Late Night Drunk Moopy

[Cerro de Casa]

And some PEA FRITTERS

 

[Inner Smile]

Any chance of another blazing row tonight or have you settled down?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

My 2023 album cover has leaked

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Oh I DO hope the order includes a SAVELOY

MUSHY PEAS so I choose the colour of the quilt cover accordingly

 

[Cerro de Casa]

MUSHY PEAS so I choose the colour of the quilt cover accordingly

CURRY SAUCE in bed please whilst you fondle my nether regions!!!

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

CURRY SAUCE in bed please whilst you fondle my nether regions!!!

BIT BROWN. Still, merges nicely with the skids. NO-ONE WILL NOTICE

 

[Alla]

CURRY SAUCE in bed please whilst you fondle my nether regions!!!

Nice colour to decorate those boring white sheets with fantastic stains.

 

[Alla]

I just remembered earlier this year I had a herbal tea in bed as I was too sick to get up

 

[Lucille]

I have my morning COFFEE in bed is that ALLOWED MUM?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

What about a GLASS OF WATER at the bedside TABLE after a night out when I'm hungover???
Does that count?
OH!!

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

I almost ALWAYS have an espresso in bed in the morning. This didn’t end very well on one occasion as I somehow flung it all over the bedding while carrying it into the bedroom and it didn’t come out in the wash so I had to replace it all. Thank goodness for HARRODS

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

I have my morning COFFEE in bed is that ALLOWED MUM?

OF COURSE!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I almost ALWAYS have an espresso in bed in the morning. This didn’t end very well on one occasion as I somehow flung it all over the bedding while carrying it into the bedroom and it didn’t come out in the wash so I had to replace it all. Thank goodness for HARRODS

THIS IS WHY one sticks with the John Lewis 100 thread count DARLING
PRECISELY for such ACCIDENTS

 

[Lucille]

Strictly RUBBER SHEETS for MOI, one never knows when WILLY could spurt in the night, and of course there’s always the abominable “OTHER”.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

BIT BROWN. Still, merges nicely with the skids. NO-ONE WILL NOTICE

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

THIS IS WHY one sticks with the John Lewis 100 thread count DARLING
PRECISELY for such ACCIDENTS

VERY WISE. Actually I did buy a £22 quilt cover from IKEA yesterday, mainly because the queue in the restaurant was ridiculous and inspired a temper tantrum and the need for some sort of compensation buying and also because I’ll find ANY excuse to buy new bedding. SURPRISINGLY SOFT!

 

[Alla]

What about a GLASS OF WATER at the bedside TABLE after a night out when I'm hungover???
Does that count?
OH!!

My father can't sleep without a glass of water at the bedside table. He never drinks it but he can't sleep if it isn't there. The amount of times I had to go to the kitchen because he forgot it and was already in bed, and then not even a sip in the morning

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

VERY WISE. Actually I did buy a £22 quilt cover from IKEA yesterday, mainly because the queue in the restaurant was ridiculous and inspired a temper tantrum and the need for some sort of compensation buying and also because I’ll find ANY excuse to buy new bedding. SURPRISINGLY SOFT!

Although it turns out to be a sort of OFF WHITE which never pleases

 

[Cerro de Casa]

VERY WISE. Actually I did buy a £22 quilt cover from IKEA yesterday, mainly because the queue in the restaurant was ridiculous and inspired a temper tantrum and the need for some sort of compensation buying and also because I’ll find ANY excuse to buy new bedding. SURPRISINGLY SOFT!

Oh DARLING not IKEA for BEDDING?!
Oh no NO NO
It might be soft now but once it's come out the washing machine it'll be SANDPAPER AHOY

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Oh DARLING not IKEA for BEDDING?!
Oh no NO NO
It might be soft now but once it's come out the washing machine it'll be SANDPAPER AHOY

Oh be quiet. There’s NOTHING WRONG WITH IT!

YET

Anyway I’ve got the freshly laundered M&S one in the drawer

 

[RJN]

I was having a lovely chat about high fructose corn syrup and hotdogs on a stick with my date last night (who hails from the US)

I love a corn dog Where is he from? I’m sure wherever it is has it’s own disgusting amazing food

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Oh be quiet. There’s NOTHING WRONG WITH IT!

YET

Anyway I’ve got the freshly laundered M&S one in the drawer

It's OK DARLING I might have some WILKO bedding in the HOT PRESS for emergencies

 

[RJN]

I drink coffee in bed every day. There’s no better way to start the day

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I drink coffee in bed every day. There’s no better way to start the day

Yes but what about CURRY SAUCE and PEA FRITTERS

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

It's OK DARLING I might have some WILKO bedding in the HOT PRESS for emergencies

But is it not SANDPAPER AHOY?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

But is it not SANDPAPER AHOY?

Yes but I like that sometimes

 

[RJN]

Yes but what about CURRY SAUCE and PEA FRITTERS

I’ve never had a pea fritter, in or out of bed. But it’s never too late to try something new

 

[Alla]

And nobody said anything about piss in bed yet, I had to double check I'm actually reading moopy.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Yes but I like that sometimes

It does at least help to scrape the filth off AND it saves on soap

 

[Lucille]

And nobody said anything about piss in bed yet, I had to double check I'm actually reading moopy.

The PISS PARADE starts at 2 I’M AFRAID!

 

[RJN]

And nobody said anything about piss in bed yet, I had to double check I'm actually reading moopy.

I thought we all agreed drinks in bed was allowed

 

[Cerro de Casa]

It does at least help to scrape the filth off AND it saves on soap

Lather me UP!

 

[Soldi]

Just got in from work

Cooking dinner at half one in the morning

 

[Alla]

The PISS PARADE starts at 2 I’M AFRAID!

Sorry I forgot I'm one hour ahead.

 

[RJN]

Just got in from work

Cooking dinner at half one in the morning

I see @Alla convinced you to switch to his food culture

 

[Alla]

Just got in from work

Cooking dinner at half one in the morning

Good god, just make anything simple. A crisps sandwich will do.

 

[Inner Smile]

Just got in from work

Cooking dinner at half one in the morning

FINALLY someone who speaks sense on here

Hopefully @COB will speak soon

 

[COB]

I love a corn dog Where is he from? I’m sure wherever it is has it’s own disgusting amazing food

He's from Idaho He was a big fan of a corn dog too, though apparently nowhere outside the US can do the batter probably (we concluded that it's probably made of some filth that's banned in most other countries )

 

[COB]

Just got in from work

Cooking dinner at half one in the morning

Super Noodles please!

 

[Alla]

I see @Alla convinced you to switch to his food culture

We don't have dinner after midnight! Unless you eat out during the weekend, but that's mainly in summer.