ASFXMAS 2022 - The Results - Thursday 22 December @ 7.30pm

[dmlaw]

@Berly The Elf

20 A Childline Christmas (Gunther and The Sunshine Girls - Christmas Song (Ding Dong): jyxz)
15 Don't Fuck With Me Xmas (Alison Krauss: Shimmy Down the Chimney (Fill Up My Stocking): Straightorbroken)
12 Emily "Tinsel Tits" Thornberry (Badly Drawn Boy - Donna & Blitzen: Kate)
11 Angela Lansbury living her best life as Mrs. Santa Claus (Kelli-Leigh - New Chic: Rhythmbandit)
10 Liz Truss smirks at Christmas tree (Sophie and the Giants - We Own The Night: RJN)
9 June Brown and Windsor Davies (Melanie Thornton - Wonderful Dream (Holidays are Coming: COB)
8 PAULINE FOWLER DEAD AT CHRISTMAS (Nova Miller - Onky When It Snows: Ill Advised)
7 Bill and Cathy (salem ilese - marry christmas: dmlaw)
6 Lauren Harries by Open Fire (Schak featurning Kim English - Moving All Around (Jumpin’): Music)
5 Merry Christmas You Little Bitch (Crystal Waters: Merry Christmas All: Superstylin')
4 Lana Del Rey Delighted By Christmas Mirth (Barry Manilow - Christmas Is Just Around The Corner: Iguana)
3 Lisa Scott-Lee's Perfect Gift Idea (Inga from Sweden: XXX-Mas Song: Kalabaliken)
2 Melania Trump (Italove - Christmas Time (Italo Version: Ag)
1 Lady Gaga gets into holiday spirit and dresses up as an elf for Haus of Gaga’s Christmas party (Maud Geffray - Polaar: OutSynk)

20/32

 

[dmlaw]

Two successive top scores for Gunther, and look what has happened.

1 A Childline Christmas (Gunther and The Sunshine Girls - Christmas Song (Ding Dong): jyxz) 148
2 Lady Gaga gets into holiday spirit and dresses up as an elf for Haus of Gaga’s Christmas party (Maud Geffray - Polaar: OutSynk) 142
3 Schlager Queens enjoying the cold (Monica Törnell - Vintersaga: RaspberrySwirl) 132
4 PAULINE FOWLER DEAD AT CHRISTMAS (Nova Miller - Onky When It Snows: Ill Advised) 110
5 Sally Morgan Predicts Christmas (Francesca e Luigi - Christmas Love (And The Snow's So White): Raining On Me) 106
6 Liz Truss smirks at Christmas tree (Sophie and the Giants - We Own The Night: RJN) 103
7 Emily "Tinsel Tits" Thornberry (Badly Drawn Boy - Donna & Blitzen: Kate) 102
8 Christmas (Mr Motiv8 Vocal Slam) (Feuerschwanz - Krampus: ButterTart) 99
9 Seasons Greetings from Volodymyr Zelenskyy (Kamaliya feat. Arabella & Mirabella - Новий рiк: Win_the_game) 97
10 Patti La Belle's Glazed Ham (The Emotions - What Do The Lonely Do At Christmas?: Suedey) 95
11 Christmas With The Murrays (The Raveonettes - The Christmas Song: BoysForSeles) 92
12 Merry Christmas You Little Bitch (Crystal Waters: Merry Christmas All: Superstylin') 88
13 No gift again, Colleen? (The Gods Of Love - I Love Christmas Time: HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid) 78
14 SHARON WATTS (Hikaru Utada - Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence - FYI: Lucille) 77
15 Lisa Scott-Lee's Perfect Gift Idea (Inga from Sweden: XXX-Mas Song: Kalabaliken) 75
16 NICOLAE CEAUSESCU (Yoko One - Open Your Box (Orange Factory Club Mix): Penelope) 74
17 Don't Fuck With Me Xmas (Alison Krauss: Shimmy Down the Chimney (Fill Up My Stocking): Straightorbroken) 70
18 Melania Trump (Italove - Christmas Time (Italo Version: Ag) 68
19 NATALIE CASSIDY CHRISTMAS HANGOVER (Natasha Korolyova - Yellow Tulips: Suomi) 61
20 A Loose Stool (The Northern Boys - Party Time: octophone) 53
21 Lauren Harries by Open Fire (Schak featurning Kim English - Moving All Around (Jumpin’): Music) 49
22 Someone Shat Down My Chimney (Ifigenia - Xristougenna Gia Mena: Queen of the Bay) 48
23 June Brown and Windsor Davies (Melanie Thornton - Wonderful Dream (Holidays are Coming: COB) 43
24 Margaret Atwood (Mary Chapin Carpenter - Hot Buttered Rum: Barnacle) 40
25 Angela Lansbury living her best life as Mrs. Santa Claus (Kelli-Leigh - New Chic: Rhythmbandit) 40
26 Jeremy Corbyn and his socialist pies (Reuben - Christmas is Awesome: Indie) 36
27 Pauline Quirke takes a much-needed break from her academy (Kaleena Zanders - Thank You Maria: Tisch) 35
28 Bonnie Holt's amazing Christmas adventure (Leticia Sabater - Trínchame el Pavo: Alla) 30
29 It’s Christmas, stupid (Lyn Lapid - Candy Cane Kisses: Berly) 28
30 Bill and Cathy (salem ilese - marry christmas: dmlaw) 28
31 Lana Del Rey Delighted By Christmas Mirth (Barry Manilow - Christmas Is Just Around The Corner: Iguana) 16
32 HUNZ CHRISTMAS (Aronchup and Lil Sis Nora - Where Is Santa Klaoz: Rita) 12

