ASFXMAS 2022 - The Results - Thursday 22 December @ 7.30pm

[RS]

Not really for the results though

 

[octophone]

So here it is, merry ASFXMAS Results 2022, everybody's having fun.

 

[dmlaw]

Ill Advised has the 15 point avatar prize, so is off to an early lead. Spoiler alert - This will be my highest position of the evening.

1 PAULINE FOWLER DEAD AT CHRISTMAS (Nova Miller - Onky When It Snows: Ill Advised) 15
2 A Childline Christmas (Gunther and The Sunshine Girls - Christmas Song (Ding Dong): jyxz) 0
3 A Loose Stool (The Northern Boys - Party Time: octophone) 0
4 Angela Lansbury living her best life as Mrs. Santa Claus (Kelli-Leigh - New Chic: Rhythmbandit) 0
5 Bill and Cathy (salem ilese - marry christmas: dmlaw) 0
6 Bonnie Holt's amazing Christmas adventure (Leticia Sabater - Trínchame el Pavo: Alla) 0
7 Christmas (Mr Motiv8 Vocal Slam) (Feuerschwanz - Krampus: ButterTart) 0
8 Christmas With The Murrays (The Raveonettes - The Christmas Song: BoysForSeles) 0
9 Don't Fuck With Me Xmas (Alison Krauss: Shimmy Down the Chimney (Fill Up My Stocking): Straightorbroken) 0
10 Emily "Tinsel Tits" Thornberry (Badly Drawn Boy - Donna & Blitzen: Kate) 0
11 HUNZ CHRISTMAS (Aronchup and Lil Sis Nora - Where Is Santa Klaoz: Rita) 0
12 It’s Christmas, stupid (Lyn Lapid - Candy Cane Kisses: Berly) 0
13 Jeremy Corbyn and his socialist pies (Reuben - Christmas is Awesome: Indie) 0
14 June Brown and Windsor Davies (Melanie Thornton - Wonderful Dream (Holidays are Coming: COB) 0
15 Lady Gaga gets into holiday spirit and dresses up as an elf for Haus of Gaga’s Christmas party (Maud Geffray - Polaar: OutSynk) 0
16 Lana Del Rey Delighted By Christmas Mirth (Barry Manilow - Christmas Is Just Around The Corner: Iguana) 0
17 Lauren Harries by Open Fire (Schak featurning Kim English - Moving All Around (Jumpin’): Music) 0
18 Lisa Scott-Lee's Perfect Gift Idea (Inga from Sweden: XXX-Mas Song: Kalabaliken) 0
19 Liz Truss smirks at Christmas tree (Sophie and the Giants - We Own The Night: RJN) 0
20 Margaret Atwood (Mary Chapin Carpenter - Hot Buttered Rum: Barnacle) 0
21 Melania Trump (Italove - Christmas Time (Italo Version: Ag) 0
22 Merry Christmas You Little Bitch (Crystal Waters: Merry Christmas All: Superstylin') 0
23 NATALIE CASSIDY CHRISTMAS HANGOVER (Natasha Korolyova - Yellow Tulips: Suomi) 0
24 NICOLAE CEAUSESCU (Yoko One - Open Your Box (Orange Factory Club Mix): Penelope) 0
25 No gift again, Colleen? (The Gods Of Love - I Love Christmas Time: HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid) 0
26 Patti La Belle's Glazed Ham (The Emotions - What Do The Lonely Do At Christmas?: Suedey) 0
27 Pauline Quirke takes a much-needed break from her academy (Kaleena Zanders - Thank You Maria: Tisch) 0
28 Sally Morgan Predicts Christmas (Francesca e Luigi - Christmas Love (And The Snow's So White): Raining On Me) 0
29 Schlager Queens enjoying the cold (Monica Törnell - Vintersaga: RaspberrySwirl) 0
30 Seasons Greetings from Volodymyr Zelenskyy (Kamaliya feat. Arabella & Mirabella - Новий рiк: Win_the_game) 0
31 SHARON WATTS (Hikaru Utada - Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence - FYI: Lucille) 0
32 Someone Shat Down My Chimney (Ifigenia - Xristougenna Gia Mena: Queen of the Bay) 0

 

[RJN]

Number 19? I could see myself staying there

 

[dmlaw]

In a less than hopeful start, I made two mistakes in the first leaderboard.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Well done @Ill from Advent Calendar over indulgence

Your song really deserved it.

