Eurovision 2024: Semi-Final 1 (8pm BCT)

[Marina Salty]

He looks good considering I was 10 at hold me now

 

[Lucille]

Oh I didn’t expect him to be quite the daddy

 

[dmlaw]

Votes for Ireland, Croatia and one for Luxembourg because it’s nice to have them back.

 

[GNL]

I can't vote so somebody CROWN THE WITCH on my behalf please.

 

[RS]

Yeah, you’re the one to talk!

 

[Ellie]

Olly Alexander, all is forgiven. Now these are flat vocals.

 

[Tisch]

I can't vote so somebody CROWN THE WITCH on my behalf please.

And that someone was called..... Europe.

 

[Lucille]

I can't vote so somebody CROWN THE WITCH on my behalf please.

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Soldi]

Was it good live?

She smashed it!

 

[dmlaw]

Johnny Logan to represent the Irish on HOME SOIL next year.

 

[Soldi]

Someone vote Croatia and Ireland for me, it doesn’t work HERE

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Qualifiers from the House of Ag:

Ukraine
Ireland
Lithuania
Cyprus
Portugal
Poland
Australia
Iceland
Azerbaijan
Finland

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Finn]

How did this Johnny Logan massacre get greenlit

 

[win_the_game]

This is such a stinking cover. Reminds me of that Irish Eurovision classic MILLENNIUM OF LOVE.

 

[Ellie]

 

[jyxz]

Lithuania and Ireland

 

[lolly]

What the fuck was THAT?

 

[jyxz]

OMG what was that note

 

[Tisch]

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Are you okay? Have you fallen?

 

[AGinAg (38)]

He looks good considering I was 10 at hold me now

He shouldn't have done that.

 

[Wendy the goat]

I never thought Euphoria could ever sound like utter dog shit but I stand corrected.

 

[Lucille]

Absolute hell.

 

[Kratz]

Is he going to sing any of his own songs?

 

[Lucille]

Luxembourg dancer on the right hi.

 

[dmlaw]

Preferred qualifiers:-

Croatia
Cyprus
Ireland
Lithuania
Luxembourg
Poland
Portugal
Serbia
Slovenia
Ukraine

 

[FetchFugly]

THAT NOTE

Why on earth did they persist with the whole song?

 

[Madison]

Predict the following missing out: Poland, Iceland, Slovenia, Moldova, Australia

 

[Dark Carnival]

How did this Johnny Logan massacre get greenlit

I’ll say it again Sweden should be banned for allowing this

 

[lolly]

Can they get Loreen to turn Hold Me Now into a banger now, please?

 

[Kratz]

At this point in Liverpool we had Peppa Pig doing a conga with Blanka and Scooch.

Just remember that.

 

[Tisch]

Is he going to sing any of his own songs?

DO TERMINAL 3

 

[dmlaw]

Can they get Loreen to turn Hold Me Now into a banger now, please?

IT ALREADY IS.

 

[Lucille]

DO TERMINAL 3

FLIGHTS ON TIME!!!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

HERE TO STAY YOU SAY!?

 

[Tisch]

Tali drowns in her own charisma onscreen (sad)

 

[Lucille]

Not the dreaded TURQUOISE CARPET!

 

[Madison]

Can they get Loreen to turn Hold Me Now into a banger now, please?

It already is a banger.

 

[dmlaw]

THAT NOTE

Why on earth did they persist with the whole song?

Maybe they thought that if it just kept happening, Loreen would eventually manifest just to make it stop.