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I disagree - consider me the innkeeper and you Joseph with a pregnant missus on a donkey. I'm a key part of the story.

The Innkeeper, easily the biggest cunt in the Christmas story. And that includes baby killer Herod and the Kings and their shitty gifts.

 

[OutSynk]

Two successive top scores for Gunther, and look what has happened.

1 A Childline Christmas (Gunther and The Sunshine Girls - Christmas Song (Ding Dong): jyxz) 148
2 Lady Gaga gets into holiday spirit and dresses up as an elf for Haus of Gaga’s Christmas party (Maud Geffray - Polaar: OutSynk) 142
3 Schlager Queens enjoying the cold (Monica Törnell - Vintersaga: RaspberrySwirl) 132
4 PAULINE FOWLER DEAD AT CHRISTMAS (Nova Miller - Onky When It Snows: Ill Advised) 110
5 Sally Morgan Predicts Christmas (Francesca e Luigi - Christmas Love (And The Snow's So White): Raining On Me) 106
6 Liz Truss smirks at Christmas tree (Sophie and the Giants - We Own The Night: RJN) 103
7 Emily "Tinsel Tits" Thornberry (Badly Drawn Boy - Donna & Blitzen: Kate) 102
8 Christmas (Mr Motiv8 Vocal Slam) (Feuerschwanz - Krampus: ButterTart) 99
9 Seasons Greetings from Volodymyr Zelenskyy (Kamaliya feat. Arabella & Mirabella - Новий рiк: Win_the_game) 97
10 Patti La Belle's Glazed Ham (The Emotions - What Do The Lonely Do At Christmas?: Suedey) 95
11 Christmas With The Murrays (The Raveonettes - The Christmas Song: BoysForSeles) 92
12 Merry Christmas You Little Bitch (Crystal Waters: Merry Christmas All: Superstylin') 88
13 No gift again, Colleen? (The Gods Of Love - I Love Christmas Time: HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid) 78
14 SHARON WATTS (Hikaru Utada - Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence - FYI: Lucille) 77
15 Lisa Scott-Lee's Perfect Gift Idea (Inga from Sweden: XXX-Mas Song: Kalabaliken) 75
16 NICOLAE CEAUSESCU (Yoko One - Open Your Box (Orange Factory Club Mix): Penelope) 74
17 Don't Fuck With Me Xmas (Alison Krauss: Shimmy Down the Chimney (Fill Up My Stocking): Straightorbroken) 70
18 Melania Trump (Italove - Christmas Time (Italo Version: Ag) 68
19 NATALIE CASSIDY CHRISTMAS HANGOVER (Natasha Korolyova - Yellow Tulips: Suomi) 61
20 A Loose Stool (The Northern Boys - Party Time: octophone) 53
21 Lauren Harries by Open Fire (Schak featurning Kim English - Moving All Around (Jumpin’): Music) 49
22 Someone Shat Down My Chimney (Ifigenia - Xristougenna Gia Mena: Queen of the Bay) 48
23 June Brown and Windsor Davies (Melanie Thornton - Wonderful Dream (Holidays are Coming: COB) 43
24 Margaret Atwood (Mary Chapin Carpenter - Hot Buttered Rum: Barnacle) 40
25 Angela Lansbury living her best life as Mrs. Santa Claus (Kelli-Leigh - New Chic: Rhythmbandit) 40
26 Jeremy Corbyn and his socialist pies (Reuben - Christmas is Awesome: Indie) 36
27 Pauline Quirke takes a much-needed break from her academy (Kaleena Zanders - Thank You Maria: Tisch) 35
28 Bonnie Holt's amazing Christmas adventure (Leticia Sabater - Trínchame el Pavo: Alla) 30
29 It’s Christmas, stupid (Lyn Lapid - Candy Cane Kisses: Berly) 28
30 Bill and Cathy (salem ilese - marry christmas: dmlaw) 28
31 Lana Del Rey Delighted By Christmas Mirth (Barry Manilow - Christmas Is Just Around The Corner: Iguana) 16
32 HUNZ CHRISTMAS (Aronchup and Lil Sis Nora - Where Is Santa Klaoz: Rita) 12

