Paris 2024 - Day 0 - The Opening Ceremony (Fri 26 July)

[Suedehead]

Wasn't that also the Harry Potter bit

Was it? I don’t remember.

 

[PercyPig]

Someone finally has some shelter!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Who is this blue man?

 

[Suedehead]

Ok it’s back to being pure shit
And not in a good way

 

[Ellie]

I think I’m having a nightmare now.

 

[Alex]

Vanessa Paradis not even bothering to mime next please

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Also the music has went french again, i.e. SHITE

 

[Finn]

HELLO LIBERIAN FLAGBEARER

List of flag bearers for Liberia at the Olympics - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Why has this still not updated for 2024

 

[Suedehead]

French humour init.

 

[Lucille]

Who is this blue man?

Sorry I just BLUE MYSELF.

 

[Madison]

This is an exceedingly weird country.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is an exceedingly weird country.

Our Frenchies to apologise on screen please

 

[Alex]

We need a Françoise Hardy tribute please.
Isabelle Huppert doing Message Personnel please

 

[Suedehead]

How do I put this

It’s dance music

I’ll say that

 

[Adeva]

Aren’t the Smurf’s Belgian?

 

[Alex]

This is an exceedingly weird country.

Which is why I love it so

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Wait, when is Berlin next hosting, and will it have a PISS SECTION in the OPENING CEREMONY?

 

[Suedehead]

The proper dancers have been excellent
I will say that (no shade)

 

[Indie]

I hadn't realised I had taken so many drugs

 

[Apoca]

Should we have a little line? Wanna go real wild when I'm bumpin' that.

 

[rhythmbandit]

List of flag bearers for Liberia at the Olympics - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Why has this still not updated for 2024

emmanuel matadi - Google Search

You're welcome.

 

[Marina Salty]

This is beyond low budget, this is stingy

 

[Madison]

FUCK SAKE

 

[Madison]

HAVE SOME FUCKING IMAGINATION

 

[Madison]

FUCKING CUNTS

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This song to get an IMMEDIATE INTERNATIONAL BAN please

 

[Madison]

STOP SINGING THIS STUPID SOMG

 

[win_the_game]

Oh fuck off not IMAGINE. They sing this every time

 

[Madison]

FUCKING MORONIC UNIMAGINITVE FRENCH

 

[straightorbroken]

Cereously, they should've had this be Celine!

 

[Ellie]

Oh FUCK OFF

 

[VoR]

Oh Christ not IMAGINE

 

[ManicKangaroo]

Not fucking Imagine

 

[Alex]

UGH THIS SONG ?

 

[Madison]

Ban Dark Carnival

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I'm guessing we're not getting a blast of Désenchantée.

Oh and we did.

 

[Ellie]

Who is this? Why no close-ups? And appears to also be lip syncing.

 

[Eddie]

 

[Alex]

Who even IS THIS ?

 

[win_the_game]

I hate this has become some sort of OLYMPIC ANTHEM.