Eurovision 2022: THE FINAL (20:00 BST)

[Kratz]

God this is fucking genius

 

[BoysForSeles]

I burnt my cheek on my Saturday night smoke too FFS

 

[funky]

Is she going to sing at some point?

 

[straightorbroken]

I wonder if this is too late in the evening. It is one of my takeaways for sure.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

File in 'BARELY MUSIC' category.

 

[Nancy]

HANDS. FACE. SPACE MAN.

 

[dmlaw]

OK. Someone wake the Estonian singer.

 

[Beverley]

Only plebs hate Serbia

(I see you @Dark Carnival)

 

[straightorbroken]

It is NOT a good one. Toilet time, yipeeee

 

[Ellie]

It’s BEIGE MAAAAAN

 

[RS]

Laura looks horrible

 

[Rita]

I am really rather unimpressed. SORRY GAYS.

 

[lolly]

'Just him and his guitar'

Know your audience Graham, FFS

 

[Rita]

That will of course all change if SAM WINS!

 

[Dark Carnival]

File in 'BARELY MUSIC' category.

Thank you

 

[dmlaw]

Estonia is great. Full of country drama. Moopy’s favourite thing!

 

[COB]

File in 'BARELY MUSIC' category.

You say that like it's a bad thing

 

[Rita]

How many do we vote for?

 

[Alias #23]

It took me ages to engage with the Serbian song and I thought you were all insane thinking it would qualify but GOTT SEI DANK IN SERBIAN OBVIOUSLY that it did

 

[Soldi]

1. UK
2. Spain
3. Serbia

 

[Dark Carnival]

I am really rather unimpressed. SORRY GAYS.

Don’t appologise REET, it’s objectively shit

 

[dmlaw]

How many do we vote for?

As many as you want/can bear.

 

[Peekaboo]

File in 'BARELY MUSIC' category.

It's PERFORMANCE ART of the DARK BALLET variety

 

[Nancy]

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Ugh this is so dull and generic and Eurovision by numbers.

 

[Alias #23]

Oh do fuck off with this rewrite of Heroes or whatever it is that it’s a rewrite of

Sorry @OutSynk STILL LOVE YOU OBVIOUSLY HOPE IT WINS

 

[rhythmbandit]

This is utter beige but he elevates it slightly.

 

[Star]

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But locums get paid double what I do for a days work

 

[dmlaw]

But locums get paid double what I do for a days work

That’s why they love cum so much.

 

[funky]

Oh do fuck off with this rewrite of Heroes or whatever it is that it’s a rewrite of

Sorry @OutSynk STILL LOVE YOU OBVIOUSLY HOPE IT WINS

More like a rewrite of Ring Of Fire

 

[COB]

It took me ages to engage with the Serbian song and I thought you were all insane thinking it would qualify but GOTT SEI DANK IN SERBIAN OBVIOUSLY that it did

Thank goodness you managed to get over that disgusting warmed-over old crud from the Tw*ns not getting through their national final, it was a difficult half-hour for you

 

[Star]

Little Kylie update: Fast asleep in Mr Star's arms

 

[Rita]

As many as you want/can bear

Spain and Sweden for me

 

[Beverley]

Lao-ra serving the worst in Italian fashion YET AGAIN

 

[Rita]

Little Kylie update: Fast asleep in Mr Star's arms

I don’t blame him.

 

[funky]

How long is the interval usually? Because I’m definitely not watching it

 

[Cerro de Casa]

It's PERFORMANCE ART of the DARK BALLET variety

TouchÉ but I'm NOT CONCERNED

 

[dmlaw]

I wonder if I can make it to 20000 posts before the end of the show. I might make my 20000th post a Lundvik when the UK televote is revealed.

 

[ButterTart]

Estonian Jake Quickenden was a perfectly cromulent closer.

 

[Nancy]

How many do we vote for?

Up to 20 times