This looks like a realistic final result.

 

[RJN]

number 6

 

[RS]

Not Jizz and Outsync winning again!

 

[dmlaw]

@Brandy Butters

20 Emily "Tinsel Tits" Thornberry (Badly Drawn Boy - Donna & Blitzen: Kate)
15 A Childline Christmas (Gunther and The Sunshine Girls - Christmas Song (Ding Dong): jyxz)
12 Liz Truss smirks at Christmas tree (Sophie and the Giants - We Own The Night: RJN)
11 Jeremy Corbyn and his socialist pies (Reuben - Christmas is Awesome: Indie)
10 Lauren Harries by Open Fire (Schak featurning Kim English - Moving All Around (Jumpin’): Music)
9 Seasons Greetings from Volodymyr Zelenskyy (Kamaliya feat. Arabella & Mirabella - Новий рiк: Win_the_game)
8 Melania Trump (Italove - Christmas Time (Italo Version: Ag)
7 June Brown and Windsor Davies (Melanie Thornton - Wonderful Dream (Holidays are Coming: COB)
6 Christmas With The Murrays (The Raveonettes - The Christmas Song: BoysForSeles)
5 A Loose Stool (The Northern Boys - Party Time: octophone)
4 Angela Lansbury living her best life as Mrs. Santa Claus (Kelli-Leigh - New Chic: Rhythmbandit)
3 Sally Morgan Predicts Christmas (Francesca e Luigi - Christmas Love (And The Snow's So White): Raining On Me)
2 Schlager Queens enjoying the cold (Monica Törnell - Vintersaga: RaspberrySwirl)
1 NICOLAE CEAUSESCU (Yoko One - Open Your Box (Orange Factory Club Mix): Penelope)

21/32

 

[dmlaw]