 

[RS]

Great start

 

[Marina Salty]

Number 19? I could see myself staying there

me at 32 makes sense too

 

[RS]

Mostly because it took a while to find my name

 

[dmlaw]

First up

@Good Kate Wenceslas 👸🏻

20 Lady Gaga gets into holiday spirit and dresses up as an elf for Haus of Gaga’s Christmas party (Maud Geffray - Polaar: OutSynk)
15 No gift again, Colleen? (The Gods Of Love - I Love Christmas Time: HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid)
12 NATALIE CASSIDY CHRISTMAS HANGOVER (Natasha Korolyova - Yellow Tulips: Suomi)
11 Sally Morgan Predicts Christmas (Francesca e Luigi - Christmas Love (And The Snow's So White): Raining On Me)
10 Christmas (Mr Motiv8 Vocal Slam) (Feuerschwanz - Krampus: ButterTart)
9 Jeremy Corbyn and his socialist pies (Reuben - Christmas is Awesome: Indie)
8 Schlager Queens enjoying the cold (Monica Törnell - Vintersaga: RaspberrySwirl)
7 Melania Trump (Italove - Christmas Time (Italo Version: Ag)
6 Christmas With The Murrays (The Raveonettes - The Christmas Song: BoysForSeles)
5 A Childline Christmas (Gunther and The Sunshine Girls - Christmas Song (Ding Dong): jyxz)
4 A Loose Stool (The Northern Boys - Party Time: octophone)
3 Lauren Harries by Open Fire (Schak featurning Kim English - Moving All Around (Jumpin’): Music)
2 Pauline Quirke takes a much-needed break from her academy (Kaleena Zanders - Thank You Maria: Tisch)
1 NICOLAE CEAUSESCU (Yoko One - Open Your Box (Orange Factory Club Mix): Penelope)

1/32

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Oh maybe we should stop here if we're all happy with our placings.

 

[dmlaw]

Oh maybe we should stop here if we're all happy with our placings.

Yeah, I'd be up for that.

 

[RS]

Now that’s much better

 

[octophone]

Well, if I'm only getting 4 points from Kate, I'm buggered.

 

[RJN]

Oh maybe we should stop here if we're all happy with our placings.

Don't worry. I'm not happy with it.

 

[dmlaw]

@O Kala Ye Faithful

With lots of male vocals. Except, no.

20 PAULINE FOWLER DEAD AT CHRISTMAS (Nova Miller - Onky When It Snows: Ill Advised)
15 It’s Christmas, stupid (Lyn Lapid - Candy Cane Kisses: Berly)
12 June Brown and Windsor Davies (Melanie Thornton - Wonderful Dream (Holidays are Coming: COB)
11 Seasons Greetings from Volodymyr Zelenskyy (Kamaliya feat. Arabella & Mirabella - Новий рiк: Win_the_game)
10 NATALIE CASSIDY CHRISTMAS HANGOVER (Natasha Korolyova - Yellow Tulips: Suomi)
9 Patti La Belle's Glazed Ham (The Emotions - What Do The Lonely Do At Christmas?: Suedey)
8 Sally Morgan Predicts Christmas (Francesca e Luigi - Christmas Love (And The Snow's So White): Raining On Me)
7 Lady Gaga gets into holiday spirit and dresses up as an elf for Haus of Gaga’s Christmas party (Maud Geffray - Polaar: OutSynk)
6 Angela Lansbury living her best life as Mrs. Santa Claus (Kelli-Leigh - New Chic: Rhythmbandit)
5 Pauline Quirke takes a much-needed break from her academy (Kaleena Zanders - Thank You Maria: Tisch)
4 Schlager Queens enjoying the cold (Monica Törnell - Vintersaga: RaspberrySwirl)
3 A Childline Christmas (Gunther and The Sunshine Girls - Christmas Song (Ding Dong): jyxz)
2 SHARON WATTS (Hikaru Utada - Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence - FYI: Lucille)
1 Liz Truss smirks at Christmas tree (Sophie and the Giants - We Own The Night: RJN)

2/32

 

[RJN]

I would divide my entries into 3 categories

1. Songs that @Good Kate Wenceslas 👸🏻 liked
2. Songs that @Brandy Butters liked
3. Songs that nobody liked

 

[dmlaw]

