Congratulations Dr. Geru Hallwell (1 Viewer)

I'm liking the blonder hair

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Haven't Geru and her new man been together about 6 months now?

Isn't that a record for her?
 
Look what beautiful gift i got given for christmas -

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So far i have read three pages of it and was shocked to find it rather quite good. So far Ugenia's going shopping with Bronte and Bronte's tarty mum who Ugenia's never met before (because Bronte's parents are divorced, so Ugenia either goes to Bronte's dad's or Bronte just comes to hers), and Ugenia's Gran who's 101 (and treats everyday like christmas AND rides a mountain bike) has given Ugenia some money to get her some new granny pants with.

It also comes with some free stickers, including one of Geri's actual face.
 
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Look what beautiful gift i got given for christmas -

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Ugenia's Gran who's 101 (and treats everyday like christmas).
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HOW EXCITING. Does this mean that Ugenia receives a Christmas present every day? Please persist with your reading because I'd like to know when Ugenia's gran runs out of ideas and gives her an album called 'Passion' as a present (because she ran out of ideas, and it was cheap) and because I like to live my life VICARIOUSLY THROUGH OTHERS.
 
I own TWO of the Ugenia books and TWO of the audiobooks (eurgh, I'm the Johnkm of Geru Hallwell :()

You HAD to get them to go to the signings though. :daf: :D
 
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Kenny always looks like he'd be quite a laugh. Lord knows he's had to put up with a lot over the years (and I don't mean the tabloid obvious) - like the time Bananarama broke into their house and he came home to find them wearing his pajamas, drinking wine in the master bedroom :D
 
Geri Halliwell's wealthy lover has been arrested for possessing cocaine.

Henry Beckwith, 31 - who is in line to inherit a £400million fortune - was picked up by police after leaving exclusive London nightclub Raffles with another woman.

Beckwith - rumoured to be engaged to the 37-year-old former Spice Girl - was taken in handcuffs to Chelsea police station where he admitted having the drug and was cautioned.

A Raffles source said: "Beckwith is a regular and was here partying in the early hours of Sunday morning. He was seen going outside and around the corner, where he was searched by police.

"Raffles has a strict policy on drugs - anyone found with them in the club will be banned. So maybe he decided to take the drugs outside. I'm sure Geri wasn't too delighted to hear he had been arrested for drugs."

The private Chelsea club is a favourite with Beckwith and Geri, who got together just under a year ago. They were rumoured to be getting married after she was spotted visiting her parish church with pal Kenny Goss, George Michael's partner.

The pair spent an hour with the vicar at St-John-at-Hampstead, North London.

Geri has dated Beckwith - whose father Sir John is a property developer - since April. She was previously engaged to Italian yacht tycoon Fabrizio Politi and has dated DJ Chris Evans and Robbie Williams.

A Scotland Yard spokesman said: "A quantity of white powder was found on a man in Paulton Square and he was arrested on suspicion of possessing a Class-A drug."
 
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Is QG (Queen Geru) planning a comeback because she is everywhere in my life at the moment
 
I did too. It had already been done by Peter Kay, in a far subtler way, which made Geri look even more ridiculous. :D:D
 
I cringed at that bit. Bless her. She just opens her mouth and shit comes out. I fucking love her though.
 
"Oh very clever Ms Halliwell,
F*CK GIRL POWER TIME FOR PEOPLE POWER

Time to remind the spice girls of Kula Shaker and why they lost out to them for the best breakthrough act in 1997.

Please invite all your friends to this group and purchase the Kula Shaker Album 'K' and/or the single 'Hush' from 01/03/2010 and lets get Kula Shaker back in the charts

Links for the Album 'K' in both CD & download have now been added as well as download links for the appropriately named 'Hush' (maybe Geri should have taken note and kept her mouth shut)"
 
This video makes me chuckle for quite a number of reasons

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