Str8 voting bloc

@...and a partridge Indie pear tree

20 Christmas (Mr Motiv8 Vocal Slam) (Feuerschwanz - Krampus: ButterTart)
15 Christmas With The Murrays (The Raveonettes - The Christmas Song: BoysForSeles)
12 Emily "Tinsel Tits" Thornberry (Badly Drawn Boy - Donna & Blitzen: Kate)
11 A Loose Stool (The Northern Boys - Party Time: octophone)
10 No gift again, Colleen? (The Gods Of Love - I Love Christmas Time: HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid)
9 Pauline Quirke takes a much-needed break from her academy (Kaleena Zanders - Thank You Maria: Tisch)
8 Lady Gaga gets into holiday spirit and dresses up as an elf for Haus of Gaga’s Christmas party (Maud Geffray - Polaar: OutSynk)
7 HUNZ CHRISTMAS (Aronchup and Lil Sis Nora - Where Is Santa Klaoz: Rita)
6 Melania Trump (Italove - Christmas Time (Italo Version: Ag)
5 NICOLAE CEAUSESCU (Yoko One - Open Your Box (Orange Factory Club Mix): Penelope)
4 Merry Christmas You Little Bitch (Crystal Waters: Merry Christmas All: Superstylin')
3 NATALIE CASSIDY CHRISTMAS HANGOVER (Natasha Korolyova - Yellow Tulips: Suomi)
2 Liz Truss smirks at Christmas tree (Sophie and the Giants - We Own The Night: RJN)
1 Bonnie Holt's amazing Christmas adventure (Leticia Sabater - Trínchame el Pavo: Alla)

22/32

 

[RJN]

Str8 voting bloc

2 Liz Truss smirks at Christmas tree (Sophie and the Giants - We Own The Night: RJN)

it can only be one of these things

 

[RS]

OMG I think this is the first time I get nothing from Indie!

 

[BoysForSeles]

At a complete tangent I just realised that my phone doesn’t allow me to use the laugh reaction on this site.

 

[Marina Salty]

OMG I think this is the first time I get nothing from Indie!

adding to snek list

 

[RS]

adding to snek list

It might be a good sign

 

[dmlaw]

it can only be one of these things

Neither of them voted for my song either. There are going to be cross words at the next club meeting.

 

[Lucille]

Well it’s over.

 

[RJN]

At a complete tangent I just realised that my phone doesn’t allow me to use the laugh reaction on this site.

it must be hard to read my posts then

 

[octophone]

Well it’s over.

It was over for some of us about 20 sets of votes ago.

 

[ButterTart]

Neither of them voted for my song either. There are going to be cross words at the next club meeting.

We told you to send LadBaby. We told you.

 

[dmlaw]

@Christmas Music 🎶

20 Merry Christmas You Little Bitch (Crystal Waters: Merry Christmas All: Superstylin')
15 Liz Truss smirks at Christmas tree (Sophie and the Giants - We Own The Night: RJN)
12 Angela Lansbury living her best life as Mrs. Santa Claus (Kelli-Leigh - New Chic: Rhythmbandit)
11 SHARON WATTS (Hikaru Utada - Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence - FYI: Lucille)
10 Melania Trump (Italove - Christmas Time (Italo Version: Ag)
9 Pauline Quirke takes a much-needed break from her academy (Kaleena Zanders - Thank You Maria: Tisch)
8 Sally Morgan Predicts Christmas (Francesca e Luigi - Christmas Love (And The Snow's So White): Raining On Me)
7 PAULINE FOWLER DEAD AT CHRISTMAS (Nova Miller - Onky When It Snows: Ill Advised)
6 Seasons Greetings from Volodymyr Zelenskyy (Kamaliya feat. Arabella & Mirabella - Новий рiк: Win_the_game)
5 NICOLAE CEAUSESCU (Yoko One - Open Your Box (Orange Factory Club Mix): Penelope)
4 HUNZ CHRISTMAS (Aronchup and Lil Sis Nora - Where Is Santa Klaoz: Rita)
3 No gift again, Colleen? (The Gods Of Love - I Love Christmas Time: HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid)
2 A Childline Christmas (Gunther and The Sunshine Girls - Christmas Song (Ding Dong): jyxz)
1 Lisa Scott-Lee's Perfect Gift Idea (Inga from Sweden: XXX-Mas Song: Kalabaliken)

23/32

 

[Alla]

Leticia thanks @CHEAP LUCY FAGGOT , @Raining On Mary and any other pervert voting for her

 

[RS]

Well it’s over.

