ESC 250 - 2024

[Marina Salty]

Oh Beth, a breath of fresh air

 

[VoR]

Dime > Waterloo does feel quite correct in the grand arc of popular music history.

 

[Penelope]

WHAT a fall for Dime

Oh wait, it was 36 last year - 8 the year before

 

[AGinAg (38)]

All this ABBA revisionism.

They died so you could ALL EVEN BREATH

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Oh wait, it was 36 last year - 8 the year before

Yes the great Spanish assault was 2022. Still raw.

 

[Penelope]

Worra bloody classic though - truly the SOUND of the CLUBS

 

[Penelope]

This mix BUTCHERING the key change!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

All this ABBA revisionism.

They died so you could ALL EVEN BREATH

Yeah, but Waterloo has been played to DEATH. Give it a year off so it sounds fresh (then forget and leave it in the cupboard)

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I'm not coming for Dime! It's a hot holiday smash.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh FUCK OFF you INSUFFERABLE CUNT. Not only did you RUIN EUROVISION, you RUINED MUSIC AS A WHOLE when you OPENED YOUR GOB and SHAT OUT the single worst "song" EVER CONCEIVED.

I hope your dreams are HAUNTED by NETTA'S CHICKENS.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Yeah, but Waterloo has been played to DEATH. Give it a year off so it sounds fresh (then forget and leave it in the cupboard)

Eww.

 

[Marina Salty]

I still haven't drunk enough to suffer this.

 

[dmlaw]

Not this HORSE CUNT.

 

[VoR]

I was being facetious. Obviously I love Waterloo.

 

[Lucille]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Truly IRREDEEMABLE

 

[VoR]

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Has the blood moon risen over the countdown yet?

 

[Lucille]

Has the blood moon risen over the countdown yet?

No but realistically I can’t see it placing anywhere but the top 10!

 

[AGinAg (38)]

In theory we still have 13 from 2024 to go? Or did we figure it was actually 12?

 

[Penelope]

This is still absolutely glorious, but I just got utterly blindsided by realising this will have been a decade soon. We're definitely not getting that Elina Born solo turn at this point, are we.

 

[dmlaw]

Has the blood moon risen over the countdown yet?

The last thing we want is all of the slain monsters of Eurovision returning to flesh.

 

[Lucille]

In theory we still have 13 from 2024 to go? Or did we figure it was actually 12?

If Latvia makes it I’m burning the whole place down.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Blanche was recently elevated to the House of Lords.

 

[dmlaw]

In theory we still have 13 from 2024 to go? Or did we figure it was actually 12?

There’s 13 songs from the 2024 final, but only 11 places for them. I’m starting to become suspicious that Latvia 2023 might be gone, which would mean 12 more from 2024.

 

[Penelope]

This realtime portrayal of a nervous breakdown will always feel unnatural outside my annual top ten.

 

[dmlaw]

Blanche was recently elevated to the House of Lords.

Kier Starmer continuing to make sensible decisions.

 

[VoR]

What a 1-2 punch of Belgian excellence!

 

[Penelope]

Love Blanche straight into Loic - SONIC SISTERS

 

[VoR]

REINA!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

TOO LOW!

 

[Lucille]

You know the words girls!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

More countries should bring a PIECE to Eurovision, rather than a SONG

 

[dmlaw]

Highest finisher from the 1900s. Again.

 

[Lucille]

NOOOOOO!

 

[Lucille]

 

[AGinAg (38)]

FAR TOO LOW!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The Spanish Euroloons have FAILED US

 

[Penelope]

FUCK OFF! I was expecting this TOP TEN!

 

[VoR]

I'm already HORRIFIED at some of the utter dross that must have finished ahead of this.

I mean, NORWAY?!

 

[dmlaw]

At 36? Behind the likes of Greece and Switzerland? Is this some sort of joke?