Finland 2023: Käärijä - Cha Cha Cha

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I do feel bad for the guy, he clearly REALLY WANTED THIS and looked a bit devastated when Loreen won. He should be really proud of that televote score, as should the quite BITTER FANS.

 

[win_the_game]

Some of the Finland stans are being extremely pissy in defeat, and going in hard on Loreen. It’s not her fault.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Also having just watched both Finland and Sweden again she absolutely deserved it.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

He really started believing his own hype. His reaction was pure devastation, which was his own fault for buying into it all. The fans need to fuck off.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Also having just watched both Finland and Sweden again she absolutely deserved it.

He remained pure joy, but she was ANOTHER LEVEL!

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

This loon seems to think she should decide who wins.

 

[Zu]

He really started believing his own hype. His reaction was pure devastation, which was his own fault for buying into it all.

QUITE. Ungracious little twat. And as if he was EVER favourite to win! Did he even congratulate Loreen? I knew I'd gone off him for a reason

 

[Zu]

This loon seems to think she should decide who wins.

And also appears to think that Germany shouldn't have come last WHICH IT WAS BLATANTLY ALWAYS GOING TO

Also I'm a bit frightened by her shiny blouse

 

[Marina Salty]

And also appears to think that Germany shouldn't have come last WHICH IT WAS BLATANTLY ALWAYS GOING TO

Also I'm a bit frightened by her shiny blouse

The teeth!

 

[supermassive]

At least he's somewhat self-aware

 

[Zu]

Oh he’s a very sweet and sensitive boy. And who of us HASN’T forgotten their manners from time to time?

 

[Zu]

Nice cuddle with Loreen

 

[Zu]

Oh he’s a very sweet and sensitive boy. And who of us HASN’T forgotten their manners from time to time?

I mean nobody here has seen how I react when I lose at MONOPOLY

 

[Zu]

Just popping by to retract any pleasant comments made above and say that this grotty little cunt Käärijä has ruined Eurovision 2023. YES the jury points ratio might need a revision and YES the juries probably need more members but I am NOT appreciating the conspiracy theories all over the interweb or indeed the flagrant disrespect being shown to Queen Loreen, all of which would I suspect be somewhat less abundant had he been more gracious in defeat and not behaved like a five year old not getting what he wanted for Christmas. The very audacity of his thinking that he could beat ROYALTY IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Anyway I'm putting ESC 2023 to bed now

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

In a few months (or even weeks) we are all going to 'This really was shite, wasn't it?'

 

[Zu]

In a few months (or even weeks) we are all going to 'This really was shite, wasn't it?'

Oh I don't think I'll ever think THAT as I thought it was five star fabulous from the start but forgiveness of his ways and doings may be hard to come by - even if kindly Q. Loreen HAS apparently very graciously offered to meet him for a coffee and chat in Helsinki

JUST LAMP HIM DARLIN'

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

I don't recall this faff when Keiiiiino didn't win?

 

[KNT]

I appreciate his very sincere reaction to what must be a very disappointing moment, and also that he's been effusive in his praise for Loreen, so I can't hold the weird conspiracy theories against him.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

I don't recall this faff when Keiiiiino didn't win?

I’m not that familiar with the people of Scandinavia, but maybe Norwegians are more CLASSY.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Not quite the wicked snow devils that the Finns are.

 

[Zu]

I appreciate his very sincere reaction to what must be a very disappointing moment, and also that he's been effusive in his praise for Loreen, so I can't hold the weird conspiracy theories against him.

Admittedly they are all the doing of the "fans". So I might have to forgive the wicked snow devil and take back my nasty words

I'VE BEEN DYING IN BED ALL DAY AND FIDDLING AROUND ON YOUTUBE ALRIGHT

 

[KNT]

Admittedly they are all the doing of the "fans". So I might have to forgive the wicked snow devil and take back my nasty words

I'VE BEEN DYING IN BED ALL DAY AND FIDDLING AROUND ON YOUTUBE ALRIGHT

Just know that Käärijä may be the people's Princess, but Loreen will always have two wins and probably 12 points from Heidi off the Sugababes. Let that be a balm for your wounded soul.

 

[Apo-KANT!]

I don't recall this faff when Keiiiiino didn't win?

The surprise was much bigger, no? I don't think anyone expected Keiino to win the public vote.

But they're the same side of the Käärijä coin, absolutely (and a little more frustrating almost considering we ended up with Arcade winning )

As I said, I don't like it when the jury ostensibly buries the televote winner and I think it merits some evaluating. At the same time, I am thrilled we were spoilt for choice with two amazing frontrunners and it went Loreen's way and it is 100% deserved - it just doesn't cut that deep when first and second are both great options, no? But maybe that is just me.

 

[Ill Advised]

this was fun

His disappointment in Spain was a highlight

But also a fan of Greece??

 

[IntoTheDark]

 

[IntoTheDark]

ABHORRENT

 

[ButterTart]

In a few months (or even weeks) we are all going to 'This really was shite, wasn't it?'

I think the opposite, I feel like Cha Cha Cha is the Fuego to Tattoo’s Toy.

 

[OutSynk]

Toy

This really was shite, wasn't it?

 

[Kaleen]

I think the opposite, I feel like Cha Cha Cha is the Fuego to Tattoo’s Toy.

Completely disagree on this. It’s the other way round. Cha Cha Cha will only be remembered by fans.

 

[Zu]

I think the opposite, I feel like Cha Cha Cha is the Fuego to Tattoo’s Toy.

What a load of silly nonsense. It’s already been agreed that the relationship is that of Dancing Lasha Tumbai to Molitva AND ‘TWAS EVER GOING TO BE THUS!

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Molitva

What's that?

 

[KNT]

If Käärijä plays this right, people will be turning up to the AEROVISION in smelly green boleros for years to come.

 

[ButterTart]

What a load of silly nonsense. It’s already been agreed that the relationship is that of Dancing Lasha Tumbai to Molitva AND ‘TWAS EVER GOING TO BE THUS!

Actually I'm perfectly happy with that

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

I think the opposite, I feel like Cha Cha Cha is the Fuego to Tattoo’s Toy.

 

[lolly]

I think it's more the Cyndi to Loreen's Scooch.

 

[Kaleen]

I think it's more the Cyndi to Loreen's Scooch.

Loreen is not a novelty song. So no.

 

[C’est la VoR]

Eurovision Twitter’s obsession with the ’bromance’ between Käärjä and the Slovene lead singer is mostly very tiresome, but I have to admit…

 

[Madison]

Here’s video:

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

I hope they fuck.