A true Starlet exits early

 

[ButterTart]

it must be hard to read my posts then

I only find your posts hard to read when you tell that story about Creg and Gram washing urbs for their fillay steaks under the faucet.

 

[dmlaw]

We told you to send LadBaby. We told you.

I did send him. But Evri accidentally dropped him on his head before delivering him to Jupiter and there was much rejoicing.

 

[ButterTart]

@Christmas Music 🎶

20 Merry Christmas You Little Bitch (Crystal Waters: Merry Christmas All: Superstylin')
15 Liz Truss smirks at Christmas tree (Sophie and the Giants - We Own The Night: RJN)
12 Angela Lansbury living her best life as Mrs. Santa Claus (Kelli-Leigh - New Chic: Rhythmbandit)
11 SHARON WATTS (Hikaru Utada - Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence - FYI: Lucille)
10 Melania Trump (Italove - Christmas Time (Italo Version: Ag)
9 Pauline Quirke takes a much-needed break from her academy (Kaleena Zanders - Thank You Maria: Tisch)
8 Sally Morgan Predicts Christmas (Francesca e Luigi - Christmas Love (And The Snow's So White): Raining On Me)
7 PAULINE FOWLER DEAD AT CHRISTMAS (Nova Miller - Onky When It Snows: Ill Advised)
6 Seasons Greetings from Volodymyr Zelenskyy (Kamaliya feat. Arabella & Mirabella - Новий рiк: Win_the_game)
5 NICOLAE CEAUSESCU (Yoko One - Open Your Box (Orange Factory Club Mix): Penelope)
4 HUNZ CHRISTMAS (Aronchup and Lil Sis Nora - Where Is Santa Klaoz: Rita)
3 No gift again, Colleen? (The Gods Of Love - I Love Christmas Time: HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid)
2 A Childline Christmas (Gunther and The Sunshine Girls - Christmas Song (Ding Dong): jyxz)
1 Lisa Scott-Lee's Perfect Gift Idea (Inga from Sweden: XXX-Mas Song: Kalabaliken)

23/32

I gave Music really good points though. I feel used.

 

[RS]

That’s two 0s in a row. Melancholy rolling in indeed.

 

[RJN]

I only find your posts hard to read when you tell that story about Creg and Gram washing urbs for their fillay steaks under the faucet.

well if this isn't the most nonsensical thing I've ever read

 

[ButterTart]

That’s two 0s in a row. Melancholy rolling in indeed.

We've achieved the impossible; we made @HolleBerry🍇 grumpy.

 

[dmlaw]

@Rhythmbandit? I know him!

20 Emily "Tinsel Tits" Thornberry (Badly Drawn Boy - Donna & Blitzen: Kate)
15 June Brown and Windsor Davies (Melanie Thornton - Wonderful Dream (Holidays are Coming: COB)
12 Christmas (Mr Motiv8 Vocal Slam) (Feuerschwanz - Krampus: ButterTart)
11 Lauren Harries by Open Fire (Schak featurning Kim English - Moving All Around (Jumpin’): Music)
10 Jeremy Corbyn and his socialist pies (Reuben - Christmas is Awesome: Indie)
9 Bill and Cathy (salem ilese - marry christmas: dmlaw)
8 Don't Fuck With Me Xmas (Alison Krauss: Shimmy Down the Chimney (Fill Up My Stocking): Straightorbroken)
7 No gift again, Colleen? (The Gods Of Love - I Love Christmas Time: HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid)
6 A Loose Stool (The Northern Boys - Party Time: octophone)
5 Christmas With The Murrays (The Raveonettes - The Christmas Song: BoysForSeles)
4 Lisa Scott-Lee's Perfect Gift Idea (Inga from Sweden: XXX-Mas Song: Kalabaliken)
3 Melania Trump (Italove - Christmas Time (Italo Version: Ag)
2 A Childline Christmas (Gunther and The Sunshine Girls - Christmas Song (Ding Dong): jyxz)
1 NICOLAE CEAUSESCU (Yoko One - Open Your Box (Orange Factory Club Mix): Penelope)

24/32

 

[ButterTart]

@Rhythmbandit? I know him!

