The United Kingdom: The Liz Truss CRASHING THE PORK MARKET WEEKS 🐷🐖📉📅🥬

[lolly]

Did we have this?

 

[lolly]

He's utterly without grace, isn't he?

 

[C’est la VoR]

Has anyone checked if Nadine Dorries is OK?

Tizzy Coffee and Nadine, pictured now:

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

So how does this work, does it mean the Parliament will have three former PMs as MPs? Or will Truss quit?

I can’t see her hanging around, her whole life has been geared up to being PM

 

[ButterTart]

Have you been off burying Michael Fabricant’s body in the woods?

I certainly have. I tried to bury it deep enough that it wouldn't be disturbed by local fauna but I've just spotted a fox with a Leslie Ash hairdo so I think they've already been at it.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

So how does this work, does it mean the Parliament will have three former PMs as MPs? Or will Truss quit?

There will indeed by three former PMs.

Not sure if that's happened before.

 

[RS]

I can’t see her hanging around, her whole life has been geared up to being PM

She peaked too early

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

Tizzy Coffee and Nadine, pictured now:

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HA @VoR you really need to get into RHONY

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

She peaked too early

Maybe she’ll rejoin the Lib Dems when they become the official opposition

 

[octophone]

So Sunak by tomorrow night?

 

[ButterTart]

Did we have this?

I think this is my favourite of the comments on it.

 

[RS]

There will indeed by three former PMs.

Not sure if that's happened before.

That’s so strange. Why don’t they quit after resigning?

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

So Sunak by tomorrow night?

Well if the 102 *cough cough* Boris backers go for Pen Pen…maybe not

 

[C’est la VoR]

 

[octophone]

Well if the 102 *cough cough* Boris backers go for Pen Pen…maybe not

I don't think they will - they'll want to get this over with.

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

That’s so strange. Why don’t they quit after resigning?

Theresa May actually seems to enjoy being an MP for her constituency

 

[C’est la VoR]

 

[ButterTart]

Just done some science and Sunak will be our youngest prime minister since 1770 if he wins the one horse race tomorrow

He'll also be our most ethnic prime minister since the Rt. Honourable Jesy Nelson was caretaker PM for the UK Baddie Party.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

That’s so strange. Why don’t they quit after resigning?

They are primarily MPs, that become senior ministers. Ted Heath PM, in the early 70s, I think was still in Parliament in the early 00s. I expect May will stay for years.

 

[C’est la VoR]

Theresa will stick around because she genuinely likes being an MP.

Boris will switch to a safer seat and do fuck all until the next leadership election.

Liz will stay on because she’s UTTERLY UNEMPLOYABLE in any other context.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Omg I'm now the same age as Prime Ministers.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Zahawi now supporting Sunak. Just stop tweeting!

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

A brown PM is progress I guess.

 

[ButterTart]

Omg I'm now the same age as Prime Ministers.

I mean, technically I was the same age as prime ministers in 2007, thanks to that jumped up little shit Pitt the Younger.

 

[ButterTart]

A brown PM is progress I guess.

We've got a black Doctor Who these days so anything's possible

 

[C’est la VoR]

Labour really just need to fast-track Eddie Izzard to the top spot.

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

!!

 

[Ellie]

It’s getting more and more like this now

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Theory that Boris dropped his statement at 9pm to humiliate Zahawi.

 

[big ron]

Has anyone checked if Nadine Dorries is OK?

Shes probably too pissed to notice what's going on

 

[dzjermlaw]

Shes probably too pissed to notice what's going on

She’s wandering the streets of Uxbridge, clutching a two thirds empty bottle of Malibu and periodically screeching, “Boris. I fucking love you”.

 

[ButterTart]

She’s wandering the streets of Uxbridge, clutching a two thirds empty bottle of Malibu and periodically screeching, “Boris. I fucking love you”.

Little did Nadine know, dear reader, that Johnson wasn't in Uxbridge that day, or any day since 2015.

 

[Slave]

So he's thrown Rishi and Penny under the bus and potentially made it very hard for either of them to govern effectively by implying it's THEIR fault he's not running. He might not have enough supporters to get over the line, but he certainly has enough to make life difficult.

I understand why him coming back would probably make the Conservatives implode quicker, but I don't think I'd have had the mental resilience to tolerate him for however long that took. So, quite frankly, I'm glad this has blown up in his face and hopefully he'll FUCK RIGHT OFF for a bit.

 

[funky]

We can now hate Rishi in peace.

Oh God, all the way this.

I’m so relieved.

 

[ButterTart]

So he's thrown Rishi and Penny under the bus and potentially made it very hard for either of them to govern effectively by making it THEIR fault he's not running. He might not have enough supporters to get over the line, but he certainly has enough to make life difficult.

I understand why him coming back would probably make the Conservatives implode quicker, but I don't think I'd have had the mental resilience to tolerate him for however long that took. So, quite frankly, I'm glad this has blown up in his face and hopefully he'll FUCK RIGHT OFF for a bit.

It's all so transparent that he pulled out to save face because his camp had 'leaked' multiple times that he had the 100 backers, and tomorrow we'd have discovered he had nowhere near. A feckless opportunist to the very last.

 

[funky]

A brown PM is progress I guess.

It’s not exactly progress when the hard right voters walk across to Labour because they can’t stomach it

WE DON’T WANT YOU OVER ON THIS SIDE THANKS

 

[funky]

That statement though. He’s quite happy to watch the world burn isn’t he

Go back to your extended holiday you useless sack of shit

 

[lolly]

I understand why him coming back would probably make the Conservatives implode quicker, but I don't think I'd have had the mental resilience to tolerate him for however long that took. So, quite frankly, I'm glad this has blown up in his face and hopefully he'll FUCK RIGHT OFF for a bit.

Yes, that's how I feel about it. I fear Sunak could stabilise them more, but it was more personal with Johnson. I couldn't have looked at a newspaper or watched the news for the sake of my mental health.

 

[win_the_game]

Go back to your extended holiday you useless sack of shit

He's getting paid £84k as a MP and up to another £115k as an ex-PM at OUR EXPENSE. The lazy fuck can stay here and do some work for his constituents for a change.

Why the fuck does he get away with going on holiday when parliament is sitting?

 

[ButterTart]

It’s not exactly progress when the hard right voters walk across to Labour because they can’t stomach it

WE DON’T WANT YOU OVER ON THIS SIDE THANKS

The hard right are flocking to Reform UK, so we're back to the Tories being 'not right enough' and the racists huddled around an impotent party unlikely to get a single MP into the house of Commons.