Paris 2024 - Day 0 - The Opening Ceremony (Fri 26 July)

[AGinAg (38)]

Sorry 10 mins behind, enjoy the europop section.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

How did the person that said "hey, let's do imagine" not getting immediately SHOT?

 

[Madison]

Fucking useless human beings. Why don’t we sing “Imagine”? That’s never been done before.

 

[supermassive]

This is so CHINTZ

 

[Indie]

"Imagine there's no countries"

Well, Olympic flag parade would be fucked.

 

[straightorbroken]

This is the asfm woman Bev won with no?

 

[Madison]

I hope this species dies of global warming.

 

[Alex]

Where is LA ZARRA. SHE could give us all the finger

 

[win_the_game]

Who even IS THIS ?

Juliettte Armanet?

 

[Madison]

Burn this woman on her burning piano.

 

[Alex]

This is the asfm woman Bev won with no?

Ohhh well why not do la dernière jour du disco. Ridiculous

 

[straightorbroken]

Juliettte Armanet?

You may also say she's a dreamer.

 

[VoR]

...and a burning fake piano...

 

[ManicKangaroo]

Sorry 10 mins behind, enjoy the europop section.

Enjoy it while it lasts

 

[supermassive]

The only antidote to some GAY is a chintz ESL John Lewis cover of Imagine

 

[Madison]

I’m glad John Lennon was shot

 

[Marina Salty]

Too many eurovision visual references

 

[Alex]

Oh they told us who it was on France 2 afterwards do a french song ffs

 

[straightorbroken]

That This Morning weather map certainly floated a long way.

 

[Soldi]

Hopefully she’ll break out into Le dernier jour du disco now..

 

[Dark Carnival]

BEYONCE???

 

[PercyPig]

This is quite cool. Did they blow the budget on a mechanical horse?

 

[Madison]

This is worse than the Glasgow Commonwealth Games opening ceremony.

 

[Alex]

BEYONCE???

Oh she can fuck off

 

[Suedehead]

I went to make a cup of tea and I come back to this fake horse shit ?!!!

 

[Halli]

Have I missed Calling - Au Nom De L'amour ? Surely that's on the bill.

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[Madison]

Sorry 10 mins behind, enjoy the europop section.

I can recommend a song coming up that you can skip.

 

[Alex]

BEYONCE???

Nolwenn Leroy doing a song from her album La Cavale please

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I can recommend a song coming up that you can skip.

I did, without a second thought.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is worse than the Glasgow Commonwealth Games opening ceremony.

Leave those Scotty Dogs alone!

 

[Suedehead]

to he fair they did warn us that this shit will be 4 hours long

 

[Madison]

Leave those Scotty Dogs alone!

Your people are responsible for that thistle monster. #neverforgetneverforgive

 

[Suedehead]

“Quite dramatic and very quite LONG”



Quite.

 

[Eddie]

I think the mechanical horse is quite cool actually.

 

[Suedehead]

Now is not the time for the United Kingdom to turn on itself

Look at what the French are doing !!!!

 

[Kate]

I’ve just got home and popped on “play from start” and it’s just a @ButterTart ASFM entry?

(Sorry if this has been said, I’ll wade through these 15 pages later)

 

[Madison]

My favourite Olympic doves were the ones in Seoul.

 

[Suedehead]

I think the mechanical horse is quite cool actually.

It was cool for 30 seconds sure
Five minutes later not so much

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Show the FOOTAGE OF HITLER COKED OUT HIS NUT you COWARDS

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I’ve just got home and popped on “play from start” and it’s just a @ButterTart ASFM entry?

(Sorry if this has been said, I’ll wade through these 15 pages later)

My winning entry is featured too.