@Little Lord Jesus was Barn(acle) in a Manger 🌟

20 Patti La Belle's Glazed Ham (The Emotions - What Do The Lonely Do At Christmas?: Suedey)
15 Don't Fuck With Me Xmas (Alison Krauss: Shimmy Down the Chimney (Fill Up My Stocking): Straightorbroken)
12 Christmas With The Murrays (The Raveonettes - The Christmas Song: BoysForSeles)
11 June Brown and Windsor Davies (Melanie Thornton - Wonderful Dream (Holidays are Coming: COB)
10 PAULINE FOWLER DEAD AT CHRISTMAS (Nova Miller - Onky When It Snows: Ill Advised)
9 Melania Trump (Italove - Christmas Time (Italo Version: Ag)
8 Liz Truss smirks at Christmas tree (Sophie and the Giants - We Own The Night: RJN)
7 Someone Shat Down My Chimney (Ifigenia - Xristougenna Gia Mena: Queen of the Bay)
6 Schlager Queens enjoying the cold (Monica Törnell - Vintersaga: RaspberrySwirl)
5 Emily "Tinsel Tits" Thornberry (Badly Drawn Boy - Donna & Blitzen: Kate)
4 A Childline Christmas (Gunther and The Sunshine Girls - Christmas Song (Ding Dong): jyxz)
3 Lana Del Rey Delighted By Christmas Mirth (Barry Manilow - Christmas Is Just Around The Corner: Iguana)
2 No gift again, Colleen? (The Gods Of Love - I Love Christmas Time: HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid)
1 Angela Lansbury living her best life as Mrs. Santa Claus (Kelli-Leigh - New Chic: Rhythmbandit)

3/32

 

[ButterTart]

First up

@Good Kate Wenceslas 👸🏻

20 Lady Gaga gets into holiday spirit and dresses up as an elf for Haus of Gaga’s Christmas party (Maud Geffray - Polaar: OutSynk)
15 No gift again, Colleen? (The Gods Of Love - I Love Christmas Time: HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid)
12 NATALIE CASSIDY CHRISTMAS HANGOVER (Natasha Korolyova - Yellow Tulips: Suomi)
11 Sally Morgan Predicts Christmas (Francesca e Luigi - Christmas Love (And The Snow's So White): Raining On Me)
10 Christmas (Mr Motiv8 Vocal Slam) (Feuerschwanz - Krampus: ButterTart)
9 Jeremy Corbyn and his socialist pies (Reuben - Christmas is Awesome: Indie)
8 Schlager Queens enjoying the cold (Monica Törnell - Vintersaga: RaspberrySwirl)
7 Melania Trump (Italove - Christmas Time (Italo Version: Ag)
6 Christmas With The Murrays (The Raveonettes - The Christmas Song: BoysForSeles)
5 A Childline Christmas (Gunther and The Sunshine Girls - Christmas Song (Ding Dong): jyxz)
4 A Loose Stool (The Northern Boys - Party Time: octophone)
3 Lauren Harries by Open Fire (Schak featurning Kim English - Moving All Around (Jumpin’): Music)
2 Pauline Quirke takes a much-needed break from her academy (Kaleena Zanders - Thank You Maria: Tisch)
1 NICOLAE CEAUSESCU (Yoko One - Open Your Box (Orange Factory Club Mix): Penelope)

1/32

In double digits already

Cheers our Kate, and happy shagging.

 

[RS]

Only 4 points to a Swedish song from Kala? True, it’s nothing like Melodifestivalen and thank fuck for that!

 

[dmlaw]

@R Sleigh N

20 SHARON WATTS (Hikaru Utada - Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence - FYI: Lucille)
15 Emily "Tinsel Tits" Thornberry (Badly Drawn Boy - Donna & Blitzen: Kate)
12 Lauren Harries by Open Fire (Schak featurning Kim English - Moving All Around (Jumpin’): Music)
11 A Childline Christmas (Gunther and The Sunshine Girls - Christmas Song (Ding Dong): jyxz)
10 Merry Christmas You Little Bitch (Crystal Waters: Merry Christmas All: Superstylin')
9 NATALIE CASSIDY CHRISTMAS HANGOVER (Natasha Korolyova - Yellow Tulips: Suomi)
8 Lisa Scott-Lee's Perfect Gift Idea (Inga from Sweden: XXX-Mas Song: Kalabaliken)
7 PAULINE FOWLER DEAD AT CHRISTMAS (Nova Miller - Onky When It Snows: Ill Advised)
6 Don't Fuck With Me Xmas (Alison Krauss: Shimmy Down the Chimney (Fill Up My Stocking): Straightorbroken)
5 Melania Trump (Italove - Christmas Time (Italo Version: Ag)
4 Angela Lansbury living her best life as Mrs. Santa Claus (Kelli-Leigh - New Chic: Rhythmbandit)
3 NICOLAE CEAUSESCU (Yoko One - Open Your Box (Orange Factory Club Mix): Penelope)
2 Seasons Greetings from Volodymyr Zelenskyy (Kamaliya feat. Arabella & Mirabella - Новий рiк: Win_the_game)
1 Pauline Quirke takes a much-needed break from her academy (Kaleena Zanders - Thank You Maria: Tisch)

4/32

 

[Raining on Me]

I did not expect that from Kate

 

[ButterTart]

Well, that was quite the false dawn for poor, embattled Butters.

