ASFXMAS 2022 - The Results - Thursday 22 December @ 7.30pm

[dmlaw]

What? This was always happening on Thursday. I didn't sneakily move it after badly underestimating how long it would take me to get everything ready when I haven't been doing it as I go along. Also, starting at 7.30pm in the hope of being finished in time for The Traitors, which I wouldn't be able to do on Wednesday. ANYWAY, be there. On Thursday. Always the plan.

 

[BoysForSeles]

Thursday works for me unless it’s one of those one by one reveals and I’ve come 31st equal and log off straight away. Just a wee joke, whatever works for you is priority. I predict a win for @santaphone or @HolleBerry🍇

 

[RS]

Thursday would be perfect for me.

 

[OutSynk]

Just admit you moved it cause I’m available on Thursday.

 

[dmlaw]

Just admit you moved it cause I’m available on Thursday.

Might have to move it back now.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

WHO WILL WIN?

 

[RS]

Yoko will win

 

[RJN]

Oh I can actually make it!

 

[straightorbroken]

Clubccentric Yoko was bat-shit-tastic. She spent the 90s on the wrong drugs, I feel we were denied many anthems.

 

[straightorbroken]

I'm very surprised Alison Krauss didn't go down (the chimney) better. It's very peak era Sophie B. Hawkins in my opinion.

 

[ButterTart]

WHO WILL WIN?

Sexy Krampus or Donna and Blitzen pls.

 

[octophone]

Thursday's good - I'm not in work on Friday so I can enjoy the results with a small libation.

 

[Kaleen]

I won't be around on Thursday, as it clashes with Albania choosing their Eurovision song (priorities, I know) but there's fuck all chance of me winning anyway, so I will catch up later.

 

[octophone]

I think Badly Drawn Boy/Kate will take it. I really enjoyed the reaction to Northern Boys and I genuinely think it is an absolute banger - a lot of people came for the meme and stayed for a real slice of Britain in 2022. In particular, Patrick's verses are really dark but he delivers them with bleak humour and real wit.

 

[Kate]

Nah I’m not winning. Don’t get my hopes up only for me to be beaten by one of the generic female party bops!

I won’t be here live anyway as I have an evening of shagging planned.

 

[octophone]

I won’t be here live anyway as I have an evening of shagging planned.

Have you given Norman and Patrick a call?

 

[AGinAg (38)]

The previous ASFXMAS winners

 

[dmlaw]

@Baby It's Ag Outside did you see my PM? I need a little more information which you should have for the results.

 

[Kate]

Have you given Norman and Patrick a call?

Spit roast here we go.

 

[Ill Advised]

I’m happy to be starting in the lead with my juicy 15 points

Expecting a mid table finish

Alas will miss this as going to a traitors finale party at a friends place

 

[jyxz]

I won’t be here live anyway as I have an evening of shagging planned.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

This is tonight!

Hoping Kate's pussy survives.

 

[Roe-st Potato 🥔 🌳]

I'm on a hot date unfortunately.

Watching cooking shows on BBC Ulster.

But good luck everyone.

Here's a little festive number to get you in the mood

 

[OutSynk]

My pussy is ready.

 

[ButterTart]

I'm on a hot date unfortunately.

Watching cooking shows on BBC Ulster.

But good luck everyone.

Here's a little festive number to get you in the mood

Is that former WWE icon Jillian Hall?

 

[octophone]

Ready to get into some Christmas spirit but not listening to 28 of the other 31 songs ever again.

 

[dmlaw]

My boss just invited everyone who was left in the office for Christmas drinks. I obviously couldn't admit to the real reason that I wasn't going to go, so I was forced to tell him that I'm pregnant.

 

[jyxz]

My boss just invited everyone who was left in the office for Christmas drinks. I obviously couldn't admit to the real reason that I wasn't going to go, so I was forced to tell him that I'm pregnant.

Double pregnant?

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Double pregnant?

Maybe with a WINNER

 

[jyxz]

Maybe with a WINNER

Or a WIENER

 

[AGinAg (38)]

40 minutes!

 

[Marina Salty]

 

[jyxz]

 

[AGinAg (38)]

 

[ButterTart]

omg I'm not ready

 

[octophone]

 

[dmlaw]

Five minutes

@Ill from Advent Calendar over indulgence
@Superstylin'
@Little Lord Jesus was Barn(acle) in a Manger 🌟
@CHEAP LUCY FAGGOT
@R Sleigh N
@The Angel Cobriel 👼
@Rhythmbandit? I know him!
@winter_game
@Good Kate Wenceslas 👸🏻
@Penelopezer Scrooge
@Christmas Music 🎶
@Raining On Mary
@...and a partridge Indie pear tree
@Queen of the Bethlehem 🌟
@We Tisch you a Merry Tischmas
@Suedey’s Boy Child
@santaphone
@dmlaubles
@Baby It's Ag Outside
@Scarlet Grinch
@HolleBerry🍇
@Berly The Elf
@Underneath the Reet🎄
@Little Baby Jyxzus 👶
@Alla
@BoysForSeles
@O Kala Ye Faithful
@Suomi
@HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
@All Iguana Christmas Is You
@Brandy Butters
@GALA

 

[RJN]

I'm here and ready for 11th place!

 

[dmlaw]

Do you feel the need? The need for results?

 

[RS]

I feel the need