20 Emily "Tinsel Tits" Thornberry (Badly Drawn Boy - Donna & Blitzen: Kate)
15 June Brown and Windsor Davies (Melanie Thornton - Wonderful Dream (Holidays are Coming: COB)
12 Christmas (Mr Motiv8 Vocal Slam) (Feuerschwanz - Krampus: ButterTart)
11 Lauren Harries by Open Fire (Schak featurning Kim English - Moving All Around (Jumpin’): Music)
10 Jeremy Corbyn and his socialist pies (Reuben - Christmas is Awesome: Indie)
9 Bill and Cathy (salem ilese - marry christmas: dmlaw)
8 Don't Fuck With Me Xmas (Alison Krauss: Shimmy Down the Chimney (Fill Up My Stocking): Straightorbroken)
7 No gift again, Colleen? (The Gods Of Love - I Love Christmas Time: HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid)
6 A Loose Stool (The Northern Boys - Party Time: octophone)
5 Christmas With The Murrays (The Raveonettes - The Christmas Song: BoysForSeles)
4 Lisa Scott-Lee's Perfect Gift Idea (Inga from Sweden: XXX-Mas Song: Kalabaliken)
3 Melania Trump (Italove - Christmas Time (Italo Version: Ag)
2 A Childline Christmas (Gunther and The Sunshine Girls - Christmas Song (Ding Dong): jyxz)
1 NICOLAE CEAUSESCU (Yoko One - Open Your Box (Orange Factory Club Mix): Penelope)

24/32

Rhythmbandit? I like him!

 

[RS]

That’s two 0s in a row. Melancholy rolling in indeed.

Well, make that 3!

 

[RS]

Rhythmbandit? I like him!

Dead to me!

 

[ButterTart]

well if this isn't the most nonsensical thing I've ever read

I don't know why but this response really tickled me.

 

[dmlaw]

@The Angel Cobriel 👼

20 NICOLAE CEAUSESCU (Yoko One - Open Your Box (Orange Factory Club Mix): Penelope)
15 Christmas (Mr Motiv8 Vocal Slam) (Feuerschwanz - Krampus: ButterTart)
12 Lady Gaga gets into holiday spirit and dresses up as an elf for Haus of Gaga’s Christmas party (Maud Geffray - Polaar: OutSynk)
11 Emily "Tinsel Tits" Thornberry (Badly Drawn Boy - Donna & Blitzen: Kate)
10 Patti La Belle's Glazed Ham (The Emotions - What Do The Lonely Do At Christmas?: Suedey)
9 SHARON WATTS (Hikaru Utada - Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence - FYI: Lucille)
8 Someone Shat Down My Chimney (Ifigenia - Xristougenna Gia Mena: Queen of the Bay)
7 Margaret Atwood (Mary Chapin Carpenter - Hot Buttered Rum: Barnacle)
6 Angela Lansbury living her best life as Mrs. Santa Claus (Kelli-Leigh - New Chic: Rhythmbandit)
5 A Loose Stool (The Northern Boys - Party Time: octophone)
4 Jeremy Corbyn and his socialist pies (Reuben - Christmas is Awesome: Indie)
3 Liz Truss smirks at Christmas tree (Sophie and the Giants - We Own The Night: RJN)
2 No gift again, Colleen? (The Gods Of Love - I Love Christmas Time: HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid)
1 Bonnie Holt's amazing Christmas adventure (Leticia Sabater - Trínchame el Pavo: Alla)

25/32

 

[ButterTart]

HOLY SHIT! Thanks @The Angel Cobriel 👼

 

[dmlaw]

Well, make that 3!

Do you remember that time I hosted before, when I accidentally put all of your points in the first half of the results show?

 

[dmlaw]

Look who's suddenly appeared at second place in the leaderboard. Although don't look right now, because she's busy getting filled.

