RuPaul's Drag Race

I watched that entrance compilation video and I had forgotten half of those queens! I couldn't even remember who won the first season! I watched each season at the time, so some of them are not as fresh in my mind as you new converts. The moment when Coco entered in Season 5 is my favourite entrance. Not because of Coco, but because of Alyssa.
 
How did I EVER LIVE WITHOUT THIS?

Now working my way through Season 5 and it's JINKX ALL THE WAY :disco: :disco: :disco:
 
Can we please have a queen rate?

I'm DYING to give my -1 to Willam and 11 to Alaska.
 
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How could anyone give -1 to Willam when you've got the likes of Penny Tration ( :zombie: ) Serena Cha Cha and MILAN to choose from?
 
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Willam is FABULOUS, and it's shown with her having one of the best post Drag Race careers.
 
But the -1 one is never given to the useless ones. -1 is for the high profiles you just cannot stand.
 
Serena Cha Cha had her comedy value as did ACTOR Milan. Penny Tration was just shit.
 
I had a bit of a lower-case u-turn on Milan when I found out she had danced for Lady Kier. If she had kept her wig on, her lip-syncs would have been near flawless. Serena is so excruciating I think shit's going to come out my ears.
 
Milan was just the worst for me. Boring, terrible attitude, awful fashion and no discernible talent.

For a THEATRICALLY TRAINED ACTOR, her actual acting challenges were laughable.

Not to mention THIS MONSTROSITY

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Milan was just ANNOYING. All nicey nicey and her entrance was just CRINGING. She IS a good dancer though, but that does not a good queen make.
 
People not getting her conveniently avant garde concepts is what makes her entertaining, if at all. Honey Mahogany did being useless a whole lot better.
 
People not getting her conveniently avant garde concepts is what makes her entertaining, if at all. Honey Mahogany did being useless a whole lot better.

Mimi Imfurst tried the whole "You're supposed to look like shit in New York" angle the previous season and it didn't wash then either.

Honey Mahogany was just so out of her depth I kind of found her hilarious. That kaftan! :D (Miserable old Vivienne Panay WOULD be right down there though - how can a man who wears frocks for a living be so JOYLESS?)
 
Aren't Milan and Honey Mahogney basically the same queen? I couldn't tell them apart.
 
I'm always perplexed when people mention Manila Luzon as one of the best queens. She made NO impact on me WHATSOEVER.

My faves:

01 Willam
02 Alaska
03 Bianca Del Rio
04 Adore Delano
05 Alyssa Edwards/Latrice Royale not sure
 
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I didn't mind Vivienne, I just don't think she's a leading lady. She works well with Alyssa as her sidekick.
 
I like Katya but I'm getting BUDGET WILLAM from here.

How TERRIBLE was the BOAT challenge btw!

A drag rate is essential. Just watched all the entrance clip and so many bitches deserve that minus 1.
 
(Miserable old Vivienne Panay WOULD be right down there though - how can a man who wears frocks for a living be so JOYLESS?)

Fish, as in she looks like she's just been slapped with one. Those driving with Ru videos (whatever they're called) is just as bad, Ru's fixed teeth-gritting grin saying it all.
 
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I'm always perplexed when people mention Manila Luzon as one of the best queens. She made NO impact on me WHATSOEVER.

My faves:

01 Willam
02 Alaska
03 Bianca Del Rio
04 Adore Delano
05 Alyssa Edwards/Latrice Royale not sure

She was funny and I loved her style, but I did find the ching-chong asian schtick about as funny as a Roy Chubby Brown set.

My top 5:

1. Latrice Royale (ALWAYS)
2. Alaska
3. Chad Micheals (Sorry, but I thought she was flawless and just so nice)
4. Bianco Del Rio
5. Jujubee

Honourable mentions for Sharon Needles, Nina Flowers, Jinkx Monsoon, Detox and Ben DelaCreme.
 
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01. Alaska
02. Bianca del Rio
03. Carmen Carrera :disco: (well mostly because I want to fuck her!)
04. Chad Michaels
05. Latrice Royale
 
I'll tell you who I find massively overrated by the fanz. Pandora Boxx.

At what point was she supposedly so funny and charming? She had perpetual sourface both times she was on.
 
I can't really have Willam at #1 actually. True he's my favourite if we include the show and everything they've done since, but he wasn't ALL THAT when he was a contestant.
 
Vivienne was utterly DOUR but she got the right measure of that hateful Roxxxy Andrews when she said that she didn't like his energy

NEEDED CULLING
 
Pandora's Carol Channing remains one of the best snatch performances, but a bit like Yara and Alexis, All Stars did her no favours at all. Raspberries turned to lemons quite quickly. I do love the smile she gives to Kathy Griffin - I always imagine Kathy must feel deflated that this is her look-a-like and Pandora thinking the same thing too :D
 
In no real order: Alyssa, Tammie, Shangela, Alaska, Shannel, Willam, Gia, Raven, Laganja, Tyra.

I wouldn't put her in my upper rankings, but I thought Shannel's redemption arc in AllStars was REALLY LOVELY.

The bit when she admitted she knew she wasn't going to win really won me over considering how arrogant and insecure she came off the first time around. She really seemed to have grown as a person from the experience (insert your own waistline related joke here).
 
I'd love a GIF of Madame LaQueer's spinning away without her wig on after she's been eliminated. I think that's one of the shows most hilarious moments actually.
 
I wouldn't put her in my upper rankings, but I thought Shannel's redemption arc in AllStars was REALLY LOVELY.

The bit when she admitted she knew she wasn't going to win really won me over considering how arrogant and insecure she came off the first time around. She really seemed to have grown as a person from the experience (insert your own waistline related joke here).

I have a feeling that the judges, in their mind already, think 'oh she thinks she's going to win this, so we're going to give her no reaction, as to not boost her confidence level anymore than it probably already is'.

This kills me every time.
 
03. Carmen Carrera :disco: (well mostly because I want to fuck her!)

I didn't know you liked girls?

I would say my favorites are Raven, Juju, Manilla, Latrice, Alyssa, Bianca and Adore.
 
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Worst would be Tyra, Carmen, Madame Laqueer, Kenya Michales and Roxxy.
 

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