Enya sunglasses.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Lesbian porn

 

[Joseph]

A framed picture of @Sheena

 

[Sheena]

A framed picture of @Sheena

With my middle finger up so ENYA can be reminded how FUCKING SHIT she is at any point of the day

 

[Saltwater]

Her tesco clubcard and a crossword magazine.