The SANREMO CHAT LONGE FT. MONGE (Italy 2024)

[IntoTheDark]

Who here thought to listen to the final on GLITTERBEAM RADIO this evening?

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

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Who here thought to listen to the final on GLITTERBEAM RADIO this evening?

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Isn't that what we're all on?

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

He looks like Beppe di Marco

 

[win_the_game]

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Who here thought to listen to the final on GLITTERBEAM RADIO this evening?

And shown in Ukraine. Haven't they suffered enough?

 

[Ill Advised]

Ok. I’ve tuned in finally. Is it mostly these two old men on stage?

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

And shown in Ukraine. Haven't they suffered enough?

It would be enough to make you DEFECT to Russia

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Do the 25 acts who have been knocked out just go straight home to beat the crowds?

 

[Alla]

It's obviously rigged and they won't let a woman win.

(Hopefully that heps Annalisa, 90% of predictions wrong)

 

[C’est la VoR]

How many of these poor audience members are currently sitting in their own filth underneath all that Italian couture?

 

[Alla]

Do the 25 acts who have been knocked out just go straight home to beat the crowds?

Already partying at Loredana's

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Oh no, he's not about to sexually assault more people?!?

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Do the 25 acts who have been knocked out just go straight home to beat the crowds?

Sent to San Remo jail.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Do the 25 acts who have been knocked out just go straight home to beat the crowds?

They put on a bus for the 23 who live in Milano and a donkey for the other two.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

I would have lost my patience long ago if I was in the audience

 

[win_the_game]

Do the 25 acts who have been knocked out just go straight home to beat the crowds?

Turned into MONGE.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Poor Mahmood getting a Donkey to his BURNT OUT APARTMENT

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

WHAT IS THIS SHIT?

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

WHAT IS THIS SHIT?

SANREMO

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I would have lost my patience long ago if I was in the audience

They don’t even have DRINKS!!!

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

They don’t even have DRINKS!!!

And I bet your arse would go dead in those tight seats

 

[Madison]

This host appeared in The Talented Mr Ripley.

 

[C’est la VoR]

I know it won't happen, but if you're Annalisa WHY WOULDN'T you just get on the blower to San Marino and show this whole thing up for the farce it is by obliterating Graveller* in Malmö?

*It's been such a long night that I assume he's evolved.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

28 reported dead in San Remo this evening. A mix of hunger, boredom and being smothered by a manatee.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Omg hurry up I’m running out of booze.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

I know it won't happen, but if you're Annalisa WHY WOULDN'T you just get on the blower to San Marino and show this whole thing up for the farce it is by obliterating Graveller* in Malmö?

*It's been such a long night that I assume he's evolved.

Sadly he'll never reach Golem because NO ONE WANTS TO TRADE FOR HIM

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

The sheer amount of chit-chat at half 2 in the morning, are they ON COKE?!?

 

[Ill Advised]

Guys! Why, why do you watch this!

(I’m obsessed)

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

ITS SO CLOSE TO BEING OVER

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Why are they making shitting sounds.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

ITS SO CLOSE TO BEING OVER

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

 

[Ill Advised]

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

ITS SO CLOSE TO BEING OVER

There’s an old man moving a piano.

 

[C’est la VoR]

The sheer amount of chit-chat at half 2 in the morning, are they ON COKE?!?

Babe this is "Kelly Llorenna does DRUGS?" levels of naiveté.

 

[Alla]

Can we have another interval act?

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

THE REAL SANREMO IS THE FRIENDS WE MADE ALONG THE WAY

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

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[Alla]

Loredana won a prize!!

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Loredana won a prize!!

Is it THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH?

Because JEALOUS

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

I like how it even takes them two minutes to read a single name off a card