Armenia 2023: Brunette - Future Lover

[auretz]

Another hour, another leak - Armenian media is reporting that Brunette will represent them with an r'n'b song to be revealed next month (and it's been seconded by an Armenian fan who knew about Rosa Linn in advance).

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Sounds drab but at least it’s in the tongue

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Oh I see that’s not the actual song

NAUGHTY SAUVIGNON!

 

[Madison]

Terrible stage name.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Terrible stage name.

Yes, appalling

 

[Madison]

Brunette CONFIRMED

Armenia pick Brunette for Eurovision

Pop star Brunette has been announced by AMPTV as Armenia’s participant at the 67th Eurovision Song Contest.

eurovision.tv

 

[Music]

TITS OUT BANGER PLS

 

[Alla]

Second act with the very same name

 

[Penelope]

Hearing the ALLEGED GENRE for this is 'SULTRY'

 

[Lucille]

But is it SLAGGY?

 

[Penelope]

But is it SLAGGY?

Birth name is 'Brunette'

 

[Pingu]

I feel anyone hoping for a tits out banger might want to take a brief visit to Brunette’s Spotify just to manage expectations slightly!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I feel anyone hoping for a tits out banger might want to take a brief visit to Brunette’s Spotify just to manage expectations slightly!

oh.​

 

[Pingu]

Video premieres in just over half an hour:

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ready for my BUSSY to be... gently caressed

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oooh love a countdown

 

[Lucille]

Is it going to be MID-UPTEMPO?

 

[Dark Carnival]

She's singing about BOOKSTORES

WELL IT'S OVER

 

[Dark Carnival]

omg she just got really angry

 

[Dark Carnival]

Go off Brunette!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Yeah, that's pretty good when it gets going

 

[Dark Carnival]

Bussy status: not slain. But efficiently entertained nonetheless.

 

[Zu]

Anyone’s (ahem) bussy status STAINED after that?

 

[Alla]

Well, not a contender, is it?

 

[Lucille]

My BUSS certainly had it’s interest PIQUED, but for now it’s structural integrity REMAINS.

 

[Lucille]

You know what, I QUITE LIKE IT, and it’s a welcome edition to the CAT-EGG SEMI.

 

[ButterTart]

No.

 

[dUb]

I hereby declare it COMPETITIVE

 

[Kaleen]

I really like that.

 

[Penelope]

What the fuck is THAT?!

 

[Penelope]

It's like someone trying to copy the template of LoveWave for an R&B album's indulgent 7 minute album track and COMPLETELY missing all the things that made LoveWave ACTUALLY FUCKING GOOD

I mean where on earth is the STRUCTURE?!

 

[IntoTheDark]

There is a blindingly obvious grammar mistake in the first 30 seconds that is repeated TWICE

 

[Penelope]

I hereby declare it COMPETITIVE

Not really SAYING MUCH in that second semi

 

[VoR]

I really think it's time to bury the 'Semi 2 is a wasteland' thing now. It definitely has a significantly lower ceiling than the first semi, but I'd only say there are three out and out duds - Greece, Romania and San Marino. Estonia is a crashing bore too but seems to have its fans. Everything else is pretty good!

 

[Penelope]

I really think it's time to bury the 'Semi 2 is a wasteland' thing now. It definitely has a significantly lower ceiling than the first semi, but I'd only say there are three out and out duds - Greece, Romania and San Marino. Estonia is a crashing bore too but seems to have its fans. Everything else is pretty good!

It's not so much that there isn't good stuff in there - it's more just when three quite strikingly different "I'm gonna give this one specific niche subaudience of gays everything they want" variant entries in Diljá, Gustaph and Blanka are *all* on track to qualify, it's hard to escape the overpowering sense that something has gone DISTURBINGLY WRONG

 

[Penelope]

On second viewing, dare I say it but there's a light air of CHRISTABELLE - TABOO to the WHOLE AFFAIR

 

[Pingu]

This is possibly one of my favourite utterly bizarre Easter eggs from this Eurovision season.

 

[IntoTheDark]

It's giving

 

[Pingu]

It’s the fact she copied it WRONG as well.

 

[Pingu]

This is possibly one of my favourite utterly bizarre Easter eggs from this Eurovision season.

Well I thought this was pretty funny but the fans from Azerbaijan have caught wind of it and are raising hell demanding she's disqualified.