 

[RJN]

Well, that was quite the false dawn for poor, embattled Butters.

poor baby

 

[RJN]

an ode to @Brandy Butters

 

[dmlaw]

@Superstylin'

20 Patti La Belle's Glazed Ham (The Emotions - What Do The Lonely Do At Christmas?: Suedey)
15 Seasons Greetings from Volodymyr Zelenskyy (Kamaliya feat. Arabella & Mirabella - Новий рiк: Win_the_game)
12 Lisa Scott-Lee's Perfect Gift Idea (Inga from Sweden: XXX-Mas Song: Kalabaliken)
11 Lady Gaga gets into holiday spirit and dresses up as an elf for Haus of Gaga’s Christmas party (Maud Geffray - Polaar: OutSynk)
10 Sally Morgan Predicts Christmas (Francesca e Luigi - Christmas Love (And The Snow's So White): Raining On Me)
9 Margaret Atwood (Mary Chapin Carpenter - Hot Buttered Rum: Barnacle)
8 Liz Truss smirks at Christmas tree (Sophie and the Giants - We Own The Night: RJN)
7 PAULINE FOWLER DEAD AT CHRISTMAS (Nova Miller - Onky When It Snows: Ill Advised)
6 Melania Trump (Italove - Christmas Time (Italo Version: Ag)
5 Christmas With The Murrays (The Raveonettes - The Christmas Song: BoysForSeles)
4 Angela Lansbury living her best life as Mrs. Santa Claus (Kelli-Leigh - New Chic: Rhythmbandit)
3 It’s Christmas, stupid (Lyn Lapid - Candy Cane Kisses: Berly)
2 A Childline Christmas (Gunther and The Sunshine Girls - Christmas Song (Ding Dong): jyxz)
1 Schlager Queens enjoying the cold (Monica Törnell - Vintersaga: RaspberrySwirl)

5/32

 

[BoysForSeles]

Well so far I’ve liked Kate and Barney’s votes. 50% approval.

 

[dmlaw]

Incidentally, yes, you have got your usual names in the vote reveals and leaderboards. Just because, that's why.

 

[ButterTart]

...

 

[octophone]

I'm UNIMPRESSED

 

[RS]

Looks like I’ve already peaked!


And where are the votes for Yoko?

 

[RS]

Incidentally, yes, you have got your usual names in the vote reveals and leaderboards. Just because, that's why.

Thank God for that!

 

[dmlaw]

Speaking of which, time for a leaderboard

1 PAULINE FOWLER DEAD AT CHRISTMAS (Nova Miller - Onky When It Snows: Ill Advised) 59
2 Patti La Belle's Glazed Ham (The Emotions - What Do The Lonely Do At Christmas?: Suedey) 49
3 Lady Gaga gets into holiday spirit and dresses up as an elf for Haus of Gaga’s Christmas party (Maud Geffray - Polaar: OutSynk) 38
4 NATALIE CASSIDY CHRISTMAS HANGOVER (Natasha Korolyova - Yellow Tulips: Suomi) 31
5 Sally Morgan Predicts Christmas (Francesca e Luigi - Christmas Love (And The Snow's So White): Raining On Me) 29
6 Seasons Greetings from Volodymyr Zelenskyy (Kamaliya feat. Arabella & Mirabella - Новий рiк: Win_the_game) 28
7 Melania Trump (Italove - Christmas Time (Italo Version: Ag) 27
8 A Childline Christmas (Gunther and The Sunshine Girls - Christmas Song (Ding Dong): jyxz) 25
9 Christmas With The Murrays (The Raveonettes - The Christmas Song: BoysForSeles) 23
10 June Brown and Windsor Davies (Melanie Thornton - Wonderful Dream (Holidays are Coming: COB) 23
11 SHARON WATTS (Hikaru Utada - Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence - FYI: Lucille) 22
12 Don't Fuck With Me Xmas (Alison Krauss: Shimmy Down the Chimney (Fill Up My Stocking): Straightorbroken) 21
13 Emily "Tinsel Tits" Thornberry (Badly Drawn Boy - Donna & Blitzen: Kate) 20
14 Lisa Scott-Lee's Perfect Gift Idea (Inga from Sweden: XXX-Mas Song: Kalabaliken) 20
15 Schlager Queens enjoying the cold (Monica Törnell - Vintersaga: RaspberrySwirl) 19
16 It’s Christmas, stupid (Lyn Lapid - Candy Cane Kisses: Berly) 18
17 Liz Truss smirks at Christmas tree (Sophie and the Giants - We Own The Night: RJN) 17
18 No gift again, Colleen? (The Gods Of Love - I Love Christmas Time: HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid) 17
19 Lauren Harries by Open Fire (Schak featurning Kim English - Moving All Around (Jumpin’): Music) 15
20 Angela Lansbury living her best life as Mrs. Santa Claus (Kelli-Leigh - New Chic: Rhythmbandit) 15
21 Christmas (Mr Motiv8 Vocal Slam) (Feuerschwanz - Krampus: ButterTart) 10
22 Merry Christmas You Little Bitch (Crystal Waters: Merry Christmas All: Superstylin') 10
23 Margaret Atwood (Mary Chapin Carpenter - Hot Buttered Rum: Barnacle) 9
24 Jeremy Corbyn and his socialist pies (Reuben - Christmas is Awesome: Indie) 9
25 Pauline Quirke takes a much-needed break from her academy (Kaleena Zanders - Thank You Maria: Tisch) 8
26 Someone Shat Down My Chimney (Ifigenia - Xristougenna Gia Mena: Queen of the Bay) 7
27 NICOLAE CEAUSESCU (Yoko One - Open Your Box (Orange Factory Club Mix): Penelope) 4
28 A Loose Stool (The Northern Boys - Party Time: octophone) 4
29 Lana Del Rey Delighted By Christmas Mirth (Barry Manilow - Christmas Is Just Around The Corner: Iguana) 3
30 Bill and Cathy (salem ilese - marry christmas: dmlaw) 0
31 HUNZ CHRISTMAS (Aronchup and Lil Sis Nora - Where Is Santa Klaoz: Rita) 0
32 Bonnie Holt's amazing Christmas adventure (Leticia Sabater - Trínchame el Pavo: Alla) 0

