What will you NEVER DRINK AGAIN?

[Lucille]

Campari Spritz > Aperol Spritz

 

[Mats]

Campari Spritz > Aperol Spritz

you're a hole of refined taste!

 

[Tetris-Rock]

I also really dislike shots. I just don't see the point of them, aside from maybe as a quick jolt if everybody's feeling a bit lethargic, and even then it's only because they taste so fucking disgusting.

Shots universally make me feel more sick than they do drunk so if anyone succeeds on forcing shots on me, i'm usually in a taxi home within the hour which I think DEFEATS THE WHOLE POINT. As you might imagine, I find anyone that tries to make you drink anything pretty tedious, but ESPECIALLY shots because I know myself that they just ruin my night. If you want me drunk, BUY ME A BOOZY COCKTAIL.

Thankfully I can still drink most things. Couple of exceptions:
Vodka and pretty much ANY mixer (exhausted the various possibilities as I went through uni - worst one being vodka orange. I drank a full bottle of vodka to myself with orange as a mixer and then filled the tiny sink of a stranger's en-suite bathroom in my friend's uni halls with my vomit and then LEFT without telling anyone)
Southern Comfort (another really early night out where I ended up slumped over a table - the night involved a LOT of mixing drinks but crucially this was the LAST thing I had)
Baileys (I woke up hungover on New Years Day when I was literally a teenager and the whole room STANK of the stuff because a glass of it had been left on my desk to SOLIDIFY )

 

[Jark]

Vodka orange is literally the vilest drink known to man. Anyone drinking that is a rotten beast.

I do love Bailey's though and have a whole 1l bottle to myself for Christmas Day God it goes down SO SMOOTH

 

[Lucille]

The only time a vodka orange is acceptable is when you’ve been up all night doing gear but you’ve agreed to meet your mum for breakfast at 10am and you need to secretly drink through it to stop yourself having a panic attack.

 

[Jark]

how suspiciously hyper-specific!

 

[RJN]

The only time a vodka orange is acceptable is when you’ve been up all night doing gear but you’ve agreed to meet your mum for breakfast at 10am and you need to secretly drink through it to stop yourself having a panic attack.

That can't happen more than what, twice a month?

 

[Kate]

Did everyone have a Southern Comfort MOMENT at university? Mine was in freshers' week. Bad times.

 

[wildchild]

Ohh now I remember; PORT WINE

Completely overdosed some years ago