Rank/ rate/ vote the bestselling song of each year of the last decade

[AGinAg (38)]

00 Eminem/ Rihanna - Love The Way You Lie
00 Adele - Someone Like You
00 Gotye - Somebody That I Used To Know
00 Robin Thicke - Blurred Lines
00 Pharrell Williams - Happy
00 Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk
00 Drake - One Dance
00 Ed Sheeran - Shape of You
00 Calvin Harris - One Kiss
00 Lewis Capaldi - Someone You Loved

 

[VoR]

06 Eminem/ Rihanna - Love The Way You Lie
10 Adele - Someone Like You
10 Gotye - Somebody That I Used To Know
00 Robin Thicke - Blurred Lines
07 Pharrell Williams - Happy
08 Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk
05 Drake - One Dance
02 Ed Sheeran - Shape of You
06 Calvin Harris - One Kiss
07 Lewis Capaldi - Someone You Loved

 

[AGinAg (38)]

06 Eminem/ Rihanna - Love The Way You Lie
10 Adele - Someone Like You
08 Gotye - Somebody That I Used To Know
03 Robin Thicke - Blurred Lines
00 Pharrell Williams - Happy
09 Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk
05 Drake - One Dance
-1 Ed Sheeran - Shape of You - DISGUSTING
07 Calvin Harris - One Kiss
08 Lewis Capaldi - Someone You Loved

 

[lolly]

I've just realised I've completely forgotten what Shape Of You sounds like. And FUCK YOU MOOPY, I'm not reminding myself for the purpose of this poll.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I've just realised I've completely forgotten what Shape Of You sounds like. And FUCK YOU MOOPY, I'm not reminding myself for the purpose of this poll.

The sound of Ed Sheeran desperately persuading a 6/10 to have a fingering.

 

[lolly]

I've forgotten One Dance as well. Hurrah!

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I've forgotten One Dance as well. Hurrah!

The sound of Drake inventing murmuring.

 

[VoR]

Although it's obviously in a genre I favour over many of the songs on this list, One Kiss is remarkably forgettable for a bestseller of the year.

 

[KC 🦋]

03 Eminem/ Rihanna - Love The Way You Lie
10 Adele - Someone Like You
00 Gotye - Somebody That I Used To Know
00 Robin Thicke - Blurred Lines
09 Pharrell Williams - Happy
05 Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk
08 Drake - One Dance
05 Ed Sheeran - Shape of You
05 Calvin Harris - One Kiss
00 Lewis Capaldi - Someone You Loved

 

[Robbie]

09 Eminem/ Rihanna - Love The Way You Lie
07 Adele - Someone Like You
08 Gotye - Somebody That I Used To Know
07 Robin Thicke - Blurred Lines
07 Pharrell Williams - Happy
07 Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk
05 Drake - One Dance
06 Ed Sheeran - Shape of You
08 Calvin Harris - One Kiss
01 Lewis Capaldi - Someone You Loved

As I once posted, probably years ago, nothing gets a 10 unless it's 'Going Underground' by The Jam or 'Le Freak' by Chic.

For 'Someone Like You' I voted 7 for the Brits performance version that propelled the track to number 1.

'Someone You Loved' gets a 1 simply for being a best seller of the year. I don't like his voice and his music is dull.

 

[octophone]

07 Eminem/ Rihanna - Love The Way You Lie
07 Adele - Someone Like You
04 Gotye - Somebody That I Used To Know
00 Robin Thicke - Blurred Lines
00 Pharrell Williams - Happy
06 Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk
00 Drake - One Dance
00 Ed Sheeran - Shape of You
09 Calvin Harris - One Kiss
00 Lewis Capaldi - Someone You Loved

 

[octophone]

Although it's obviously in a genre I favour over many of the songs on this list, One Kiss is remarkably forgettable for a bestseller of the year.

Is it? I'm out of my genre comfort zone and thought it an absolute banger and can still sing it to you now.

 

[octophone]

'Someone You Loved' gets a 1 simply for being a best seller of the year. I don't like his voice and his music is dull.

Imagine being Ed Sheeran for neds/chavs.

Ned Sheeran, I guess.

 

[RS]

I mean no wonder this decade was the beginning of the end of civilisation as we know it.


00 Eminem/ Rihanna - Love The Way You Lie
00 Adele - Someone Like You
00 Gotye - Somebody That I Used To Know
02 Robin Thicke - Blurred Lines
00 Pharrell Williams - Happy
00 Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk
08 Drake - One Dance
00 Ed Sheeran - Shape of You
07 Calvin Harris - One Kiss
-1 Lewis Capaldi - Someone You Loved

 

[Alla]

This decade was terrible, but giving the highest score to that Drake song is even worse.

 

[Lucille]

Not to mention a TWO for Blurred Lines amongst that sea of zeros.

 

[RS]

Well, if anything, it’s a testament to how bad everything else is.

 

[Pipo]

07 Eminem/ Rihanna - Love The Way You Lie
10 Adele - Someone Like You
10 Gotye - Somebody That I Used To Know
00 Robin Thicke - Blurred Lines
00 Pharrell Williams - Happy
05 Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk
09 Drake - One Dance
00 Ed Sheeran - Shape of You
09 Calvin Harris - One Kiss
03 Lewis Capaldi - Someone You Loved

 

[POP!]

06 Eminem/ Rihanna - Love The Way You Lie
09 Adele - Someone Like You
08 Gotye - Somebody That I Used To Know
08 Robin Thicke - Blurred Lines
04 Pharrell Williams - Happy
09 Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk
08 Drake - One Dance
06 Ed Sheeran - Shape of You
09 Calvin Harris - One Kiss
?? Lewis Capaldi - Someone You Loved

 

[KC 🦋]

Shape of You really wasn't that bad. Stop being dramatic gayz.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

07 Eminem/ Rihanna - Love The Way You Lie
09 Adele - Someone Like You
10 Gotye - Somebody That I Used To Know
00 Robin Thicke - Blurred Lines
03 Pharrell Williams - Happy
07 Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk
00 Drake - One Dance
00 Ed Sheeran - Shape of You
07 Calvin Harris - One Kiss
02 Lewis Capaldi - Someone You Loved

 

[octophone]

Shape of You really wasn't that bad. Stop being dramatic gayz.

It's stalker material, that's what it is.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Shape of You really wasn't that bad. Stop being dramatic gayz.

It's gross and fucking shit. Get better taste.