Festival Di Soldi - Semi-Final Results (TONIGHT 8:30PM)

[Lucille]

I thought you were off for a shag? Nice to see that you think I’m more important x

This is just FOREPLAY.

 

[Berly]

HERE! Just in time... bring it

 

[Soldi]

Well I make it HALF PAST so LETS GO!

 

[Lucille]

OMG....

 

[Dark Carnival]

Yay

 

[Rita]

Maybe the picture I posted of a ASSES ASSHOLE made him THINK AGAIN?

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[RS]

Jesus save me

 

[Rita]

HOLY SHIT.

 

[Rita]

 

[Dark Carnival]

Jesus save me

Even Allah can’t save you dear

 

[OutSynk]

HOLY SHIT.

The last couple of pages.

 

[Soldi]

Right then you hole-sharing fuckers, are you READY?

As a reminder, we’ll have 24 finalists, 12 from each semi-final including the TWIST that will come straight after.

Without further ado it’s off to Semi-Final 1 for our first round of qualifiers:
01 Portugal - Ariana & The Rose - Nightowl
02 Antigua & Barbuda - Hikaru Utada - Hikari
03 Ghana - Bree Runway - What Do I Tell My Friends?
04 Australia - Frances Cone - Wide Awake
05 Gilead - OMFG - Hello
06 Uruguay - Pink Fantasy - Fantasy
07 Saint Pierre & Miquelon - Frida Sundemo - Indigo
08 Ivory Coast - Matteo Marcus Bok - In The Middle
09 Georgia - Metric - Love You Back
10 India - Bhoomi Trivedi, Raja Kumari - Husn Parcham
11 Iceland - Alpines - Completely
12 Kiribati - Age of Chance - Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Noise
13 Tuvalu - Byrta - Minnist Tú
14 Fiji - Jamanda - I Cried The Tears
15 Hungary - Holychild - Hundred Thousand Hearts
16 Cuba - Nathalie Cardone - Hasta Siempre
17 Norway - Matoma + Josie Dunne - Sunday Morning
18 Babylon - Khruangbin - María También
19 Venezuela - Alex Newell - Boy, You Can Keep It

 

[Raining on Me]

Hubby's a nurse and on standby to revive me from the inevitable SLAUGHTER despite my do not resuscitate request.

Oh my god my HEART

 

[nerys]

Rita posting animal porn was the twist no one expected from this evening.

Until we find out what she actually sent...

 

[cwej]

WTF JUST HAPPENED?

 

[Lucille]

Are we ready to reach NEW LOWS girls?!?

 

[RS]

Even Allah can’t save you dear

Fuck him then

 

[COB]

I'm shaking

 

[Dark Carnival]

WTF JUST HAPPENED?

Hell of a warm-up show! You liked it?

 

[Berly]

Go Ghana!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'm shaking

AND CRYING

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I'm not ready.

Need to make dinner and wank at the same time.

 

[win_the_game]

My hole is twitching for these results.

 

[Soldi]

The first finalist is....


PORTUGAL!
https://imageshack.com/i/pm6UViy9j

 

[Lucille]

MY BUSSY IS QUIVERING.

 

[Tisch]

Hubby's a nurse and on standby to revive me from the inevitable SLAUGHTER despite my do not resuscitate request.

Oh my god my HEART

Ooh I'll be getting a DNR on the lot of ya if mine DOESN'T GO THROUGH

 

[Dark Carnival]

Are we ready to reach NEW LOWS girls?!?

LOWER??

 

[RS]

Oh God seven songs from each semi will get the chop?!

I’m so not going to make it. Fuck you all!

 

[AGinAg (38)]

This was so much the better semi.

 

[dmlaw]

Any predictions for which song was so bad that it's own submitter didn't vote solely so that they could give it -58?

 

[COB]

Graphics!!

 

[Rita]

This was so much the better semi.

FOR SURE!

 

[Dark Carnival]

The first finalist is....


PORTUGAL!

I was ok with her, didn’t vote for her I think

 

[Soldi]

Remaining contestants
02 Antigua & Barbuda - Hikaru Utada - Hikari
03 Ghana - Bree Runway - What Do I Tell My Friends?
04 Australia - Frances Cone - Wide Awake
05 Gilead - OMFG - Hello
06 Uruguay - Pink Fantasy - Fantasy
07 Saint Pierre & Miquelon - Frida Sundemo - Indigo
08 Ivory Coast - Matteo Marcus Bok - In The Middle
09 Georgia - Metric - Love You Back
10 India - Bhoomi Trivedi, Raja Kumari - Husn Parcham
11 Iceland - Alpines - Completely
12 Kiribati - Age of Chance - Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Noise
13 Tuvalu - Byrta - Minnist Tú
14 Fiji - Jamanda - I Cried The Tears
15 Hungary - Holychild - Hundred Thousand Hearts
16 Cuba - Nathalie Cardone - Hasta Siempre
17 Norway - Matoma + Josie Dunne - Sunday Morning
18 Babylon - Khruangbin - María También
19 Venezuela - Alex Newell - Boy, You Can Keep It

Finalist number TWO is...

 

[Tisch]

I'm not ready.

Need to make dinner and wank at the same time.

What ya having Hun? Spunk soup Hun? lol

 

[Berly]

In no particular order?

 

[RS]

Wait, which one was that?

 

[Rita]

Who and what was Portugal?? Can we get the video as well as the result PLEASE?

 

[Soldi]

In no particular order?

Of course!