I think your lawn needs a water love xMaking it earlier an hour before? Really queen?
What a CUNT
Making it earlier an hour before? Really queen?
What a CUNT
What a SELFISH POSTMaking it earlier an hour before? Really queen?
What a CUNT
It’s the TWIST!
What a SELFISH POST
Don't exaggerate. People don't log on at a set time.
The twist is half the people get to miss it starting![]()
Mrs Brown's Boys is still on streaming.Too fucking right, I'm going to have to pause the programme I'm watching at 8.30 now![]()
Oh yeah the PS5 thing.Wait, what's happening? I'm watching the PS5 thing at 9, will I be able to follow this TOO?![]()
I'm living proof of this. I'd planned to put my head in the oven at 8:47 precisely, I've knocked that idea on the head now.Also making it earlier will SAVE LIVES!
GET AWAY FROM MY BODY HAIR YOU NASTY HAIRLESS TWINKSoldi I’ve got DC. I’m going to keep shaving his body hair until you start the results.
I don't get itOh yeah the PS5 thing.
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LIKEWISE!I don't get it![]()
I told him to get away from you!GET AWAY FROM MY BODY HAIR YOU NASTY HAIRLESS TWINK
If only Sylvia Plath had Moopy.I'm living proof of this. I'd planned to put my head in the oven at 8:47 precisely, I've knocked that idea on the head now.
There’s enough DC (body hair) for everyone!I told him to get away from you!
Have a wank and PRIORITISE!Girls I’m lifting myself imposed three month SEXUAL distancing tonight![]()
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Share it around then! See you next week!There’s enough DC (body hair) for everyone!
EWWShare it around then! See you next week!![]()
It's fine I imagine it'll be QUICK. Just in time to get back in time for NINEHave a wank and PRIORITISE!
He said YES to half 8! He’ll MULTI TASK!It's fine I imagine it'll be QUICK. Just in time to get back in time for NINE
It's a Robert Baden Powell DILDO ORGY. They go on for HOURS.It's fine I imagine it'll be QUICK. Just in time to get back in time for NINE
I feel like complaining to Moopy Ofcom about being mansoned
Girls I’m lifting my self imposed three month SEXUAL distancing tonight![]()
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You look like a manson.I feel like complaining to Moopy Ofcom about being mansoned
Girls I’m lifting my self imposed three month SEXUAL distancing tonight![]()
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