ButterTart
Like Mussolini or Kennedy
Just reminded me of this upcoming ASFM avatarI could've warned you what would happen if you went to Zone 4

Just reminded me of this upcoming ASFM avatarI could've warned you what would happen if you went to Zone 4
Onions are fucking great. I mean, if I want the farts, 4 or 5 pickled onions will do the job. That's a talent, yes?
Hi drunks
I didn't know what to make of them at first but now I'm fully onboard.I've recently discovered the world of Hot & Spicy pickled onions. It's not something i ever thought i needed in my life, but i really do.
old time.Which 1am is it. I've had two pints of gin and tonic and I'm ready to cause a scene
Already pissed at 9am, diddy?
I didn't know what to make of them at first but now I'm fully onboard.
Oh shit, 'tis the season people start giving me jars of homemade pickled onions![]()
I mean, I'm not really representative of a normal, functioning human but homemade pickled onions are what I assume the kids still call the mack daddy.I bottled 40 bottles of Belgian Wit today, i didn't realise homemade pickled onions were what really got people excited.
Yes but it's the most gross three days ever until it doesBtw has anyone has a stye? Does it just go away?
Btw has anyone has a stye? Does it just go away?
Yes but it's the most gross three days ever until it does
Fun fact: I had styes so bad when i was young, that they leaked pus overnight and sealed my eyes shut in my sleep. I had to go in for an operation (but by the time i got down on the waiting list, it they were okay again).
There's nothing quite like the sheer joy of waking up and being unable to open your own eyes.
I guess I must have rubbed something in it?
No comment.
I said this in the future. WHATNo comment.
I said this in the future. WHAT
Sorry, i've just started tucking into the rum.
Hey. How’s 4:30?
Btw has anyone has a stye? Does it just go away?
Now if only there was someone on here that you could tag to ask
Anyhoo, you need hot compresses. Hot water, clean flannel. Put the flannel in the water then over your eyes. Once the stye has softened with the heat try to gently massage it to open it up.
I used to get that every now and again up until I was a teenager. Trying to rinse your eye under the hot tap just so you can function is an unusual start to the day.Fun fact: I had styes so bad when i was young, that they leaked pus overnight and sealed my eyes shut in my sleep. I had to go in for an operation (but by the time i got down on the waiting list, they were okay again).
There's nothing quite like the sheer joy of waking up and being unable to open your own eyes.
Sounds like a stye! It's a blocked gland so with the steaming you're trying to unblock it
Time kept going back last nightHey. How’s 4:30?
I think it's her 5 o'clock shadow which is my new favourite detail here. Just because you've moved to Zone 6, there's no reason not to maintain a grooming regimen.
I think it's her 5 o'clock shadow which is my new favourite detail here. Just because you've moved to Zone 6, there's no reason not to maintain a grooming regimen.
SameI'm surprisingly chipper despite being really quite drunk last night.
Now I look more closely it's clear they're actually Harry Styles.Did you just assume that cartoon person's pronouns?
What about a comedown?Waking up without a hangover on a Sunday.
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