Penelope
what doesn't kill me only makes me MORE CHIC
To be fair, she couldn't SING A NOTEAnother comfortable televote qualifier that got DUST from those wicked juries!

To be fair, she couldn't SING A NOTEAnother comfortable televote qualifier that got DUST from those wicked juries!
In fairness, given the state of her vocal, that is really the juries’ job.Another comfortable televote qualifier that got DUST from those wicked juries!
I saw this actual LIVE and couldn't tell you a thing about it except she didn't move from a giant shell. GROUNDBREAKING! BETTER THAN HERO! BETTER THAN DIVA!
A BIZARRE NF winner. It meant something to the Serbs and literally NO-ONE else.I have ZERO memory of this Ramonda thing
Our oblong faced king obligesWe better get a titty shaker next.
A BIZARRE NF winner. It meant something to the Serbs and literally NO-ONE else.
Don't forget him bizarrely turning up in an ASFM winner! (Before dying)Is this the point where we pour out a drink for poor dead chubby funster Little Big?
Is this the point where we pour out a drink for poor dead chubby funster Little Big?
That’s natural causes in Russia.Wasn’t he pushed out of a window?
JOEY
If you wear a low enough cut top, you can get someone else to buy it for you.I don't think these lot got held to account anywhere near enough. Alcohol is RARELY free
And my annual reminder that she shagged my old workmate's boyfriend.Time for my annual reminder that Poli’s first entry was much better and flopped because early 2010s voters were allergic to songs not in English.
And my annual reminder that she shagged my old workmate's boyfriend.