Festival Di Soldi - Semi-Final Results (TONIGHT 8:30PM)

[ButterTart]

If that burger song qualifies, it will be a new low for this place.

That’s a bold claim for a site which has a comedy Madeleine McCann thread.

 

[Lucille]

Someone should do a FDS version of the Karaoke contest. We’d get to see @Rita ’s BIP BURGER with @COB and @ZenGiraffe covering that annoying Hungarian couple

I think I’d like to see Rita tackle OTOBOKE BEAVER

 

[win_the_game]

I would do the lady washing the dishes for sure.

I thought you were gay!

 

[OutSynk]

I'll fall out with you hun.

So 'Alice' is like the SIXTH best on Chromatica right?

 

[Kate]

I think I’d like to see Rita tackle OTOBOKE BEAVER

I want that one! I've already done Poly Styrene at karaoke so it can't be too much of a stretch.

 

[dmlaw]

That’s a bold claim for a site which has a comedy Madeleine McCann thread.

BIP BURGER IS WORSE.

 

[Alex]

BIP BURGER IS WORSE.

BIP IS ART.

 

[Lucille]

BIP BURGER IS WORSE.

HASHTAG JEALOUS!

 

[Kate]

Bip's burgers shoved up her BEAVER by furious Japanese punks.

 

[Kate]

Bip scorched tits in spatula disaster.

 

[Kate]

Bip dead face down in vat of burger relish.

 

[win_the_game]

BIP IS ART.

It’s dreck.

And if Bip Ling’s recent racist BLM posts are anything to go by, she’s a cunt who should be no platformed.

 

[Kate]

Bip arrested for making kitten burgers.

 

[ButterTart]

BIP BURGER IS WORSE.

You only gave it 8, then?

 

[Kate]

Bip marries Nick Griffin and force feeds undercooked seagull burgers to wonky-eyed babies

 

[Indie]

Bip arrested for making kitten burgers.

Ooh, i'd absolutely eat a kitten burger.

 

[dmlaw]

You only gave it 8, then?

It got 0. Caramelldansen was at least quite entertaining. Bip Burger is roughly as entertaining as getting a bollock ripped off by farm machinery.

 

[Lucille]

I don’t even like Bip Burger that much, but want it to go through for the SCENES.

 

[Kate]

Bip says BLM stands for Burger Lettuce Matters.

 

[ButterTart]

It got 0. Caramelldansen was at least quite entertaining. Bip Burger is roughly as entertaining as getting a bollock ripped off by farm machinery.

Speaking of which, if there are any songs you find interesting in semi final 3 of dance rate, please feel free to vote.

Seamless.

 

[Soldi]

Speaking of which, if there are any songs you find interesting in semi final 3 of dance rate, please feel free to vote.

Seamless.

Oh hey babes, could you PIN this thread and UNPIN the semi-final ones. Thanks duck love u xxxx

 

[dmlaw]

Speaking of which, if there are any songs you find interesting in semi final 3 of dance rate, please feel free to vote.

Seamless.

Oh, that was smoothly done. I can confirm that I have listened to all 80 songs and hope to prepare my list of votes this evening. Unless I get distracted for some unaccountable reason.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

It got 0. Caramelldansen was at least quite entertaining. Bip Burger is roughly as entertaining as getting a bollock ripped off by farm machinery.

Caramelldansen to be parachuted into the final!

 

[Lucille]

Is it 9pm yet? Can't believe I'm STILL at work.

 

[cwej]

Really looking forward to this!! Will get a large glass of wine and watch my song go out in flames...

 

[cwej]

It's going to be hard not to react publicly!

 

[ButterTart]

Oh hey babes, could you PIN this thread and UNPIN the semi-final ones. Thanks duck love u xxxx

DONE

 

[OutSynk]

I wonder how many threats @Soldi will get after tonight.

 

[Soldi]

I wonder how many threats @Soldi will get after tonight.

Well I’ve just finished the final running order so SOME people are going to be unhappy

 

[Iguana]

Where's the drama?? People were literally DEAD in the Karaoke thread by this time!

 

[Soldi]

Where's the drama?? People were literally DEAD in the Karaoke thread by this time!

Good evening CUNT

 

[Lucille]

@Rita clean your fanny, IT STINKS!

 

[Lucille]

@Alla what do you think of my beard?

 

[ButterTart]

@Rita clean your fanny, IT STINKS!

Sorry, that's me. I've been eating rollmops again.

 

[Soldi]

@Alla what do you think of my beard?

I said you looked LOVELY and you didn’t like my post

 

[Soldi]

I’ve also started drinking, so this results show will be FUN

 

[Rita]

@Rita clean your fanny, IT STINKS!

I can guarantee you it DOES NOT.

 

[Rita]

I think I’d like to see Rita tackle OTOBOKE BEAVER

THEY don’t have the RANGE.

 

[Iguana]

Good evening CUNT

I was a cunt TWO YEARS AGO and you're just bringing it up now!

 

[Soldi]

I was a cunt TWO YEARS AGO and you're just bringing it up now!

Anyone with a garden that SHAMEFUL is a CUNT