MOTHERFESTIVALEN 2023: Deltävling 4 (Malmö) - ft. Lorraine (sp?)

I think you've got your comparisons wrong - this is the biggest, most obvious MF pimp slot winner since Hero, meaning Mariette will play the role of Linda Bengtzing in this final heat double direkt gay veterans triumph. Signe & Hjördis are Calaisa I guess :disco:

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BIGGEST MOST OBVIOUS MF PIMP SLOT WINNER

(that didn't win the finals televote)
 
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I know you’re all excited but please can we refrain from calling her ‘mother’. The single most annoying thing on the internet these days. Thank you.

Anyway I’m excited to hear this on Saturday! UMK who?
 
Mariette – One Day
(Jimmy Jansson, Thomas G:son, Mariette)

In the latter half of the last decade, she competed four times in six years, making it straight to the final each time. Given she’s been away for three years, it’s exciting to hear just how her sound has evolved in that time, and what a Mariette entry sounds like in 2023. And with G:son and Jansson, she’s in the best possible hands, really.

As it turns out, the Mariette of 2023 sounds like a breath of fresh air. Almost literally, in fact! A lyric of pure positivity is paired with an uplifting, airy production featuring strings of hope and drums of encouragement. A three-minute mission to make you feel better about everything going on around you. And Mariette plays the role of a reassuring Earth Mother just splendidly.
Literally the only time MOTHER has been mentioned in this thread. :D

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Internet gays who call their idols MOTHER.

Internet gays who call female celebrities ‘mother’.

I know you’re all excited but please can we refrain from calling her ‘mother’. The single most annoying thing on the internet these days. Thank you.

Anyway I’m excited to hear this on Saturday! UMK who?

Guys, do we think Kala hates it when internet gays call people MOTHER?
 
I’m taking this Axel Hirsoux chat as an opportunity to remind everyone of my favourite post I’ve ever made on this gay friendly hate longe.

What's the difference between Axel Hirsoux competing at Eurovision and Axel Hirsoux flicking through the family album?

At Eurovision he only got as far as a semi.
 
I visited my father this morning, put on him some headphones and asked him to listen to a few "modern" songs to hear his thoughts :horny:

The old man is very particular about his taste and predictably rejected most of the songs I played to him and so I told him he probably wouldn't like this either. He didn't know about the context of Eurovision and basically hasn't listened to anything remotely modern in the last 20 years anyways.

Not batting an eye he claimed "I've heard this before. This is difficult to sing cause you need a good voice". Obviously cherishing the "you-ho-hooo" part he tried to imitate her singing it :D
 
Schlagerprofilerna claims SVTs camera team ruins the great vision behind Mariette's performance with two many wideshots and off-putting crops.

'Now it all becomes a bit "We filmed a shitty YouTube video in the halfpipe with some auntie and then her brother came in and did an ollie!" when it should've been "we all stand together in tough times". So unnecessary.'

'I would've liked to see them saying do it again and do it justice. That there was still a Christer Björkman here who said that no one was allowed to go to bed until the camera work was completely redone and that the goal now was to build a world of her own for Mariette around her ramp and let her and the dancers stay inside it.'
 
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I don’t think I’ve ever been more excited for a Melfest song in the seven years I’ve been watching :disco:
 

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