Eurovision 2024: Semi-Final 1 (8pm BCT)

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

What legacy!

She has one! (Amongst the gays)

 

[funky]

Ugh my old boss on the telly AGAIN

 

[dzjermlaw]

I agree too! But I wonder if that's because it's the first listen for us?!

It’s a heart-breaking meditation on the plight of the immigrant, YOU MONSTER.

 

[Finnland]

How the fuck has the 'Director of Culture for Liverpool' scammed a (presumably) free trip to THIS YEAR'S Eurovision? Fair play

 

[ButterTart]

Ugh my old boss on the telly AGAIN

You used to work for RYLAN?

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Ugh my old boss on the telly AGAIN

Rylan?

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

WTF is this?

 

[Star]

How the fuck has the 'Director of Culture for Liverpool' scammed a (presumably) free trip to THIS YEAR'S Eurovision? Fair play

Put it through expenses, that's why they had to get rid of funky

 

[dzjermlaw]

Promoting ‘Malmo on the Mersey’. Poor @dUbsday Blue can’t find a bar showing the semi final.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

(Glasgow still would have been better)

 

[RS]

What an odd segment

 

[wendy the Go_At]

WTF is this?

THE ONE AND ONLY CLAIRE!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Why is this woman on PRIME TIME?

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

It’s giving ONE SHOW.

 

[Marina Salty]

Still horrible clothes

 

[Finnland]

How the fuck has the 'Director of Culture for Liverpool' scammed a (presumably) free trip to THIS YEAR'S Eurovision? Fair play

Quite a strong plug, actually. I'll NEVER doubt the 'Director of Culture for Liverpool' again

 

[ButterTart]

I’ve come out for a fag while Rylan chunters on with Janet Street Porter. I hope his first question is whether she had her stylist sectioned.

 

[Alla]

Mekado!!

 

[Ellie]

Yay showing Germany 1994!

 

[TiShh]

(Glasgow still would have been better)

Manchester Co-Op please

 

[Alla]

Finally a fat guy, enough normative male bodies!

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

TURD BREAK

 

[FetchFugly]

Isaak has an unnerving grin.

 

[ButterTart]

Mekado!!

I would like to thank Sweden for making my username briefly relevant.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Finally a fat guy, enough normative male bodies!

Shame it's SHITE

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

He looks like he’s in a plush corporate hotel.

 

[dzjermlaw]

Manchester Co-Op please

Would this mean that part of the air conditioning will fall on Isaac? Hopefully.

 

[HalamaK]

Nevermind Israel/Russia/Azerbajdzjan etc., please ban Hera from future ESCs.

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

Bless the most recent song for Germany being 2010

 

[ButterTart]

Finally a fat guy, enough normative male bodies!

The exact attitude that scored Embers a shock win.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Could they not afford to put an echo on for those run run run runs?

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

Hate it already

 

[dzjermlaw]

I would like to thank Sweden for making my username briefly relevant.

I would like to curse them for not doing the same for mine.

 

[Ellie]

He has a good voice actually.

 

[TiShh]

Annoyingly cromulent vocal

 

[win_the_game]

This is particularly stinking. Who said this was going to be a jury favourite?

 

[Alla]

Shame it's SHITE

Well that's not the point but true.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Crapulent

 

[Apo-KANT!]

I am sorry about this dumpster fire, Moopy.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

It’s a pretty STRONG vocal.