 

[ButterTart]

21 Christmas (Mr Motiv8 Vocal Slam) (Feuerschwanz - Krampus: ButterTart) 10

You people need help.

 

[Marina Salty]

These loves deserved better
30 Bill and Cathy (salem ilese - marry christmas: dmlaw) 0
31 HUNZ CHRISTMAS (Aronchup and Lil Sis Nora - Where Is Santa Klaoz: Rita) 0

And this doesn't
32 Bonnie Holt's amazing Christmas adventure (Leticia Sabater - Trínchame el Pavo: Alla) 0

 

[Raining on Me]

Every vote for me is GRANDIOSE like an OVERDOSE

Every non-vote is, well...just an overdose in a piss-soaked stairwell

 

[dmlaw]

@Penelopezer Scrooge

20 Liz Truss smirks at Christmas tree (Sophie and the Giants - We Own The Night: RJN)
15 Lady Gaga gets into holiday spirit and dresses up as an elf for Haus of Gaga’s Christmas party (Maud Geffray - Polaar: OutSynk)
12 Christmas (Mr Motiv8 Vocal Slam) (Feuerschwanz - Krampus: ButterTart)
11 Melania Trump (Italove - Christmas Time (Italo Version: Ag)
10 Sally Morgan Predicts Christmas (Francesca e Luigi - Christmas Love (And The Snow's So White): Raining On Me)
9 Schlager Queens enjoying the cold (Monica Törnell - Vintersaga: RaspberrySwirl)
8 NATALIE CASSIDY CHRISTMAS HANGOVER (Natasha Korolyova - Yellow Tulips: Suomi)
7 Angela Lansbury living her best life as Mrs. Santa Claus (Kelli-Leigh - New Chic: Rhythmbandit)
6 Christmas With The Murrays (The Raveonettes - The Christmas Song: BoysForSeles)
5 Seasons Greetings from Volodymyr Zelenskyy (Kamaliya feat. Arabella & Mirabella - Новий рiк: Win_the_game)
4 Bonnie Holt's amazing Christmas adventure (Leticia Sabater - Trínchame el Pavo: Alla)
3 Lisa Scott-Lee's Perfect Gift Idea (Inga from Sweden: XXX-Mas Song: Kalabaliken)
2 No gift again, Colleen? (The Gods Of Love - I Love Christmas Time: HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid)
1 Pauline Quirke takes a much-needed break from her academy (Kaleena Zanders - Thank You Maria: Tisch)

6/32

 

[RS]

@dmlaubles if it’s not too difficult, could you please put our names in bold?

 

[RJN]

@Penelopezer Scrooge and I will be OWNING THE NIGHT together

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I didn't arrange the order of votes, so I'm excited to see what @dmlaubles in holding back.