ESC 250 - 2024

I saw this actual LIVE and couldn't tell you a thing about it except she didn't move from a giant shell. GROUNDBREAKING! BETTER THAN HERO! BETTER THAN DIVA!

Genuinely took me a moment to realise you were talking about Cypriot lady and not this Serbian drear.
 
Seriously, we are far too deep into the ranking and there are far too many good songs not accounted for that these last couple of bits of filler tat are completely unwelcome.
 
There could just about plausibly be NINETEEN songs from 2024 still to come. And no Joy Fleming yet, which is an obvious war crime.
 
I wouldn't have been mad if this had been Switzerland's redemptive winner y'know.
 
Is this the point where we pour out a drink for poor dead chubby funster Little Big?
 
Little Big?

Fuck off. Fuck all the way off, fuck off until you can't fucking fuck any further off, then ring me and I'll suggest potential routes towards off you can continue to fuck.
 
PSA: do absolutely everything you can possibly do to avoid this playing during sex. It's like a HAND GRENADE to the MOOD
 
Time for my annual reminder that Poli’s first entry was much better and flopped because early 2010s voters were allergic to songs not in English.
 

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