1 A Childline Christmas (Gunther and The Sunshine Girls - Christmas Song (Ding Dong): jyxz) 167
2 Emily "Tinsel Tits" Thornberry (Badly Drawn Boy - Donna & Blitzen: Kate) 165
3 Lady Gaga gets into holiday spirit and dresses up as an elf for Haus of Gaga’s Christmas party (Maud Geffray - Polaar: OutSynk) 162
4 Christmas (Mr Motiv8 Vocal Slam) (Feuerschwanz - Krampus: ButterTart) 146
5 Liz Truss smirks at Christmas tree (Sophie and the Giants - We Own The Night: RJN) 135
6 Schlager Queens enjoying the cold (Monica Törnell - Vintersaga: RaspberrySwirl) 134
7 Christmas With The Murrays (The Raveonettes - The Christmas Song: BoysForSeles) 118
8 Sally Morgan Predicts Christmas (Francesca e Luigi - Christmas Love (And The Snow's So White): Raining On Me) 117
9 PAULINE FOWLER DEAD AT CHRISTMAS (Nova Miller - Onky When It Snows: Ill Advised) 117
10 Merry Christmas You Little Bitch (Crystal Waters: Merry Christmas All: Superstylin') 112
11 Seasons Greetings from Volodymyr Zelenskyy (Kamaliya feat. Arabella & Mirabella - Новий рiк: Win_the_game) 112
12 No gift again, Colleen? (The Gods Of Love - I Love Christmas Time: HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid) 100
13 Patti La Belle's Glazed Ham (The Emotions - What Do The Lonely Do At Christmas?: Suedey) 105
14 NICOLAE CEAUSESCU (Yoko One - Open Your Box (Orange Factory Club Mix): Penelope) 104
15 SHARON WATTS (Hikaru Utada - Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence - FYI: Lucille) 97
16 Melania Trump (Italove - Christmas Time (Italo Version: Ag) 95
17 A Loose Stool (The Northern Boys - Party Time: octophone) 80
18 Lisa Scott-Lee's Perfect Gift Idea (Inga from Sweden: XXX-Mas Song: Kalabaliken) 80
19 Don't Fuck With Me Xmas (Alison Krauss: Shimmy Down the Chimney (Fill Up My Stocking): Straightorbroken) 78
20 Lauren Harries by Open Fire (Schak featurning Kim English - Moving All Around (Jumpin’): Music) 70
21 June Brown and Windsor Davies (Melanie Thornton - Wonderful Dream (Holidays are Coming: COB) 65
22 NATALIE CASSIDY CHRISTMAS HANGOVER (Natasha Korolyova - Yellow Tulips: Suomi) 64
23 Angela Lansbury living her best life as Mrs. Santa Claus (Kelli-Leigh - New Chic: Rhythmbandit) 62
24 Jeremy Corbyn and his socialist pies (Reuben - Christmas is Awesome: Indie) 61
25 Someone Shat Down My Chimney (Ifigenia - Xristougenna Gia Mena: Queen of the Bay) 56
26 Pauline Quirke takes a much-needed break from her academy (Kaleena Zanders - Thank You Maria: Tisch) 53
27 Margaret Atwood (Mary Chapin Carpenter - Hot Buttered Rum: Barnacle) 47
28 Bill and Cathy (salem ilese - marry christmas: dmlaw) 37
29 Bonnie Holt's amazing Christmas adventure (Leticia Sabater - Trínchame el Pavo: Alla) 32
30 It’s Christmas, stupid (Lyn Lapid - Candy Cane Kisses: Berly) 28
31 HUNZ CHRISTMAS (Aronchup and Lil Sis Nora - Where Is Santa Klaoz: Rita) 23
32 Lana Del Rey Delighted By Christmas Mirth (Barry Manilow - Christmas Is Just Around The Corner: Iguana) 16

 

[RS]

Do you remember that time I hosted before, when I accidentally put all of your points in the first half of the results show?

How do you sleep at night?

 

[ButterTart]

Look who's suddenly appeared at second place in the leaderboard. Although don't look right now, because she's busy getting filled.

1 A Childline Christmas (Gunther and The Sunshine Girls - Christmas Song (Ding Dong): jyxz) 167
2 Emily "Tinsel Tits" Thornberry (Badly Drawn Boy - Donna & Blitzen: Kate) 165
3 Lady Gaga gets into holiday spirit and dresses up as an elf for Haus of Gaga’s Christmas party (Maud Geffray - Polaar: OutSynk) 162
4 Christmas (Mr Motiv8 Vocal Slam) (Feuerschwanz - Krampus: ButterTart) 146
5 Liz Truss smirks at Christmas tree (Sophie and the Giants - We Own The Night: RJN) 135
6 Schlager Queens enjoying the cold (Monica Törnell - Vintersaga: RaspberrySwirl) 134
7 Christmas With The Murrays (The Raveonettes - The Christmas Song: BoysForSeles) 118
8 Sally Morgan Predicts Christmas (Francesca e Luigi - Christmas Love (And The Snow's So White): Raining On Me) 117
9 PAULINE FOWLER DEAD AT CHRISTMAS (Nova Miller - Onky When It Snows: Ill Advised) 117
10 Merry Christmas You Little Bitch (Crystal Waters: Merry Christmas All: Superstylin') 112
11 Seasons Greetings from Volodymyr Zelenskyy (Kamaliya feat. Arabella & Mirabella - Новий рiк: Win_the_game) 112
12 No gift again, Colleen? (The Gods Of Love - I Love Christmas Time: HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid) 100
13 Patti La Belle's Glazed Ham (The Emotions - What Do The Lonely Do At Christmas?: Suedey) 105
14 NICOLAE CEAUSESCU (Yoko One - Open Your Box (Orange Factory Club Mix): Penelope) 104
15 SHARON WATTS (Hikaru Utada - Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence - FYI: Lucille) 97
16 Melania Trump (Italove - Christmas Time (Italo Version: Ag) 95
17 A Loose Stool (The Northern Boys - Party Time: octophone) 80
18 Lisa Scott-Lee's Perfect Gift Idea (Inga from Sweden: XXX-Mas Song: Kalabaliken) 80
19 Don't Fuck With Me Xmas (Alison Krauss: Shimmy Down the Chimney (Fill Up My Stocking): Straightorbroken) 78
20 Lauren Harries by Open Fire (Schak featurning Kim English - Moving All Around (Jumpin’): Music) 70
21 June Brown and Windsor Davies (Melanie Thornton - Wonderful Dream (Holidays are Coming: COB) 65
22 NATALIE CASSIDY CHRISTMAS HANGOVER (Natasha Korolyova - Yellow Tulips: Suomi) 64
23 Angela Lansbury living her best life as Mrs. Santa Claus (Kelli-Leigh - New Chic: Rhythmbandit) 62
24 Jeremy Corbyn and his socialist pies (Reuben - Christmas is Awesome: Indie) 61
25 Someone Shat Down My Chimney (Ifigenia - Xristougenna Gia Mena: Queen of the Bay) 56
26 Pauline Quirke takes a much-needed break from her academy (Kaleena Zanders - Thank You Maria: Tisch) 53
27 Margaret Atwood (Mary Chapin Carpenter - Hot Buttered Rum: Barnacle) 47
28 Bill and Cathy (salem ilese - marry christmas: dmlaw) 37
29 Bonnie Holt's amazing Christmas adventure (Leticia Sabater - Trínchame el Pavo: Alla) 32
30 It’s Christmas, stupid (Lyn Lapid - Candy Cane Kisses: Berly) 28
31 HUNZ CHRISTMAS (Aronchup and Lil Sis Nora - Where Is Santa Klaoz: Rita) 23
32 Lana Del Rey Delighted By Christmas Mirth (Barry Manilow - Christmas Is Just Around The Corner: Iguana) 16

omg

 

[RS]

The wrong Swede on top!

 

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It's quite fun when your votes haven't been and you know what effect they're going to have.